I am in ur woods eatin ur trees edition
/cum/--Canada, US, Mexico
Jason Wood
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Ryder Morgan
@ u 4 tommro
Hudson Russell
Got a new room mate lads.
Charles Gomez
Used to be really great at Uni. Dropped that shit.
Was really great at so many jobs. Quit them all.
Fucked tons of hot girls off tinder. Dropped that.
Used to get along with my family. Hate them all now.
Legitimately have no idea what I am doing nor why I am doing it bros. I just drink. And watch a bit of sports and play some vidya.
Connor Harris
>friend and I are both crushing on the same egirl
>he's objectively better than me in every way
>I have literally no chance at winning her over compared to him
haha I want to kill myself
Lincoln Johnson
My friend left that I met in the hospital last time today. :(
Jackson Campbell
This is interesting
>The Top 10 most popular US Governors are all Republicans
>8 of the bottom 10 are Democrats
Nicholas Gutierrez
fuck ronald reagan
Levi Perez
Never really got the egirl orbiting, just chase girls who are actually in your area. Can guarantee you that broad has, in addition to your friend, like 20+ other guys contesting for her comically overrated cunny
Alexander Hall
Why are Quebecers all white trash?
I'm not kidding. I'm an Anglophone transplant in Montreal. Just got a new apartment in Rosemont and holy fuck these are literally the trashiest people I've ever encountered in my life. Rural Americans don't even come close, and I say that as someone who spent six months living in Florida and another three months living in Pennsyltucky. For one thing, they all sound like American hicks speaking French. The girls are mostly wiggers who dress in horribly gaudy clothing. The men are weak as hell. Also most of the girls in their mid-20s whom I've encountered are already single moms. My neighbourhood is entirely made up of imitation designer brand shops, sports bars, and fake-ass "French" boulangeries where the croissants alone can give you diabetes.
The only thing keeping me here is the low cost of living. Vancouver is a nightmare in terms of expenses.
Lucas Phillips
um granpa nobody knows who that is x0x0x0
Aiden Hill
Told you it would fill fast
Thomas Mitchell
want to visit vancouver but Im not a fan of Chinese "people"
Cooper Lopez
Wow, so edgy, much Jow Forums
Jason Lopez
Well everything else has bored me. Waiting for warframe to finish updating then I guess Ill see how I like that after not playing it for like a year
Jaxon Russell
you can log off, Chang
Isaiah White
Parents aren't going to be happy when they find out I'm going on academic probation
How do I tell them?
Chase Young
You’re right
but sometimes I wonder what would happen if me and an avg British girl get married and have a senpai
Logan Thompson
Grayson Robinson
vancouver is interesting, there's some weird shit up there tho if that's your gig.
Victoria is neater tho
Gabriel Smith
Hello?
How are you...?
Have you been alright?
Through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely nights
That's what I'd say
I'd Tell ya everything if youd pick up that telephone
Ethan Baker
Nathan Ward
ever had this?
Sebastian Barnes
No, I'd like to not have any cavities, thanks
Lucas Lopez
It's pretty good despite looking like antifreeze
Caleb Turner
>No, I'd like to not have any cavities, thanks
Brayden Morris
...
Angel Campbell
I had two nights to myself. It's the guy that got the security called on him at 5 am the other morning which I posted about. Lol
Xavier Smith
aren't the Chapo guys like more of those upper/upper middle class pricks who larp as lefties to assuage the guilt they feel for being privileged shit heads
David Cox
Asked the nurse for a razor this morning so I can shave my pubic area.
Asher Green
I drank this shit as a teenager.
Julian Baker
you should see the people they have modding that subreddit, pol doxxed them awhile ago and, as you'd suspect they were the ugliest trannies ever.
Josiah Morris
What the newest joke about Thanos, snapping his fingers and mr. Stark, I don'r feel so good?
Isaiah Reed
Best shit Ive ever had. Too many my local Costco only stocks them during the summer, can drink that shit all day
Caleb Moore
>pol
Noah Gonzalez
*don't
Angel Murphy
dont commies have a sense of humor ?
Camden Rodriguez
stay mad, this is a pol general
Ryan Ortiz
>stay mad, this is a pol general
Lucas Green
Brewed some coffee buds
Dylan Nelson
Why must huge pieces of painful dead skin be perpetually affecting the area around my thumbnail?
Juan Nelson
your literaly gay lol
Gavin Sullivan
Wish I knew how to make friends
Parker Rivera
Gay!
Julian Mitchell
might not graduate this year
will be 19 and still in HS
Cameron Jones
drinking some coffee at two (2) am
Kevin Cook
be careful, if you don't do it well it's very annoying when it grows back in, or so I hear, anyways ;s
Josiah Allen
underage b&
Nathaniel Green
I have a speech impediment so i have an excuse why i don't have friends
Grayson Long
Well at least my situation isn't this bad. Why not just take summer classes?
Alexander Foster
not an excuse
Tyler Moore
Fuck that little green bastard.
tl;dr Michigan resident
Jordan Ortiz
That's no excuse, I've seen people with worse disabilities who have loads of friends
Logan Edwards
My only reason for not making friends is lacking an ability to form bonds closer than casual conversation. If someone asks me if I want to hang, I freak out and try to act disinterested and tell them I have plans. Other times I'll just act very aloof as to not attract too much attention from anyone.
Joshua Peterson
I have autism so I can't understand other people
Jordan Butler
Are you a poor Detroit nigga, aren't?
Easton Lewis
no
summer classes cost money I heard
yes it is
but ppl can't understand me
Jonathan Morris
trash excuse unless youre younger than 20 yo
Lucas Rodriguez
Working on this.
Evan Brooks
‘ate gays
‘ate niggers
Justin Brooks
Would you sail with me around the world?
Zachary Cook
keep us posted!
Asher Gomez
>no
see you in three months
Alexander Thompson
congrats on managing to color inside the lines man
Daniel Robinson
I cannot stop listening to twee-pop
Colton Cox
i'm an adult
Dylan Price
would you date a girl who has ginger hair?
Jaxon Williams
Yes, why wouldn't I?
Ryan Reyes
Only 5.5 hours of toil until freedom. Then I have to travel home maybe sleep a couple then good a good nights sleep Monday night
Jackson Long
Robert King
redheads are qt
Luke Kelly
That verminous bug has killed ash trees by the truckload.
Ayden Price
I know one who wants to date me. might do it idk
Adam Howard
wait
redheads and ginger hair are considered the same thing?!?
Isaiah Ortiz
Why the FUCK aren’t pictures loading for me
Oliver Adams
cuz ur gay lol
Christopher Perez
cuz ur mums gay 2 lol
Aaron Perez
stfu gay
Kayden Brooks
Logan Gomez
u gotta buy a Jow Forums gold pass to see certain images, sorry hanz
Matthew Sanchez
Homey why you guys planted 150 million ashes all over your streets and suburbs? That's what happens when you fuck with nature. It fucks you back.
Xavier Baker
Whoop...whoop....
Carter Lopez
don't come to /cum/ unless you're down with the clown
Elijah Jackson
Thoughts?
Nathaniel Baker
Imagine being forced to record an apology video to restore your social credit score so you and your family can ride trains again
Andrew Phillips
a thread that I reported got deleted :)
Liam Campbell
Justin Harris
at that point desu
Luis Powell
I fucking hate China so much
Jack Powell
same, they're pretty self-absorbed and entitled
Chinese tourists are like American tourists with even less self-awareness and a 10x more incomprehensible language
Nathaniel Young
Me too. I tend to avoid thinking/talking about it because I will get too angry if it's on my mind for too long
Alexander Edwards
kek
Carter Cox
I for one love China
Parker Cooper
Unironically same, ill get all worked up and into a rage if I talk about China too much
Cooper Butler
This is because you got used to a life full of changes. Now that you have to stick to something specific and, no doubt, act more modest, you feel broken and seem to see the only escape in drinking, which will never lead to any changes.
Anyway, why did you decide to change your values/goals so rapidly?
Liam Johnson
Notre Dame is on fire
Robert Long
t. Chang Xiu Ming
Carson Gomez
this is so sad, alexa play salve regina (solemn tone)
Jonathan Nguyen
based
proxy off commie
Evan Evans