Don't handshake with European

Pee pee = wash hands with water
Poo poo = wash hands with soap and water
Poo poo pee pee pooo pooo pee pee

pervert

people with small penis can't piss without getting their hands covered in pee

Why wash your hands with soap, if you do not shit in your hands?

>if you do not shit in your hands

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m-maybe they just took a piss?
what the fuck is wrong with the dutch?

imagine the smell

I only wash my hands if i had a shit

When you wipe your ass, your hand is practically touching your ass, it is only separated by a thin slice of toilet paper.

Oh God...

Wtf I love Balkan countries now

Why would you need to wash them if i piss? You stand up and hold your cock at the base, you touch your skin and nothing else

spanish people live longer because of pee pee blessing
the power of the pee pee is transmitted to the people you touch, sharing your health with them

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I was just standing there looking at my phone and waiting for a friend to finish taking a dump

I wash my hands before and after

>with soap
That's probably the reason. I wash my hands but with soap just before eating

But between hand and ass there is toilet paper. Although yes, it happens that the paper is torn, and the finger touches shit ...

This is why this shit was happened

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

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>before
???

Black death came from Asia

Asia was the cause yes but It was not that huge shit like a Europe.

Black death was huge in Europe.

Just look at those.
This is what they still have in their head shit.
Still didn't wake up

How to distinguish a worker from an engineer? A worker washes his hands before toilet, an engineer - after

>Asian hygiene freak thinks you will get the plague if you dont wash your hands 5 times a day
why are germphobes so pathethic

I just saw YouTube video about one Korean girl living in Germany.

She don't eat food made by her German friends.
Because they don't wash their hands before they makes food.

To avoid transmitting bacteria from your dirty hands to your willy

I only wash my hands after i work on my car/work outside.
I get sick extremely rarely, so the shit particles on my fingers must be protecting me or soemthing.

>with soap
water is enough unless you take a shit

I'm starting to understand why asian males look like this

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>enough unless
useless enough

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Why are Europeans so unhygienic, lads?
And why isn't Bulgaria the same as their neighbouring countries?

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if you are that paranoid you shouldn't eat at restaurants as well

where is Dutch btw ?

The most dirtiest country shit

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At least ther aren't koreans. Imagine being born so close to china or japan, but being korean instead.
Sounds like some lovecraftian horror tbhonest.

Why wash after touching your clean dick skin? Soap after pissing is also just plain retarded.

>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER TOUCHING YOUR BODY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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I used to work at a factory, I would always take my gloves off and wash my hands before taking a break. But it's not like i specifically only washed my hands before going to the toilet, i did it for any break in general.

germany was a mistake

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Unless its an india-tier or africa-tier place, hygiene is not important
Basic hygine = not being covered in poop and washing your butt with your own hands like a pajeet

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It's only clean if you wash your hands with soap before pissing

I wash my hands with soap anytime I use the bathroom and also before I eat anything. I almost never get sick. It’s not like washing up before surgery where you need to scrub down your arms, washing your hands takes ten seconds...

Normal people almost never get sick. I get a cold once a year and I don't wash my hands before eating everything like a fairy princess.

That's why Asian women in the west are dating white men. Asian men too effeminate, they are designed to be sissyfied and dominated by every race's BVLL.

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If you're spending only 10 seconds washing you aren't cleaning shit. Just making yourself feel better at that point.

Chong, the plague can be infected by an absolutely pure person. The plague is carried by fleas that live on rats.

>washing your hands instead of washing your naughty parts
Some people have their priorities wrong.

imagine you go in a unisex toilet, and there is a woman standing in front of the sink cleaning her virginia

it says, do you wash your hands with soap? i wash my hands with water and not with soap and i think most of my countrymen do that as well

What the fuck is wrong with my countrymen

since "washing after toilet" usually means a 1,5 sec contact with a tiny sprinkle of water its practically useless anyway.

as are soaps btw, if you really want to reduce bacteria you have to use antidesinfectants.

hot

Ditching public bidets was a mistake.

I never wash my hands after going to the toilet, i like to wipe myself off on female friends around me to mark the territory

>be at club in summer
>American tourist looks at me in slutty
>I keep drinking and exchanging signals with her
>Damn, it's her boyfriend behind her
>Sadpepe.jpg
>Keep drinking until I have the urge to take a crap
>Head to the bathroom, do what I have to do
>Wipe my butt very clumsily, as I'm drunk, feel the slightly wet anus with my index
>Open the door and head back towards our table
>Oh shit, the American girl is on the bathroom's doorstep, alone
>She smiles, takes my hand and rubs it between her legs
>She puts my index and middle finger in her mouth as to say "hah look, just like in real porn, gib validation"
>All happens in 20 seconds
>We part ways, I go to my friends realising she probably licked my shit off my finger
>See her making out with her amerimutt boyfriend later that night
>He smirks at me when he's done
poor Bob

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Damn... I wish I was European

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what kind of disease do you get from not washing your hand after toilet anyway?

it should be some gastrointestinal infection but does the rate of such infections vary from country to country and is hand washing the reason for the variance?

>that flag
>is a pig

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Based daddy ~~~~~~~~~~

I wash my ass in shower every time after shitting.

None of that happened, you're a virgin.

This.
This is objectively best way to do it.

That's what we cool guys do out there, deal with it.

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>Asia was the cause yes but It was not that huge shit like a Europe.
yeah, that's why it's still a thing in asia and wiped out in europe.

i don't wash anything even after poo but i say yes to this kind of questions for honour

Black death spread in cities were people lived closer to each other. Also we were way dirtier back then people lived with farm animals etc. Not washing your hands with soap after peeing won't do much. Living in an aseptic environment will make your immunitary system weaker, making you more exposed to potential diseases

> chong angry

powerful

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i dont wash my hands because i dont touch my penis at all. Why do you have to touch your penis to pee retards?do you also masturbate while you are at it?

Women are so fucking disgusting.

do you have foreskin?

Fake

I rinse my hands for like 2 seconds, that counts for something right? Also I use a bidet which makes wiping my as much less disgusting, and I think most Italians do too.

of course i do,see my flag,i m not third worlder

I wash my hands so many times that my skin is completely ruined

idk, i have to pull my foreskin in order to piss

my foreskin isnt that long,it doesnt cover my hole.

idiot

Even if you’re just pissing you would have still touched the bathroom/stall doors. Better safe than sorry.

Why are Kafirs like this ?

we are subhumans

you are right, these numbers are way too high to be true

If you have a piss you just need to wash with water, after a shit though you should use soap.

I wash my hands too often

this is the teaching of calvijn!
to be honest
that is why we also have such big windows

because you shit directly out of the window?

no, we cant open those big windows
its so we can show everyone everything, because we have nothing to hide because we are suposed not to sin
*waves at you while pooping*

An American and a European walk into a washroom and proceed to pee
Afterwards the American goes to the sink while the European heads for the door
The American says "you know, in the USofA they teach us to wash our hands after we pee."
The Euro replies, "in Europe they teach us not to pee on our hands."

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>shitaly

Churchill cringe

This

I wash my hands BEFORE pissing after I've been to the gym.

Unless you just wiped your ass or pissed all over yourself its not needed

Europeans are just more honest