Why are British people ugly?

Why are British people ugly?

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Vikings kidnapped all the hot ones

fair point actually.

Why not?

Small gene pool

inbred

You know what they say; small island...

small penis

american influence

Because of war crimes.

look at first americans,
benjamin franklin
thomas jeferosn
george washington
all british
all ugly

island inbreeding

British men aren’t bad, it’s mostly the women. Anglo genes create ugly women, were the opposite of asians.

british men are really bad

Seems normal looking

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>Small gene pool
We have been invaded by the scandinavians, the Germans, the Romans, the Normans. And since English has elements from all those languages I'd say we're pretty diverse in genetics. The only ugly people i've ever seen are the grandkids of race mixers.

UGLY AS FUCK
>brown eyes
NIGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

>The only ugly people i've ever seen are the grandkids of race mixers.
HUuuuh???
The prettiest English woman, Emilia Clarke, is an eighth Indian!
The most handsome English man, Henry Cavill, is French!

Holy shit, that...That typing...Those exclamation points. R-reddit?

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Have sex

no it isn't

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incel

See post above yours Mongol tribesman.

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cope

I have an infinite deposit of Kramer images. Come at me Spurdo, and keep seething.

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you only have like 5 kramers

Try me.

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Would you look at that, Kramer is of British descent.
He represents you quite well, he is ugly, racist and stupid.

Good, he was great in Seinfeld.

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they actually are very beautiful

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seinfeld is overrated and only boomers like it
kind of like britain

>british people are ugly
????????????

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You say only Boomers like Britain yet you forget every one wearing a Union Jack as fashion on shirts nowadays. I went to America once, more common than expected.

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i've never seen anyone wear union jack shirts
this was your last kramer
googling for more is cheating

The white ones look normal.

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God's vengeance for colonialism

Not yet

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liar
you googled that one

Underclass bred rapidly with benefits + American diet.

I live in basically a gated community since graduation and finding a good job and it's like a country within a country. Even the Pakistanis in this community tut and look down on "ethnic communities" Lol.

Filename

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take a screen cap of when you downloaded this one

Cope. Literally all brits look weird. Doesn't help you hate orthodontics

You're really new to Jow Forums aren't you, you only have to >>me once ya know. Anyways what the fuck do you mean take a screen cap of me doing something in the past, despite popular belief we aren't time travellers anymore. We still give up the impression due to our media being present everywhere such as Doctor who.

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Lmao says the mongol

i mean you go to your files, find then right click and click "features"
that has the date when you downloaded the picture

Which one because I have two identical ones.

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Krannner.
Obviously.
The one you just posted.
Don't be stupid.

British people are cuteee. Unlike mongolian Finns

I’m a working class Brit but my family and I take care of ourselves and stay healthy. A lot of working class people are depressed, miserable, and unhealthy and their appearance reflects that. If you look at interviews and footage of working class Brits from the 1970s and prior - you can see that we are generally decent looking.

Literally your brit celebs are weird looking. It's not a class thing or a diet thing

I dunno then. It’s obviously not inbreeding or Vikings stealing all the good-looking women. I think you either look really good or really bad here.

>this is a 10/10 in ingerlund

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Their cinema studios push for average looking people, over here you're expected to look good. Alot of it has to do with molesting them later.

>If you look at interviews and footage of working class Brits from the 1970s and prior - you can see that we are generally decent looking.
no they wern't they were rough as fuck from a lifetime of smoking and drinking and working in the coal mines

cute!

he has a truly terrible nose
ruined my ability to fap to him when I saw it

>Literally your brit celebs are weird looking
By which you mean Every time.

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Sort of. Only the posh upper class Brits ever become actors and actresses spare a few.

Maisie-posting the biggest C O P E around at the moment.
Might as well post the guy who plays Tyrion and ask why all Americans are like 4 foot tall.

>these are all 10/10s in America

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desu I only do it because it riles some of you up, and because it irks me that she looks like the product of FAS but bugmen still hold her up as attractive, it's nothing personal against you guys

We aren't, I've been to the USA and your underclass is uglier than ours, I've seen your meth addicts and 400lb rednecks

>he ha never smashed a watermelon over a guys head while sporting a USA tee and bowl cut
Cope more

omg

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>but bugmen still hold her up as attractive
Literally who.
And I don't give a shit why you do it, you're a subhuman American, you people fucking disgust me.

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t.The most inbred country in Europe

Both of them are pretty bad. Put Sheffield Wednesday's famous Tango up against some cola-guzzling coal miner from Kentucky, and I'd say they'd be about tied for ugliness.

yes,
we inbred,
we ugly.
its true.
yes

Not even the other guy, you're literally seething right now. lol

I admit that I can’t refer to any specific examples right now but I also recall seeing documentaries from sources such as British Pathé and the working class always seemed more tidier and less mutant-like than now - albeit frugal in clothing.

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No need to put a fatwa on me Rashid lmao

Welsh admixture.

It's not really seething though, I just genuinely don't like Americans.

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Yeah, I think those reasons are stupid. Idk what it is. It's not even good looks or bad. Just weird looking people on average whether attractive or not

That's a lie. Only thing you can argue brit media cares slightly more about talent and wit but only sometimes

I think she's very cute but still very very weird

Sansa, Jon Snow, the whole British cast looks weird. Only normal looking one is cersei. And not because she's hot

Very unsettling.

>Has never been dumpster diving with his local fatties
Why even live?

Is this what it is? Do Celts have nice coloring but weird looks?

And the entire American cast is literal Amerigbolins, you it's not like you have any room to talk.

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desu he'd be legitimately attractive if he wasn't a dwarf

no matter their height, the british cast would still look like their family tree is a circle (although to be fair, that is indeed the case for a lot of the characters)

none of them women in that picture are good looking, they're all a bit butterfaced

Still, at least they are not caked in makeup and dressed like harlots which is a vast improvement over what we see today

>American standards
You people are literal troglodytes. The average Brit is a fucking God compared to the average Yank, you're very possibly the ugliest people on Earth, in both personality as well as looks.

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Can elaborate on your idea of us looking “weird” but not always ugly?

>Their cinema studios push for average looking people, over here you're expected to look good.
USA pushes out some pretty ugly actresses these days

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I'm not trying to be rude desu. Just an anonymous observation. I would definitely let one British man in particular fuck me. I'm not being a hater ;)
Peter Dinklage is quite normal looking compared to the rest of the cast

He's sexy desu

Ew that's gay

Going to sound like a nonce here but I think two of the girls on the bottom row look quite pretty. Even if most look average, keep in mind that this is them on an average day and they’re not doing anything to enhance their appearance at all.

>mfw you will never throw watermelon with you brothers each other until someone fall and need to go to hospital

why live?

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>that flag
of course

Does this board turn t b h into desu now or was it always like this

He's got a point
Some of the frequently posted brits just have this slight offness to their face

The reason Americans get bullied by the entire board and nobody likes you is because these are the only kinds of threads Americans make.

it was changed years ago in like 2014

Any examples? I’m just curious because it sounds like an interesting proposition and I might agree.

>Some of the frequently posted brits just have this slight offness to their face
it's probably because British people get less plastic surgery compared to Americans

You're retarded if you think plastic surgery is at all common here. Bear in mind, most of our plastic surgeries statistics are lumped with burns, skin grafts and many small things.

george washington was sexy

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cringe. you call them inbred when its neither funny nor true.

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>You're retarded if you think plastic surgery is at all common here.
it's the standard practice for anyone in showbiz in the USA

I'm not talking about working class Americans they are uglier than anyone we have lmao, I mean the cherrypicked movie stars you use for propaganda purposes