/brit/

Hehe I'm actualIy a yank

Is it weird that I would rather shag Maisie?

it's the guns of brixton mon

might do a wee then count to three then kill a bee

Sup anlgos

you having a go at the muslims?
not their fault they were brainwashed as children and are forced into marriage and that

what happened here then?

nah was referring to icelanders

might do a poo and then count to two and then wear a shoe

i was gonna post a comic of fluffy pony getting its testicles crushed by two iron balls like a pendulum but the "image resolution is too large"

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Aussies recommend me something to grab from woolies tomorrow

Sala?

he listened to my mixtape

this isn't an insult or a threat

I caught him looking at my pint

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is that actually supposed to be a pony
jesus wept

hot cross buns

swapped football shirts

Nice likeness of Lee Van Cleef though.

do footballers keep all the shirts they get off other players?

Haven't bathed in 6 days just about. Had sex right after my last shower too. Feeling a bit ripe.

spinoff of my little pony
to piss off the mlp fans by abusing what they enjoy

Unironically already have that in the fridge rn
What are some good chippies? Have cheezels and twisties, also good restaurants? Swear there's a KFC or dominos every 10 paces here

the good ones yeah then they frame them and put them on the wall

whenever I dont shower for even a day my arsehole gets mad itchy

i guess they would if they actually asked to swap

why do they have homer simpson mouths though

Sucked off a lad from Grindr and now I'm feeling a bit sick
Probably just paranoia

Oh fuck didn't see it was the vegemite one nvm, saw vegemite shapes as well

grim

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lmao
each artist draws them a little differently
i think it looks better and that they look more pathetic like that

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My back and knees get itchy, thankfully not my rose.

body like a lava lamp

Get pozzed ha

WHY DID I INVEST SO MUCH FUCKING TIME INTO WATCHING GAME OF THRONES
AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING ELSE

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for me its chookas the apex chicken shop

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do you not leave your house

Even if you ignore the body her face is fucking scary. Emma watson has a bland body, but at least her face is exceptional and apparently her farts have quite the appetizing scent if my countryman is to be believed.

Is red rooster shit? I've actually been eating really well here but I want to try some fast food

you could have been on Jow Forums!

I think they toss the literally who players shirts into a pile, the rest are properly kept.

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oh dear oh dear

einhorn is finkle

I had some tonight, it's alright.

even Mark's a shagger
youtube.com/watch?v=Fe8nfqUdwLI

havent been to red rooster since i was like 7 so i couldnt tell you
youre probably better off going to the local chicken shop and grabbing something from there

corona
now there was a player

oh nononO
did he actually fuck her
she looks like she could be his mum

I'll give it a go, had oporto and they were alright. Very nice country here tbqh enjoying it.

Einhorn's a man

you get banned off Twitter for saying that now

if the mods ban me again for posting fluffy pony abuse pictures i will fucking bring down this site permanently

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fucking GRIM

UK has the ugliest women and men in the world

Don't think ya will bruce-y

Shut up you big fat poof

we are pasty babies

and some of the pengest, it's testament to the inequality here desu.

physical attractiveness and wealth are closely correlated in the UK

Pay denbts

based

youtube.com/watch?v=d1WaOKlldIE

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Yeah most likely, I've got a local cooking for me so I'm not eating out TOO much

>3pm

Gemma Arterton, Jenna Coleman and the slag from Pirates of Carribean

Why are all of your peng tings brunette?

how does one get a job at a library

once had a threesome with my dad and my grandpa

it's also correlated with Norman ancestry, so anglos are ugly and good-looking ones are french

Begone hairy, fat, greasy subhuman

can't stop playing with myself

My parents are letting me stay with them after i lost my place and was living out of my car. I'm really glad that they offered since we aren't close and we had a horrid relationship when i was young. What can i do to thank them?

Walk in there, look the lady at the desk right in the eyes and ask for a job. One firm handshake later and you have a job.

a lot of Scandinavian ancestry up north
are swedes ugly?
no they're not

it must have been so nice being a boomer back in their days

The time's are a-changin!

the match

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get a shower if you're the lad from earlier

miss piggy

Corrrrrrrrrrr... Rough around the edges or what

this just isn't borne out by reality though, French are not noticeably better looking

Swedes are pig-faced, north is attractive because off welsh-Gaelic-Britonic ancestry

nope

there is not a single person in the UK of pure norman ancestry

Swedes are ugly as shit on avg

Based google

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why then would then wealth be correlated with attractiveness in Britain?

ask her how she is

Golly no, i had a gym membership so I could shower regularly.

There's a uni course called information services or some bullshit that my mate is taking to become a librarian.

I'm Balto-Nordid but I attribute my good looks to the Baltic side