/brit/

YEAHHH.

it gets old

kek this is me

yep, in literally every town on a given night out about a third of people will be on sniff
liveleak.com/view?t=902_1491768822

Oi

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having skolebollar and coffee

>if Ice Poseidon was ripped

liking the new gnashers too boogie!

were I friendlier and more outgoing I'd probably be this man

wonder where i can buy skolebollar in britain

he used to be

Accidentally ate shit that I forgot I took in a nutella jar when I was young

>Be Me
>around 6years old
>going on trip to the beach to collect some clams with empty nutella jar
>Have to take a shit while in my dad's car
>can't leave the car because traffic
>dad says to hold it, but I felt a massive roar coming from my ass
>suddenly remember the empty jar
>shit in the nutella jar
>hide it in my backpack
>come back home after beach trip
>checking my backpack at night to see if I didn't forget anything
>sees nutella jar with shit that I thought was cream
>do the classic spoon-filled but shoving it in my mouth
>taste like shit
>taste of shit
>tmw I eat actual shit

Nowadays I don't even buy or go near anything nutella related after that. (Only exception being at a friend's house)

We're in

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you overthrow the new world order, all the western governments and the companies with which they’re in cahoots
because it’s not in their interest to stop it

sister made it

Anyone taller than 6"4 here

climate change is a Chinese conspiracy

lmao is that that fat youtube guy

didn't happen

What is the end goal of female empowerment? Unironically. What would female empowerment world look like?

British accents so are hard to imitate.

I was trying to learn how to fake a British accent today, but oh boy, the results were not pretty.
My repertoire ranges from "American tourist failing to convince anybody" through "Eastern European with speech impediment" all the way to "Is he legitimately retarded?"

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allow boys to fight when they're young and not stop them like a limp-wrist

debatable. nowhere near that level.

besides he'd always be a Jersey shore wigger wannabe so that kind of off-sets it.

YEAHHH.

vocaroo lad

Where does it come from? South America? Who's importing it?

south africa is the most beautiful country on earth.

>Eastern European with speech impediment
>Hungary
uh lad

yeah gangly 6'6 freak here

YEAHHH it did happen actually

YEAHHH.

tory gf(s)

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>What would female empowerment world look like?
I'm guessing Sweden.

truthfully I think hook-up culture and tinder culture is the true cancer of the West.

You can't. They're decades in the making
Come back in 50 years

>also the vast majority of these mandem stabbings in London are assumed to be related to cocaine-dealing turf wars

the kids stabbing each other on my estate were just doing it for the fun of it not because they were in conflict over coke. but yeah your post is spot on

oh my fucking god

that lad house track makes me want to blow my brains out

never seen a higher concentration of cunts

would never shag a tory

shall I have a second skolebolle hehe

Women being able to fuck who they want and have financial support of the state is endgame female empowerment

feel like death warmed up, trying to have a can to see if it helps

What one

>Tfw we didn't put aside the rhetoric and come to the negotiating table

really regret drawing a willy on my ballot paper back in '15 now

actually a good way of putting it

Favourite benzo lads?

Too many bloody foreners in new york

She wants a man from Skipton

>chaos with Ed Miliband

yeah
his missus left him too some time back after a fairytale youtube romance and wedding haha
lads a walking tragedy

She wants a man who's a violent rapist serial killer

69-FAG-POO

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too many yanks in. scoot

>South America?
yeah, although unless you have a good link you'd struggle to get decent purity. Probs better than aus though
>Who's importing it?
A lot of it used to be smuggled into Europe through Spain, but it's much more spread about nowadays

I mean yeah that's basically what it's for
what bugs me is foreigners elsewhere
wish they'd fuck off

she wants a man from a city with more canals than venice

YEAHHH.

i took this screenshot

Functional:
>pyrazolam (should literally be a licensed medication)

Recreational:
>clonazolam (comically overpowered, bordering on dangerously so)

so are the arab success buyers gonna win the league again this year?

fucking dire

britain probably would have been alright if we had ed miliband in charge.

we'd probably just be undoing a lot of austerity and enjoying a lot of random government expenditure with regularly news about ed's mishaps during international meeting like where he tries to eat a hamburger in one bite to prove himself stronger than trump or where he accidentally wishes the indian ambassador a happy eid and stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

pyraz gave me mad withdrawals
and for no high
bullshit

can someone post the YEAHHH. image please

Fair enough. And are the cartels/narcos bringing it in and distributing it personally these days then?

I think if Ed won Trump wouldn't have won in America. The Brexit result gave the right a lot of momentum for the next 12 months or so, and given how close the US result was that might have tipped the scales for Trump

what's that black, you ABSOLUTELY NEED an emergency Snake sesh?? like r.n??
alri, la, glad to oblige!

youtu.be/PZjWSDnE7L0

~~~~~~:>
x

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>watching Avengers Endgame

they honestly expect me to believe this all actually happened?

Leicester will beat city

only americans on Jow Forums really know or care about brexit

grim
fortunately i never came close to approaching that weight
am about 185 now

>And are the cartels/narcos bringing it in and distributing it personally these days then?
no. It's probably changed hands ten times before it goes up your hooter.

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>american election results hinge on british politics

alri george III, got some bad news for you about events that transpired whilst you were pissing purple.

>black
ffs
bla!

how do you pronounce ciao

if they buy their squad a helicopter ride maybe.

chicken ciao mein

ch- auuu

A moment of silence for our alternate timeline brothers living in the Clinton/Milliband/No Brexit Universe. Cannot possibly imagine a reality that grim.

chew-aw-ooo

chow

and wolves will beat liverpoo

>Brexit matters to us

Oh my days

am actually a massive failure

So who are the big crim gangs making all the money from it? In Aus the bikie gangs are the biggest distributors of drugs and make the most profit from them. Who is it in the UK?

bow chicka wowow

not directly, but right wing campaigning in general got a huge boost from the Brexit result. Butterfly effect and all that, all it would have taken is a few votes here and there and Trump would have lost.

SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
CARRY ME HOME

>am about 185 now

kg or stone haha?