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I'm a white sicilian man

FOY

I’m using this thread ironically

You can literally [and unironically] still link that post.

alri Malaponte u stud

What does copealone look like.

Where's maddy

good fucking question

caterwauling

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Parents gave me a talking to about seeking toil today. Dad in particular was pretty angry. Hate fucking toil lads. Death may be preferable

Saudi Harem, most likely.

just want to point out my ridiculous repeating digits here. lets decode this, shall we?

>10488, 1488 heil hitler, a nazi meme adopted by Jow Forums for the lulz, something which Kek enjoys.

>88 being the first set of dubs, 11 being another set of dobs, and 55 being the final set of dubs.

>triple dubs, already at a high level of energy there

>the more important set of dubs, 11 and 15... and i put my chances at 15% in the post

so nice

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Means you're using Chad to block the air, thus meaning there's less wind resistance lowering the efficiency of your walking.

Need my knackers busted.

Kek this is me
I’m still avoiding my fate

artistic representation of the scramble for africa (1881 - 1914)

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The lads/laddettes

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Black women are grim

wtf HAEFD is a girl?????

I remember when my parents did this.
I lashed out at my dad and called him a "grease monkey".
Feel really bad about it now. I'm such an awful person, lads. I wish I was different.

*gets to the chopper*

*whips out my dick and screams "nigger"*

>ContraPoints
Muh diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

spooky action at a shitpost

you cant do that

some people should have a badge with their pronouns on it because i am not asking someone what their pronouns are and there is a 50/50 chance of me getting it wrong for some of those people

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$50 a night to live here?
podshare.co

...or in a hotel?
expedia.com/g/rg/hotels-under-50-dollars

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lazy bigot
Go suck a fuck

there's at least 2 paedos there

How does one “suck a fuck”?

This is what girls look like when they first see my dick and are trying to figure out how it fits in them.

both me

Good luck to you brothers. I don't think i'm going to make it desu. Got no guts to just strike out on my own and no gumption to figure out any other way out of the situation.

Why does no one understand some people are only meant to be men of leisure?

youtube.com/watch?v=IjoePLT_cFw

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>tfw ywn shoot niggers in the LA riots for trying to break into your property

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knobs, willies, bumholes and poo

so, why does gypsy and jewish music sound so similar?

I'd ring her bell.

It is certainly quite the mystery

don't consider property that you have to pay taxes for as your own

Good lad.

chink neet faggot

Cannae imagine my progeny, the carrier of my genes and bloodline, who I have raised for 20 years...given them every opportunity..broken my back to provide for...cries bout being a 'man of leisure' when I tell him to put in some graft and get a job
Would grab the nearest belt and let loose тbh

All foren music sounds exactly the same.

love the organ, me. proper Godly instrument.

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she doesn't actually have one

>you will never touch a girls shoulders like that and have her be ok with it

do these people really think they will sMaSh fAsCiSm
>hbomberguy

it's not out of laziness, it's out of embarrassment
i do resent being made to cater to snowflakes like that, as if i owe them extra attention because they're so special (just like all the other LGBTQ+ people), but i'll call a man "she" if he wants me to, just for the sake of peace in the valley
but being completely ambiguius and then getting shirty when i guess wrong is out of order
and "what are your pronouns" is basically "are you a boy or a girl" which is an insult for anyone where i come from

Based, hate NEETs me.

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desu i'm the guy who made that post and i don't think my Dad has ever really spoken to me all that much except when he has something he's angry at me about. Don't think he can really claim to have raised me. Had to figure most of it out on my own

in total in that room there's about as much testosterone an average 7 year old boy would have in his whole body

By bell I mean vagina and my ring I mean impregnate.

looberg is caling me, poo toil looms

*plays In-a-gadda-da-vida on it*

If you introduce yourself to me by saying 'hi my birth name is barry but id like it if you called me terry' I'd just call you terry. Where's the effort.

what of it

God help us

the virgin anglo-american bourgeois socialists
the chad norse fascist brawler

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People don't look like Barrys and Terrys.

remember nan and grandad lads? :(

what the fuck? he cant do that

mad
youtube.com/watch?v=RG9TMn1FJzc

in 7th grade we had a really old lady teacher who was as far from being attractive as someone can be and she talked like she had smoked all the cigarettes in the world. one day she told the class during sex education that when she was young she found out the clitoris existed while riding her bike.

>NO, YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR TOILBERG! IT'S WHAT RAISES CHARACTER! BE A SLAVE LIKE ME

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>long hair
>diva
>closeted homosexual
would have been filled with laxatives and fucked in the ass in fascist Italy

>what the fuck? he cant do that

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That's an Aussie

is that souf africa?

Lmao at the thrones leaks
Maisie

sometimes i 2v1 people like this in world of warcraft

ok say you don't know a person, haven't been introduced, and can't tell if they're a man or a woman
you have to approach them and address them as either "sir" or "madam" as per the rules of your formal professional setting
you have no idea which one they are "identifying" as
which do you use?
btw you WILL get it wrong and get screamed at

thats what i fucking think! why on earth do my parents slave all day just so i am forced to exist in the same way. it's retarded!

all these goats are closeted homosexuals

honestly the worst kind of leaks. fucking gif slideshow of the whole episode and screenshots of the important bits.

Prefer not to. Carried their coffins and lowered them into the dank earth. Nothing sadder than an old man losing his wife. Men should always have the decency to pop their clogs first.

>hating on goats
hmm looks like someone is a closeted goat

Sydney I think

Saw like a dozen bare asses at the anything-but-clothes party last night

scran

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>tfw my parents are the NEETs in the house and i work

its been like this for a very long time. i had a few periods of NEETdom myself and if i don't work we dont eat haha.

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Choking on a nigger penis lads

>Men should always have the decency to pop their clogs first.
what the fuck does this even mean

fucking hell how'd that happen?

I wish tbf, they have some kind of genetic bug that makes them fall for no reason at times, right?

I remember going round my grandparents and they'd put on the kids programmes for me to watch while my mum talked with them all day. One day my mum bought them a new bed, but it was smaller than their old one so my mum said "that's okay, it just means you can cuddle each other", but they were so old and senile I doubt they did.

my mum probably misses them a lot. losing your parents is heavy.