/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Only if I get some of the profits. Otherwise I'd just feel like she's a stripper/prostitutr and it would piss me off she's letting other men get off to her. I don't think it's unreasonable to classify that as cheating or at least borderline cheating.

That is why you hire a local carpenter for stuff otherwise you get cardboard, fake wood or compressed trash and you pay way more than something made out real wood.
That the burger will last more than that shelf.

holy fuck, bud, you know this house is made of glass, cut it out.

I wouldn't mind if she were a twitch thot scamming betas like you out of their money because she wore a tight shirt, but being a camwhore is RIGHT OUT

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I love my wife

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Wondering if one of those 2 Connecticut anons last thread are a guy I know.

This thread is approved by "El Gobierno Federal de la República de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos.

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>a local carpenter
What's that LOL

more like made of ASS
LOL

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There's been speculation that the CT poster who used to spam and avatarfag with that ugly girl is, in fact, A FEMOID.

wonder if my crazy racist uncle posts on Jow Forums

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m-m-my a-a-a-apologies i didn't know i was talking to THE Mack Daddy

he sounds based, you should tell him to post her and we can discuss inferior races

I just meant a dude i used to know that i knew browsed sp. Ct girl? Intriguing.

would report you if I wasn't banned

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Gonna watch it

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how DOES he keep getting away with it??

based

penis penis penis
vagina vagina vagina

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I’m telling mom!

Made a thread

gm

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thoughts on globohomo?

FIX your sleeping schedule

youtube.com/watch?v=mapWRFAqrd8

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Jesus. I slept all day and the liquor stores are closed. Gonna be a grim night.

>he doesn't have a personal bootlegger

Met a cute Brazilian girl today bros what do I need to do to get a Brazilian gf

make her monkey head soup

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make her a sopa de macaco jsut like MAMA's used to make and she'll be yours forEVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how would you know where i'm from if you don't flags. reveal yourself

where would i find a monkey dummies

GNOMED AGAIN

U ALREADY FOUNDone LOL

went to the A&W, two teens for 7 buckers. also was feeling fat so i got a poutine hehehe

ok i will do that after tonight since im off nightshift

Liberandus seething

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If you live near tons of chinks you can probably find bushmeat.

you avatarfag and people refer to you as CT, really not a mystery sherlock

>and people refer to you as CT
no one has ever called me that.

rude she was very cute and humanlike

youtu.be/sRSx5ab2Jss

FUCK sleep, grabbing the blackest coffee i can rn

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image her tripping and you being right under her. like right under her stomach

Ralph Adams Cram!!!!! zomg !

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yo can i get a phd position with scholarship in USA if i got 3.75/4 gpa in BA? its a meme distance learning degree but i think it will be easier to get than with my 2.5 gpa engineering degree

Sure they have, retard.

what the fuck are you talking about looney. i've been called aliceposter, but never "CT".

Like his glasses

gfs are a jewish trick

> but never "CT"
ok prove it, faggot

>saw cute girl at johnny eagle yesterday
>decided not to buy soda because I saw her
>just woke up and shaved because I remembered her
>feel young and virile
>going to play Siege now

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lmao he used to get 200 viewers on twitch how does he have 1k viewers on fucking youtube

how do you prove something that never happened. just use your flag so I know who you are.

girls are a meme
keep playing

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Sure, but with that gpa and only a bachelor's, you're gonna be at some college like mid eastern mississippi state university and youre gonna be paying for that phd

Accidentally touched a 14-15 year old girl's butt yesterday

I'm going to get a gamer gf.

haha bet you'd get a boner

I don't have flags dingus, and I wouldn't know you were CT if you hadn't sperged out you absolute dunce. I DO know that people in the past have said you're a girl, which is all I said ITT

you're not very bright lol

>pay
do you think i am a MUTT?
you get paid for phd

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yeah ok lol. I've never posted where I was from with a picture of alice. creep.

>alice
literally who

>I don't have flags dingus

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I want to hang out with ct girl user. Come to the yale art gallery in new haven with me. I'm only a little creepy, but make up for it with good personal hygiene and not talking much.

youtube.com/watch?v=85V7aqcwJ3Y
thoughts on this masterpiece

extra flags is LITERALLY r*ddit

Wonder how I'm going to watch GoT tonight

Hail Hydra!

Demand dictates the terms of sale
You're basically trying to bargain for permenant residency
You're lucky if anyone would let you pay for a PhD l, t*rk

Doesn't matter since you post with flags and others can SEE YOUR FLAG you absolute MORON RETARD

normoid show for normoid trash

>NOOO DONT WATCH MARVEL

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Being a normie is actually really fun if you find the right people to hang out with

fuck off discord tranny

kys

lmao ok incel

>t. discord tranny

t. Friendless loser

i'm a dude, sorry. and i'd rather visit the dinosaur museum desu.

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>spoils capeshit
>watches good anime
I don't see the issue other than wearing a hat indoors.

yeah that was my point, if you don't have flags you can't see my flag. so how would you know where i'm from without having flags if I've never said it outright in a post.

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Just put yourself out there more if you want friends.

>I don't see the issue other than wearing a hat indoors
what's wrong with wearing a hat indoors?

Sorry for the late reply. A chaturbate type of camgirl
I mean she would end up making more money than you.

>what's wrong with wearing a hat indoors?

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> if you don't have flags you can't see my flag. so how would you know where i'm from without having flags if I've never said it outright in a post.
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE can see your flag AND THEY SAID you were from CT you ABSOLUTELY RETARDED MONGOLOID

He’s a discord tranny