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fascist science teacher didn't let me sleep in class

Leftykike

hey guys

I was starting worry I was going to have to go to the doctor and show them my butt. Looks like I won't have to do that now, thank god.

r8 my portrait

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50.1% of the 18+ population in the Netherlands is non religious

the other half is muslim xdxd

was at walmart a few minutes ago and saw a middle aged indian woman with a HUGE black eye
does her husband beat her?

why are you obsess with him?

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Have a doctor's appointment tomorrow but I'm afraid to tell him about the blood in my dookie because it's embarrassing

i'm at phone

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kek that's not even that embarrassing you faggot

I don't believe in God, but I still understand that religion is important for society.

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LOL

It'll show up on your post-mortem anyway ;-)

your doctor has to look at your dick and balls yearly, how is that embarrassing?

Did you know that the Tokyo chapter of the labor union federation Rengo has a mascot that is an onion?

His name is Unionion-kun.

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I have a weird obsession with Greenland for no real reason. I also have a massive amount of WW2 autism

asked the brown e-girl to ban a guy she knew for much longer than me from her Discord server because I didn’t like his racism. She said “sorry but I like him more than you” and banned him

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did you know that i don't care?

feel nice and rested and happy after my nap, should not have drove this mroning i was too sleepy ;_;
least i didn't crash

how many ppl are in that server?

if you could push a button eliminating every jew on the planet, would you do it?

yes

60 something
Most of them hate me and say she only keeps me around because she wants to suck my dick

>asked the brown e-girl to ban a guy she knew for much longer than me from her Discord server because I didn’t like his racism. She said “sorry but I like him more than you” and banned him

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i would have to find out if i have jew ancestry first

the insta girl that I fap the most is jewish
so no

why they hate you?

They’re her orbiters and are aware that we met on tinder and that we plan on meeting when she turns 18

need some apples or bananas i guess...

Jews are based because their constant assault keeps us on war footing. Imagine how shit the West would be if we were allowed to go full decadent, and what that would mean for the coming war with Russia and/or China
If you kill your enemies, they win; Jews are killing us, and we win

The liquor store near my house has cans of pineapple juice next to the condoms

>The liquor store near my house has cans of pineapple juice next to the condoms
does it really change the flavour of your cum

that's what your mom told me

do you want to move to Greenland?

Yes it does
Your diet changes the taste of your bodily fluids
It becomes sweeter

Why does the liquor store sell non-liquor items

I think it just takes having a decent diet. Guys who pound mcdoubles every day think they can shotgun a tin of pineapple juice and girls will latch onto their cocks like those things from alien

Ummmm sweetie....

because they don't have state ran liquor monopolies that dictate what liquor stores can sell

the founder of the Mexican Communist Party was Indian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._N._Roy

the last time i tried my cum it tasted like snot on a runny nose, but suddenly turned extremely bitter

what do

nothing

what up

kinda want to taste my cum

I don't know why people shit on Danish, I think it sounds cool.

Taste mine too

>kinda want to taste my /cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

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you'll instantly regret it

watching got

Yeah

it's an interesting experience

XDDDDDDD

GOTTEM LMPO

Stupid fucking leaf

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what will you do there

get on your knees bitch boy. time for bukkake

Idk, I just enjoy it there. Maybe live for a few years in Nuuk

no, it sounds like shit. as much as i don't want it to be true.

have you been there?

thanos kills dumbledore

different strokes for different folks I suppose

reeeeeee

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They've probably seen much worse...

CAPTAIN AMERICA DIES AFTER HE HAS TO USE THE GAUNTLET TO SNAP AWAY THANOS

theres a lot of alcoholism and suicides there

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I have
I know, I kinda want to help those guys. I made a friend named Hans there (he's an Eskimo)

relaxing inna woods

what will you do

thats snape dumdum

Idk, live there, pay for internet. Maybe try to be friends with the Eskimos

kek

talking about how you will help them

>ywn be this free

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sucks to SUCK

is he doing one of those food challenges?

Oh, well use my friend Hans, see if he will move to Nuuk. Might also try learn a few anti-suicide things

nice proxy, FAGGOT

i heard that apparently he just got out of prison, but not sure if true

mirin

...

DELET THIS

s-sorry s-s-sir

It's ok, you deleted so you fixed it, ok? now go and play

My body is deteriorating. Joints hurts more than ever, they feel dry and brittle. Inguinal hernia feels like it’s burning. Gaining weight. Wake up earlier than I want to despite being constantly tired. Sometimes I feel like I’m in psychosis because I’m so disconnected with people. Have no hobbies or passion, dumb as a rock. On top of all that I was born into white trash poverty. I’m going to work until the day I die.