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Chiapas edition

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tell me about your crush

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I have more than one lol

tell us about your crush
i don't have one

one of the asmr youtubers i watched died of cancer recently bros

Somehow got some kind of big cyst/pimp INSIDE my butt crack, kind of like the occasionally giant deep pimple you can get in your back
It was swollen af for a few days and hurt and now has popped open and is bleeding, god help me

Why are there so many trannies on Tinder

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>is cancer
>dies from cancer
checks out

South Korea get out please

I only have a celebrity crush, crushing on someone I know personally is immoral while you're in a relationship.

should be the pic for next OP tbqh

kinda want to be a drug dealer
easy money

dealing soft drugs don’t make any money, and dealing hard drugs will get you killed

risk to reward profile on that is godawful. there's a reason people don't do it: a modest income isn't worth 15 years in the slammer

>coffee is full of phytoestrogens
>tea permanently stains your teeth
>energy drinks give you diabetes
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

easy money but the game will catch up to you desu

legal benzos in the US seem like a good market tbqh

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>tea permanently stains your teeth
Drink water afterwards and brush your teeth.

just drink monster zero ultra, or take caffeine pills

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didn't brush my teeth this morning

i like the way she smiles.

I haven’t in at least a week

Business idea:
Use the passport feature on Tinder to go to Asia and rack up infinite matches with dimes, then turn it off and return to North America with a super high score

thoughts on agorism?

stupid because that's now how people work

after payday this friday i will be 100% in teh green bank account wise

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girl who sits left of me peek at my phone
i'm angry now ;(

Cringe and jewpilled

you mean in the black?

hbonow is a waste of money, nothing worth watching other than got

gf isn’t seething and told me she loves me

aghoris are basado

Just saw a pregnant Asian girl walking with a white dude

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Cringe and zhoupilled

was you jelly?

Good thing she caught you on 4channel and not Jow Forums, since 4channel is advertiser-friendly and safe for school

So I'm off the meth, a hellavah drug.

Wish me luck on Day 1.

Yeah I want kids but my gf is in college still and I don’t wanna make her carry a child while she’s stressed from classes

GREEN
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Good afternoon people how is it going today? Anything new or interesting?

I roamed afield of my ren this day, frens. I stole away, ambling betwixt the rotting gables and those deep black ivies, triumphant in their reclamation of this, an American wasteland, peering into the darkened crevices of putatively lifeless houses. Where did the people go? Where are the children?

Standing on the main road, I stared into the faces of drivers as they roared by. Few would even meet my eye. So consumed with shame! What has befallen us? This country is soulless, damned. I hate it with every fiber of my being, /cum/. FUCK.

And now I'm back at my computer with as many tall boys as one can carry. They made my hands cold on the long walk home. Perhaps tommorrow I will wander again; perhaps i'll find whence these motorist originate, to what they are called toward, how they are made, etc. I'll find the Queen's hive and throw my body onto the gears of the machine that mass-produces them. But that's tommorrow, and today is today. I'm going to drink this malt liquor and post. Stay with me friends. As long as we have each other, we have something.

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lol not reading

that's not an expression though

This

God damn that must hurt, I'm praying for you brotha.

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gonan try and do an hour or two of sleep

actually, guatemala belongs to chiapas

>gonan try and do an hour or two of sleep

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>2019
>not using caffeine tablets

I have caffeine pills but they never seem to do anything, even if I take a bunch

she's grossly underrated, to be crass.
(very good post, btw)

>estás en una fiesta y esta bella mujer te mira directamente a los ojos y dice "hola"

¿como reaccionas?

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>watching movie
>can barely hear dialogue between two characters
>action scenes blow out eat drums
drives me ABSOLUTELY BONKERS

me arrodillo ante ella

We're friends, and I'm encouraging her to lose weight. If she manages to actually lose the 60 pounds, I'll ask her out. She's never had a boyfriend/friend/date.

Girl sitting next to me in the library is really cute I want to talk to her but I don't know what to say. Never seen her before or anything like that, so I might come across as creepy. I also didn't shave today, brush my teeth (I fucked up), or style my hair, because it's finals week and I was just more concerned about cramming than qts

thankyou for your thoughts and prayer

Brown gf told me she wants to have my babies

if it's popped and leaking, now's the perfect time to get a needle and dig out whatever you can from it. It may be painful, but man the relief afterwards is great.

De rien mec.

rush limbaugh keeps talking about game of thrones

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It's basically all drained out on its own, it's not really swollen anymore, it's basically just an open sore now, I'm basically shoving a bandage in my butt crack to keep it dry and clean so it can hopefully scab up and start to heal properly, I've also been alternating dry bandages with antibiotic cream bandages. It seems to be recovering now, I just need to shower immediately after pooing so I don't risk it getting infected.

Jesus I don't know why I typed basically so many times

Honestly feel like I have nothing to talk with normies about if I don't like capeshit or GoT

*blocks your path
what do?

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who was it?

Because it's a stressful situation and you don't care about writing quality dramatic posts. :)

Don't worry, friend. By tomorrow you'll be gucci. I, anonymous, promise.

You don't have to talk to them.

Ask them about their sex life. Make it weird so they fuck off

any1 here suck DICK

>Hey Kameraden! What are you doing out there in the cold? Get in here and leave the frogs to me.

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I wanna get some tinder girls but im worried that i end up dating a trap or even worse a fat bitch

its legally okay to kill a trap if they dont tell you they're a trap ahead of time

if you think coffee is holding you back from being The Biggest Baddest Man You Can Be, you have a lot of work to do

vapiss

That's something that's pretty rational to be worried about actually.

I think the brown tinder thot is actually a virgin
She sends me lots of photos of her body but her talking about sex is awkward

coffee is the only thing holding me back from being THE BIGGEST BADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD

>She sends me lots of photos of her body
>I think the brown tinder thot is actually a virgin

lmao

>he doesn’t drink only filtered water

Do you want to be socially engineered?

I think you posted this exact phrase at least half a dozen times over the last 24 hours

You want me to talk about Endgame, Game of Thrones, or my Flip FWB instead?

welcome to the schizo general

i'm so stressed out rn that i'm genuinely close to puking :^)

you zoomers are so suggestible it only takes a breeze to push you into full psychosis

Take a walk

FWB, our mutual friend, and my friend watched Endgame on Friday then went to Denny’s at 3 AM
We waited an hour for our shitty food and her pancakes had lettuce in them since the frycooks are too lazy to clean the grill I guess

trying to eat something to settle my stomach
getting those pre-puke sweats, i feel like moving around too much might make it actually happen