/brit/

Attached: 6641B406-5883-45A6-B851-5E3AEC3786A9.jpg (1024x1537, 279K)

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_215705.jpg (1080x1841, 1.34M)

stinky poo poo in my bum bum

How about you trot on over to r9k and be with your own kind to vent?

ah yes a jewish narcoleptic drag queen

Attached: 2019-04-30_02-25-54.png (667x681, 799K)

Fabio Frizzi is the thinking man's OST composer, good choice my friend

not suicidal, pissed off and told me to never talk to her again

me on left

Where did your mate meet a 17-year-old? Asking for a friend

woooooooah shes so mad woah you better beg her to tlak to you bro
get on oyur knees and say pleaseeee please tlk to me :( otherwsie you'll be suicidal

give her your credit card and say tehee i hope this makes it btetter im so sorry baby i would die for you

whats humanities end game? where are we heading lads

Unironically a drug channel on Telegram :^)

Russia dumbass.

i've already done that so many times it doesn't work anymore

Tower Hamlets isn't so bad

This image reminds me of those semi naked cartoons in the middle pages of the sun and sunday sport

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_214918.jpg (1080x1425, 891K)

carlow

mass extinction and the ruining of the planet

lmaooooooooooo

in what way are you being cucked

also it isnt that big of a deal. if you were cool with her before you'll probably be cool with her in the future, just pretend it didn't happen and when you message her just try to make her laugh she'll come around eventually. then when she warms up to you again a bit make it up for her but dont use words just bring her some food or some shit she might like and invite her somewhere she might like to go. then kiss her pussy a bit idk.

basically long term she wont give a fuck, short term maybe she'll be mad at you but who cares girls like it if you make them hate you them love you then hate you again. it gives them something to complain about.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZM7ltlq_lbM

why do you keep posting these

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_214245.jpg (1080x1835, 1.82M)

colonization of any habitable planet in our solar system, once we make mars habitable we’ll advance at a ridiculous rate (unironically)

That ugly Alamy slag is punching well above her weight in the dating department.

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_221933.jpg (1080x1807, 1.01M)

Badly made bure

report for cuckspamming

a self-described hapa on the apps
holy fucking peng

Attached: hapa.jpg (750x1334, 236K)

youtube.com/watch?v=bp1Q0ka39WQ

alright trust me lads this ones a banger

i thought getting a gf was going to make my life better, i thought it would make me finally get off Jow Forums, but iust ended up getting cucked, and i'm still here being a fucking emo autist

Attached: g_D9kgEE_400x400.jpg (250x250, 11K)

>once we make mars habitable
lol

gf her immediately lad

Looks like Eva Lovia. She thicc?

didn't match :/

grindr is like tinder for honest, non closeted heterosexual men

i imagine that if someone made a super advanced AI which had one singular purpose of naming the coolest motherfucker of them all it'd name me as the raddest nigger on earth.

Attached: file.png (1280x720, 565K)

such is life in sweden I suppose

nowt wrong with cuckold porn desu ne

>super advanced AI
lol

Don't understand the appeal of degrading and instrumentalising your fellow man/woman.

didn't really seem like it lad

Attached: IMG_20190429_164144.jpg (1600x1261, 653K)

Just her good jaw development in a world full of overbites and underbites makes her not ugly.
Meanwhile he's a chinlet with nasolabial folds at

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_061515.jpg (1080x1496, 865K)

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_221701.jpg (1080x1727, 1.04M)

my gf is british, i use my neetbux to travel to meet her, she lives in devon

*surreptitiously googles nasolabial folds*
oh laugh lines
you should've said you lummox

iktf lad

Attached: 1548012851828s.jpg (125x125, 3K)

gfs with no long term plans are pointless anyway

>nasolabial folds
why do these two words always indicate an incel?

How did you get cucked lad

>*sips*

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_220131.jpg (989x547, 430K)

Hope I don't get stick for linking to this site but fuck it:
lookism.net/Forum-Shitty-Advice

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_033633.jpg (1080x824, 342K)

because they read the incel literature (ie: drinking the kool aid)
>ugh dude your canthal tilt is negative you'll never get laid dude!!
>ughhhh your vermilion philtrumflex is too rounded!! girls will scowl at the mere sight of you!!
>your globglogabgalab is too fribbibubub!!!

one time me and my friends were delivering pizzas (they were delivery boys, i tagged along with them as a meme) and at the end of the night we went and explored this really dark rich people neighborhood and we saw some houses that were worth millions of dollars and we saw one house at a distance with some sports cars parked out front and a nice pool and they were playing some very loud edm music and you could hear one or two girls going "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" it was a small soiree but whatever they were doing sounded fun

seeing how rich people lived made me want to be rich

reckon ive found a solution to the incel problem if this swedish lads gf is just giving it away

can't win em all lad
apparently you can hardly win ever haha that's what i'm finding haha

note: this post contains a large choon
youtube.com/watch?v=WZfoi59-1to

runts

>still water
masculine, promotes long lasting relationships with extremely attractive women, essential for life on earth, part of the fibonacci sequence

>sparkling water
its effeminate bubbles are perfect for tickling the prostate, particularly loved by incels and closeted homosexuals, linked to islamic terrorism, cannot be found in nature

she has cucked me several times by hooking up with some of her male friends on fb to get revenge on me after i have said something hurtful or disrespectful, but we ended up together after those guys had pumped her full of cum and i had done my share of begging and crying for her to give me another chance

i know she's cucking me now again because i disrespected her again by telling her to shut up

I love coming to /brit/ to read blogposts (which have absolutely nothing to do with Britain and British culture) from foreign flags.

iktf also lad
had to delete tinder and bumble because not-matching with all the qts was too painful
given up on women at this point 2bh

i started drinking san pellegrino for a long time not for gay purposes but because it increases nitric oxide in the blood which has a whole host of health benefits

Devon you say?
Alamy girl's been to Devon before on caravanning holidays.
Her Surrey photographer dad beat away the local boys who tried talking to her. He had other plans for his daughter.

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_221748.jpg (1080x1525, 827K)

*surreptitiously googles soiree*

Attached: apu glasses.jpg (655x527, 59K)

melvin is here lads

how can you be sure she's on holiday though

it has something to do with britain because the girl cucking me is british

Wew lad
Is she ridiculously hot at least

The irony just struck me. They have so many prescriptive rules and 'laws of nature' in their literature, a true understanding of females...yet none of them can get any action. How's that work then?

Brie larson is cute and I would eat her bumhole.

yes
yes i am

Looks nice there.

Attached: Screenshot_20190429_215834.jpg (1080x1853, 1.36M)

kanye west is one of the dumbest niggers alive

benefits such as? I'm interested

lol bro, jesus christ

Please make up a back story for each picture.

>Is she ridiculously hot at least
of course, thats why she cucks me with so many dicks, she looks like one of those hot slags that get posted here

woah its 2008 again
hes larping, hes the cuckspammer

i still get matches and most of them aren't too bad i'm just too picky (only really like redheads)
had a redhead gf last year but it didn't work out :/

>The absolute state of the euros

Attached: 1556536168855.jpg (1500x1301, 283K)

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11336572

heres the only benefit you need to get sold on this shit.

>The functional state of the penis, flaccid or erect is governed by smooth muscle tone. Sympathetic contractile factors maintain flaccidity whilst parasympathetic factors induce smooth muscle relaxation and erection. It is generally accepted that nitric oxide (NO) is the principal agent responsible for relaxation of penile smooth muscle. NO is derived from two principal sources: directly from non-adrenergic non-cholinergic parasympathetic nerves and indirectly from the endothelium lining cavernosal sinusoids and blood vessels in response to cholinergic stimulation. The generation of NO from L-arginine is catalysed by nitric oxide synthase (NOS). There has been controversy over the relative prevalence of endothelial or neuronal NOS within the penis of different animal species. This review examines the role of NO in the penis in detail. Established and new treatments for erectile dysfunction whose effects are mediated via manipulation of the NO pathway are also described.

holy fuck, absolute cutie

>only a few hours til the autistic little finnish rat wakes up and tries to tongue Melvin's back passage
CANNOT WAIT

ukipgloucestershire.org.uk/

Attached: 1-01(4).jpg (283x255, 14K)

it's cope
they need to compartmentalise and categorise things to try and explain why they can't get laid, when ultimately they're just dweebs who can't talk to women

They're very nice.

without nitric oxide in your blood you don't get boners lads.