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Ulster edition

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unhappy with life

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just did a thought crime

nah
it's just not relevant

Starting GOT now, recording my reactions for my vlog

Do you know any middle aged people who are happy and don't look like shit? Is your Dad miserable?

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need a bum to shag

Germany: We have Nuclear now

Environmental Nutters: Nuclear is bad!

Germany: Stop pressuring us to stop using Nuclear

Environmental Nutters: NO! We will put astronomical pressure on you to stop using Nuclear!

Germany: Okay then. Here's some new coal fired ones instead. We don't have any other options right now.

Environmental Nutters: ... wait hang on that's not what we meant.

me too but it wasn't always so and that makes it far worse

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VERY BASED

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NO SURRENDER TO THE LEFTIST IRA

Where is this?

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the whole world should be purple obviously

LONDONDerry

it is relevant. a pop culture icon that important with no good lgbt representation just reinforces heteronormativity.

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Well you're entitled to your own interpretations but Ireland stays cringe.

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heteronormativity should be reinforced

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probably Walsall or stoke or somewhere like that

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Fuck yanks desu lads

Based zoomer

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VERY BASED

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maybe? but that's not what i was talking about

I love asses but don't find the idea of putting my unit in a rectum particularly appealing.

>a pop culture icon that important
this is what you are talking about. it's an important pop culture icon. that's why it's being complained about.

find it amusing* how every regional independentist group appears to be turbo one race the human race tier leftist
< redditspace >
* don't find it amusing at all actually

OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE?

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present

can hear the neighbours consistently every single night at 3am laughing and talking loudly
actually infuriates me
have to wear earplugs all the time
like, are they nocturnal or what?

lads lads lads will argos give a shit if I shave or not for an interview? they offered me it without even seeing a CV upload. no soy beard but i keep it short around the chin

never gets old fucking slaughters
get noided
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American cut record is dogshit

can hear the bogeyman under my bed every single night.
have to keep socks on every single night
like, what is he plotting

Shave just in case, it'll grow back soon enough oi oi

watching the looming tower

>why yes i am north american how could you tell

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OIIII OIIIIII

wanna suck on her titties

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this guy isn't even north american though lol

bluepill: thinking Jow Forums is always right
redpill: realizing Jow Forums is made to blackpill you and deteriorate your mental health

he is he just said hes north american

i recognise this face from porn. Sophie Dee?

Yes

>why yes i am a white north american how could you tell

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anyone need decking?

interesting
doing a read

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>haha it's just a prank burrrro

not so funny for the lad who think's his expensive earpod has just been eaten and must now be pooed out to stand any chance of being recovered (either if chad sifts through his own poo or let's his bully victim do so)

poor lad probably feels bad for his parents who spent many hours at the toil factories saving up to buy their well-meaning son those earpods

even if the pod was concealed in chad's hand the entire time

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Jow Forums is just potent mid medicine. take a little and you'll never be anybodies fool again. Take too much and you'll go crazy

The Sophie Dee porn page has like 20 different actresses listed as Sophie Dee.

I am a white Greek man

F
UCK

BOR
IS

well look for the one that matches the face you dumb boer

half hoping i fail uni because then i will have a good excuse to off meself lol

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Air pods look really stupid desu

Not really into porn, lad. Just stating what I noticed when I clicked on her porn page many years ago on the Xvideos.com.

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Buy these noise cancelling headphones

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when will airpods come in a piercing/gauge form factor for increased grip and soy aesthetic?

right no more beers tomorrow
have been on it since tuesday
getting out of hand

Jow Forums really is obsessed with the US

sure thing saffer sure thing. (you might find her on google ;))

for me it's the housemartins

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love fingering my arsehole lads

Its Doncaster

mmm vodka

very feminine behavior

Rap is like scissors, it loses to rock every time.

I dropped out of / failed uni twice (two separate degrees at two separate rustlers universities over a span of 6 years).

Naturally I too considered the ol' 'cide however I am still alive and now spend my time working full-time in a call centre. I have the means to end my life and still contemplate it sometimes (regularly, in fact) but I don't know what will be the final straw. Perhaps my dad passing away.

Good luck to you in life, fren.

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lmao that image is great

do you mind if I save it?

i dont get it

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fuck sake you mongs if you're gonna go out like that may as well do somethng with your death. Seems to me like you can either go down fighting somehow or simply set off walking and see how far you get

vodka is not mmm

Nope, lad. I've stopped with the porn. I now only masturbate to instagram accounts if I have to.

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bourgeois upper class rich kids
complete corporate astroturf campaign

>not really into porn
all you do is post porn from /gif/ or softcore pictures

Any of you lads fancy a pizza?

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jej i stopped all masturbation and porn but considering taking up masturbation cos i spunked really fast recently whereas before i found it hard to spunk at all. Kind of symbiotic with my death grip now

just finished the favourite
was ok funny in bits
pretty random
not a good story/script
would not recommend to you lads

We have a local pizza place in town run by pakistanis. Decent pizza.

aching for a poo

Had a Mcdonald's for lunch and Chinese for din dins lads

it's a waste of time if you know what i mean
try shaking your box in front of the queen
cause her purse is fat and it's bursting at the seems
it's a waste of time if you know what i mean

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as long as you're ok with the bits of dead yank girls and poo in the pizza

Leftypol's da sells avon

Not me, lad. Probably thinking of some other Saffer. I'm a Brit (on holiday).

I noticed that happening to me as well. Edging can help solve that problem. Do some kegel exercises.

I had a pizza on Saturday night and even posted it on /brit/.

Here it is:

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