Is there a fate more humiliating?

all good things come to an end
what's it like being in a flyover state?

Bolivians have never recovered

>Not having access to both of the most important oceans in the planet.

>implying Hungary did

Eritrea's independence of the 1990s and subsequent cucking of Ethiopia

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what's with the purple?

Doubly landlocked

Thanks doc

Why doesn't Ethiopia just shit kick Eriteria into giving them at least a 50km gap?

oh nononono

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Landlocked countries who's neighbors are all also landlocked

I don't know why they conceded their entire coast
oh nonononono

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>Bolivia
>Ethiopia
Imagine being cucked by sticks

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>coastlet cope
KEK

I don't think Austria, one of the euro countries with the proudest history has had a humiliating fate.

They've been warring on and off for a while
Eritera has a larger military than you would think

I'd rather have Balaton than the Baltic desu senpai.

Not really a bad fate when they survive the great polar icecap flood

Really?

Ethiopia has 105 million people, Eritrea has 4.5 million. Ethiopia is wealthier on a per person level too.

>his country has a land border

They have forced draft and an army and society like North Korea.

>his country would be landlocked but has a tiny little salient that reaches the coast

How many countries don't have one?

Well I'm fine with it. It's pretty bad with Brits if they use "lmao your country is landlocked mate" as an argument

Come the fuck on... Access to the Caspian Sea doesn't exclude you from the landlocked cuckshed, and access to the Black Sea just means you're Turkey's bitch.

Bolivia. Hungary's territorial losses were completely justified by the fact that Hungarians just did not live near the sea. Tough luck.

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Looks like they got turbo cucked out of Szeklerland tho. It's still a 75% Hungarian region

That was the price to pay for starting WW1

That's a beautiful map, where can you find more pics like that?

>hungarians
>starting WW1

literally kys retarded memer

10 seconds of googling

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Austro-******* started WWI by declaring war on Serbia.

Give me ONE reason Hungary should have kept non-Hungarian regions under its yoke.

based Cebimde çok küçük elma var.

we didn't start the war you mindless drone and Hungary lost massively Hungarian lands too, the whole thing was a sham like the borders in africa frenchies didn't give a fuck about anything but their imperialistic ideas of creating client states

>kill the archduke
>refuse to hand the assassin
>"hey why do you declare war on me?"

BASED
fuck the central powers, france was way too merciful with those little shits

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Shut up traitor!

This!!!!!

Central Powers are weak, WEAK

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Atleast Italy wasn’t a loser hahahahaha

i can't imagine not living in a coastal town

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Unironically yes, WW2 could have been prevented by dismembering Germany altogether. A Hitler could have arised in any of the remaining regions, but good luck anschlussing them all together.

>we didn't start the war
War was declared by the Austro-H_ng___n
Fill the gap with the following letters: IRAA

>we didn't start the war
>oh also it was justified

>implying it wasn't just a cheap excuse because Austro-HUNGARY covetted Serbia.

>muh pakis and niggers

Why do the imperialist Allied scum love to demonize and divide up defenceless nations?
That's unfair! UNFAIR!

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well there's hundreds of thousands of hungarians outside hungary but there's no such thing as a bolivian so i'd say hungary

iirc nato made them give it up or some shit

>that Aral sea

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you deserve to be killed and buried in the cesspool to rot in shit with all your family

You seem to be very calm and level headed.

I feel bad for these countries. Imagine no seagulls, though.

Life is unfair, T*rkey

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you are just a pathetic shitty memer incel virgin freak spouting stale retarded memes on the internet
I'm just glad that this is the height of your miserable trash life

...

Do you support Orbán?

Ethiopia is using Djibouti ports now.

Yes, being from the UK

All the counties in green doesn't have an island bigger than the biggest island in Slovakia that is a landlocked country

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Finland has the Åland and Portugal has the Azores, I refuse to believe Slovakia has a larger island than these. Or larger than the Feroe.
The fuck is that island?

You can check if you want
It's a river island on the Danube

Yeah it must be so humiliating being the best and most developed country in Europe

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It's not happening in a vacuum.
Ethiopia would be targeted by the neighboring gulf states because it would be seen as a mostly Christian population taking over Muslim land.
The US wouldn't threaten the region for this and upset their present allies (including the greatest).
The un would also bitch but who cares.
Ethiopia has an easier deal being alled with Djibouti which already has non memetic portuary infrastructure while Eritrea is comparatively barren coastlines.

Eritrea is Christian.

>the best
completely subjective.

>most developed country in Europe
that'd be Luxembourg.

People bitch about wwi treaties but the results of WWII were much harsher and no one complains because of 'nazi bad' memes even though the central powers had unironically a much better case there.
Germany should have been put under permanent military occupation in 1919 and Eastern Europe redrawn on a strictly ethnonationalist basis. Prevents all the death of WWII and half the world falling to socialism.

>island
it's literally a part of the flatland between to sections of the river
it looks absolutely nothing like a real island

>he doesn't live on an island
why?

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>Bolivia, Moldova and Ethiopia
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>bri'ish education

Eritrea is christian.

Trianon was immeasurably harsh and completely unfair for Hungary. can't think of a country that was more fucked in history in a single treaty.

The population is 50/50% muslim/Christian with historical bounds to Muslim dominion.
Ethiopia is only a third Muslim mostly because of specific regions in the North that aren't part of core ethiopia, and the Christian majority controls all facets of the culture of the country.
Meme maps of caliphate projects include the first but not the second.

UK are frens

Cromwell, King Billy and the famines didn't kill enough of you mick scumbags. I hope you all get killed, fucking pikey scum.

Nice of you to say, we're actually quite content with out situation right now

have sea

lmao GOTTEM