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m'boko

Why does the Italian passport look so commie

how the fuck have you never left Lancashire? where the fuck do you live?

Did the colour change because of brexit

bags of sand

Correct.

dumb pajeet

For the longest period of time I thought this was from a movie, so bizarre to think it was real.

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I remember watching this documentary on PBS about this kid who was my age at the time (around 11-12). He was trying to pass this bill outlawing smoking and driving, arguing that it was as terrible as drinking and driving, and at the time, I ate that shit up like "Wow, he's my age but he's already involved with the GOVERNMENT? What a serious, and responsible boy!"

Now that I'm older, I can't help but think "Wtf? Who gives a fuck? Smoking and driving isn't distracting. The kid doesn't even know because he doesn't even DRIVE!", yet at the time, the cameras followed him around everywhere he went, and big important adults told him he was being smart, and very brave, and yadda yadda yadda, and all the while, he just spouted whatever the fuck he knew the adults wanted to hear coming from his precocious little mouth, because he liked the praise and the attention, regardless of if he was right about it or not. THAT'S who writes your laws, ladies and gentlemen. People on a high because they feel like they're all doing the right thing.

Now, regarding this girl, she's not wrong. She's right about having to care for your planet and respect the environment, etc. etc., but she's not some environmental prodigy. We treat children like idiots, but they're actually very smart. They know EXACTLY how to play the public and present a safe, sensational opinion that panders to the doting crowd of blissfully ignorant adults.

I would assume Lancashire

1. My name is not pajeet
2. I'm very intelligent. So much so that even I don't understand myself

Is it related to Sri Lanka

good post

>i’ve never left lancashire let alone the UK
never understood this expression. wouldn't it make more sense if it was : i’ve never left the UK let alone lancashire

and she looks like a potato

real fucking funny guy

i live in a shit village near chorley, grew up poor so we never went anywhere and now i have no urge to travel

don't know

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user BTFO

She's by a considerable distance the most inspirational human being alive.

been 21 countries desu, 10 of 'em in Europe

not many really, should see more of Europe I think

whats it called i live in Simonstone near Clitheroe

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black american culture is so fucking trashy and materialistic

lool that's EPIC!

>2 italians in this thread
>1 of which is in my country
shall not be partaking

no, it's saying "forget the UK, I've never even left Lancashire."
Your version would be the other way round

been to tons of countries but only in europe and the caribbean
gagging to go to asia

“human rights” lawyers are some of the greatest scum on the planet

I've been to many states

why?

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never been to america but ive been in some states

American culture generally is based almost entirely on materialism. It's why I don't much care for the US, used to think it would be a great place to live when I was young. It's not.

i’ve been in many states but never been america wahayyyy

weird I would have thought "your" version said the other way around. I guess I'll have to deal with it

"Let alone" is used as 'never X so a fortiori never Y which is wider than X'

Because it's a really edgy thing to say.

Never left the country.

*winds my neck in*

they’re just a tool of ngos, that are a front for people trying to fund their nonsense ideas into existence

Blacks are the most redpilled race in America

yes that makes sense

already can't wait for the weekend :(

posting the nigger word at toil

give me an example

Never left Europe me, unless you count Cypres. Very well traveled in Europe though.

i encourage all fellow toilsman to make use of a work time poo at your closest opportunity

As opposed to sitting in their bedrooms in mummy's house posting salty drivel on t'internet?

Yep, scumbags! aww jeez, I've missed the absolute shitfest that is /brit/

me? ive got black privilege. in the times we live in, all i have to do to be successful as a black man is not be a criminal. i'll get an easier ride through education just because im a black man, i'll get a job easier because they have diversity quotas and i look good on the team.
i could even just offer my opinion to right wing neo-nazis on a youtube video or something, and if it falls in line with their beliefs then i am worth more to them than a white man saying the same thing more eloquently.

cannae poo in other people's toilets
just won't come out

Can’t poo at toil, share the office toilet with 5 women, feel like it would be rude for me to do a massive shit.

ugh dude like there's "people" out there who are conspiring against me!

do this at least 4 times a day(without counting pee breaks): 2 times for real poos, 2 times for fake poos

saw avengers endgame

human rights lawyers are the ones who handle asylum claims. They literally want illegals to come into the country and then they do delaying tactics for years because it keeps them paid

leave then, you wont be missed

Just flush afterwords?

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shan't be marrying a girl whom'st does bigger poos than me

well aren’t you a good consumer

plan my toil day around dis tbqh

wasting everyones times and literally MILLIONS of everyones money with the whole "prisoners should have a right to vote" nonsense

i don't have a problem with asylum seekers
sorry but i won't be supporting your cause

this is the power of feminism

Feel bad making it smell, plus when I was bulking I would regularly block the toilet.

it was fun ngl

Do British people really do THIS?

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most don't have a legitimate case that's why they spend 5 years doing delaying tactics in court

Is it true Thanos kills himself because his son comes out as a tranny?

You haven't seen Eastern Asia.

Japanese, Koreans, Chinese, all they fucking care about is shopping, shopping, shopping. All they care about is status without class. I do tours for FOBs, and they're all very disgusting. When I get highschoolers, the girls all clap and laugh when the rich girl bugs the rich boy, but when an unpopular boy genuinely shows a sign of affection to his unpopular girlfriend, everyone pretends not to notice and shuns them. I hate them. I honestly fucking hate asian FOBs. Can't, for the life of me, understand why so many people have a K-pop/J-pop fetish. They're all disgusting, fake, and plastic little people. Well, except for the aforementioned ones who don't follow their society's fucked up status quo.

if you support asylum seekers you shouldn't support the vultures who get rich on their misery...

umm..ya..I guess you haven't experienced it in reverse yet. you people wouldn't believe the smells I have smelled sharing restrooms with your female coworkers

>leave then, you wont be missed
And miss all this delightfully puerile gibberish?
It's why I come here my angry little buddy. Just to see what's rustling your jimmies.

he looks American, not British

refusing someone parmesan cheese because you're a food hipster is not cool

is it true womens poo smells vile when they’re on their period

>british
Obviously not.

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based maximo

as opposed to normally when their poo smells really nice?

yes

Why do people say French is a "sexy" accent
Sounds like a bunch of gibberish

Personally can't go a day without inhaling the scent of my poos.

overheard a brit asking for ice with his red wine lmao. waiter laughed at their face and they left. good bants

*Parmigiano

Both seem based, but Italio is basedest

>You haven't seen Eastern Asia.

Yes, I have. The US outstrips them geometrically in terms of crass materialism.

they literally say wee wee instead of just yes
wee wee
like a penis
how retarted is that

tuna cheese melt is well nice
italians are retards

Accent not language.