You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, […] that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy's not popular with you lot, and what mechanism do the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which of course is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better edish
/brit/
i wanna dick a cute english twink
I want to drown anglos in their own blood
poor man's carl benjamin
БAЙCД
But also, in all seriousness, have sex, you absolute weapon.
What do you know about Zulus?
Hot.
cringe
Oh
wtf lads just posted that arya kills the night king in the house group chat for a laugh now my female housemate is banging on my door and screeching in a rage
what does that first bit mean
business idea: do a deepfake porno but with me in it and include it with all my political arguments to neutralise any "have sex" responses
Even at day 15 of no fap, i do not find her attractive
dont know what a knight king is
Where's 190.
Do you hear it?
The sounding of the toil bell
based on context i assume it's russian for WAHEY
That would be a lot of effort and you would have to dox yourself just to pretend to win an argument without a complete stranger on the internet.
Have mondays off.
we were born in the worst period in human history
alt right slang for right wing
it's night king not knight king
it's the guy who collects fares on the oxford night tube
wouldn't it be easier to just HAVE SEX
fucking hell stop looking for excuses and just have it already
>Arya kills Cersei wearing Jamie's face
It's all so tiresome
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
Rather be alive now than during the Tombola Eruption.
reckon I could absolutely destroy a medium-sized dinosaur with my bare hands
pewdiepie wants to end the subscribe to pewdiepie meme because of the christchurch mosque shooting
i refuse to have sex
i've been told to have sex so many times that if i do it now, then they win
Can someone post some screencaps of UKIP imploding on itself courtesy of Carlgon?
please mate I'm begging you just have sex
you'll enjoy it
*Bums you against your will*
Sorted
i cant believe maisie, the girl that that one australian used to jack off to when she was 10, is the ultimate killer of the final villain of the show. wowie wow. wow. she really did grow up.
no this HAS to be fake
It's like the washing machine advert hahah
UKIP doesn't last longer with Carlgon.
na we just happened to miss the best century in history by an inch
This could be the most important statmenet in British political history.
and maisie killed him?
Haven't watched a single episode of Game of Thrones and don't ever plan to.
poo
rate my poem
this is literally EASILY the best time to be born so far
by miles
i was born into a (relatively) poor family, don't work, yet live like a prince
better than most princes in history
they didn't even have access to chocolate, let alone tiramisu
and by the standards of pre-20th century tech, what we have now is basically magic
we have star trek tier gadgets
it's not perfect, and some of the problems we have might be getting worse, but it's so much better than any other period that came before, unless there was a magical lost period i don't know about like atlantis or something
wtf I thought have sex was a /brit/ gimmick
>oneitis and her bf broke up
that's london knife crime for you
What about this?
yeah you have fancy nice things but at what cost?
and is that all there is to your life?
joke doesn't rhyme with nope
Where does this worm mentality originate
cuckio
remembering all the cringey things i done
Name one (or some).
/brit/ has very few original gimmicks
My dad's a Major General lads
can we execute all anglos?
i first started seeing it on /tv/ when people were being critical of the captain marvel movie
Does in the Irish dialect.
if i'm socially awkward, that's not a fault of the age
i have the opportunity to socialise, and did for years
what's more, i can do it safer and more effectively in modern civilisation
Not yet
*waits for you to take out the trash*
soon though, right?
A modern major general?
I find solace in knowing I could beat up 1v1 every single /brit/poster
What about the Muslims (and niggers)?
not me obviously
farting in the face of a girl I liked in secondary school
yeah
except for me
BOO
Lads...
Have sex is a /tv/ meme because that place is crawling with femoids and white knights
arrest all mammals
this reads like cope
have sex
on the contrary, i'm admitting my faults instead of blaming "society" or whatever
GoT is starting lads holy fuck yes
Could you beat up yourself though?
need a fist up my big stinky asshole
I'm racist
"Sex? Of course I've never had it, I voted leave!"
Rorke, 2019
>GoT is starting lads holy fuck yes
fuck off racist
i heard maisie kills knight rider
>"Sex? Of course I've never had it, I voted leave!"
>Rorke, 2019
"HURR DURR BLUMP RUMP"
Leftypol, 1960-2019
Arya marries the Knife King
will you ever shut up with this cope shite
hes not even admissing at all, can you even read english?
Fuck off nigger
he's... gone? that's it?
Trying to stay up for 24 hours to beat my insomnia, what shall I do lads?
might download the 'der and see how it goes
Walk in the local forest, nude.
Take pictures.
read this entire thread, fiddy is so fucking funny
imagine the smell
have a nap to pass the time
based
closeted
a mosquito.