You have to live in one of these first world countries for 10 years...

You have to live in one of these first world countries for 10 years, and if you miraculously make it to the end you get handed 5 billion Canadian Dollars.

Which do you choose and why

Attached: 03236896d90ae2d8accfd854ff3230fa.gif (1280x1024, 96K)

France, no contest.
Of all the countries in the world, if I could choose, I wish I'd have been born in France.

>why?

Im still waiting. You have wine and baguettes in Croatia too I imagine

I'm genuinely glad to have been born in France, there is no other country I would like to live in.

Alsace

Honestly France, they are based and their culture is superior to any other, no matter what the haters say. In fact, one of their biggest problems is that so many people WANT to immigrate there. That’s how good it is. I wish I was reborn as a French person.
Also, when I get those 5 billion Canadian dollars, I’m moving to Quebec

france easily they have better weather and less bl*ndes

i want to be able to read french philosophers in their native language, and i really like some of their bands, their reputation and politics notwithstanding.

France.

France is based but Quebec is shit.

France
I move to corsica and it's like I never left

>Swedes can't even buy a soft beer without government supervision and control

aaaaAAAAA F R A N C E
I learning french, i love France

Attached: 220d50b8d00bf57d1b7b1bc9c66a4fcac0d51a3c.jpg (487x498, 78K)

based

France cuz they're less gay

France, I'll just hop over the border to Alsace

Svärje

Sweden would be easier but I'd still pick France.
Would be cool to learn french 2bh.

France because I have family there

France.

They have good food and weather.

Oh, and I want to reincarnate as a bread.

Attached: 1551299927957.webm (720x540, 643K)

I guess Sweden, because it's culturally closer and there would be less of a language barrier. That said, if it weren't for those, France would probably be better option for variety.

France, Elsass-Lothringen is comfy and I will reconquer it for my German people.

>make it to the end
wow, I'm 20 and I'm still alive, I must be SO LUCKY! Maghrebis usually explode every two hours, taking hundreds of souls and black people stab hundreds of thousands of people everyday, I don't understand!

hmmm...so you wanna be bread...?

Sweden easy

t. live at border to France, it cant be worse than whatever the fuck frenchies did to lorraine

What happened?

C'est une blague. Les français sont autistes

Attached: 534253425234.png (420x420, 12K)

Oui

Attached: 43144315314.png (585x453, 283K)

I don't know what a soft beer is, but anything under 3,5% can be sold in stores.

Not that our alcohol monopoly isn't a retarded relic from our more socialist days that should have be abolished decades ago.

Jesus, this webm is the strongest argument here

France wins unless Sweden can pull something miraculous

Attached: 1514522657311.png (254x274, 72K)

Sweden

I can't stand the French. Nor can I stand Swedes, but at least they are more aesthetic.

I also imagine the food in Sweden is better.

>beer under 3.5%
literally pointless
we can get 5.5% since last year

Attached: smug.jpg (512x512, 37K)

I guess Sweden so I can move to Greenland easier

wait.. What now?

You must love fish, otherwise that is a retarded thing to say

Attached: Surstromming_myhomeisacastle.jpg (580x580, 91K)

God i wish i had a bbc

Despite what one would think, Swedes basically eat "western" food, with slightly more fish around holidays. And only like 10% would even consider trying surströmming, it's a regional thing.

Only one first country is highlighted so I choose that one. Sweden over France always and forever.

I actually dislike fish. But I've had a lot of bad experiences with French restaurants.
Liver, intestines, cold dishes, pies as dessert. Meat dishes that lack any veggies. Croissants. It's like they want me to starve.

I like frog legs though. Tastes like chicken.

Attached: andouillette--dc.jpg (2048x1537, 276K)

This.

sauce me up brother

I'm not disagreeing with you, it''s retarded. Just trying to figure out what a soft beer is. Closest I can google to is "low alcohol malt based soft drinks". In which case it would just be classified as pretty much any other drink sold in stores and is fully legal for anyone to buy. Kids or adults.

I meant that Swedish """"food"""" is not edible to the normal palette and foreign dishes are priced at twice the price of France and they're also shit

>kebab pizza is the national dish

Hahahaha

>Liver, intestines, cold dishes, pies as dessert

but you must have ordered these things. They didn't just bring them out and force you to eat them right?

In other countries it doesn't matter what you order. It's always tasty.

what even is below 3.5 ?
even apple cider is like 5%

Attached: index.jpg (1500x1500, 128K)

it just looks really run down and depressing. its like entering another world when you cross the border

French people eat more fish than we do.

Andouillette is quite literally the most aristocratic kind of popular food.
I find it distrubing to live that close to barbarians as yourself.

The only time in history this phrase has been used

Cidre doux and panach'

Of course not it isn't. Just look at the shit they have in China.
In any cuisine you have meals your tongue has to be used to, it's just like drinking wine. You are a retard if you try andouillette, don't like it, and try another offal.
And French cuisine lacking veggies? Seriously?

Wow even Jordanian beer is 5-7%

Jesus Sweden you're losing badly here I gotta say this is pathetic

Attached: IMG_9099_20141230_Carakale_002-1024x682.jpg (1024x682, 111K)

>5 billion Canadian Dollars
Why does the reward have to be in monopoly money?

We both know it tastes like shit, quite literally.

You're mixing up tasty with generic taste that appeals to children

Attached: DSC_5279.jpg (426x640, 101K)

my cousins knows the answer to this question

Honestly you strike me as a beta male who can't enjoy peasant food

Children are pure. They don't have to convince themselves something tastes good. They just put it in their mouth and bleh.

Attached: fondue_savoyarde.jpg (1000x674, 261K)

This is exactly what I mean. What the fuck am I supposed to make of this?

Attached: paupiette-de-veau-aux-champignons.jpg (610x610, 81K)

3.5% is considered non alcoholic here. wtf Sweden?

>anything under 3,5%
Can you even call that alcohol?

Attached: 023.png (680x680, 221K)

Ok that's it. France wins

good day everyone

It's the exact opposite actually. Dutch people only like childrens and peasant food. Unironically.

We have a saying here: "What the farmer doesn't know; he won't eat"

in finland is 4-5%
booze shop Alko has monopoly on everything more powerful than that
And alcohol is taxed more here than anywhere else in the world

It's ridiculous how much our currency has been redesigned

Mainly "heritage drinks" that were consumed by people instead of water in the olden days. Small beers and stuff like that. Though we have our own beer called "folk beer" which is 3.5%. But only high school kids, women and desperate alcoholics drink those.

That's not to say that 5-7% beer isn't readily available. It's just that it can only be sold in pubs/restaurants and in liquor stores.

Here it's 2,25%.

Not really.

Except offal (intestines, kidneys and the likes) are the ultimate peasant food, just saying

Attached: magret-de-canard-aux-champignons.jpg (748x372, 71K)

We don't eat organs here.

Liver paste on bread and sausages next to your dinner sure. But that's basically the max.

Ow so cute
Dutchy boy needs his baby grease and sugar

Attached: 20170128Cuisine_mart325.jpg (1200x797, 362K)

France of course. What does Sweden have to offer over France, other than having lower unemployment and marginally higher muh HDI?

Attached: 10002060_1496690307.jpg (750x750, 81K)

Attached: Kig_ha_farz_du_léon.jpg (2560x1440, 945K)

Easily France. Way better weather.

This honestly looks like finnish christmas food
And your previous president was shit talking finnish food as the worst in the world.

Attached: lol.png (710x577, 30K)

>europe
>first world

The current design is good though (barring the retarded new 10), I was referring to how little it's worth.

Attached: 1484140268.jpg (1600x1010, 384K)

Attached: cassoulet-de-castelnaudary.jpg (610x610, 74K)

Redesign removes counterfeits from circulation and makes it harder for counterfeiters to adapt to new security measures.

Attached: galette-saucisse.jpg (529x503, 66K)

yeah. It's been ages since the Canadian dollar was at the equivalent or higher than an american dollar. still it could be worse. At least it's more valuable than a bolivar

Attached: PHO6186bf5e-16d1-11e3-b372-d433d5785d05-805x453.jpg (805x453, 64K)

France because it's not frozen wasteland like Sweden.

ikr

Attached: pjimage.jpg (1000x1000, 191K)

Norrland

Organ meat is based you fag.

Ironic that the picture of Japan features a knock-off version of a famous European monument.

France