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You guys know that young firefighter I did last night? Well his hose splattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it. But it’s okay girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what’s up Doc.
Carrie (V.O.) Samantha’s story made me wonder, if I slipped, would Big be there to catch me?
hm
Ancient memes
pot unironically made me homosexual, but I quit and now i'm normal again.
I wrote a song
it's called
"I'm 'bout to stone these whores"
It goes like:
I want a strong-willed woman to read those lines
looks like a storm is brewing, you see those clouds?
Well, I got something for you but please don't cry
I'm not always ruining people's lives
like you promiscuous little slags
So, i'm inhumane
'cause i'm not hypnotised
by this thing that's between your thighs
from where it's flowing urine?
off with you, then
I'm going in your ass
SORRY, SUSAN
(I have a weird lifestyle
If I could rewind time
I'd be a real nice guy
with a family life, wife,
kids and a lovely house now
meanwhile, I'm just a lonely manchild
shitposting on Jow Forums at night)
not gonna lie, everytime I smoke pot I would get serious urges to crossdress and fap to sissy porn. Never done anything with a guy but yeah...
you're a closet fag.
pot made me watch so much porn i had my computer monitor, tv, laptop, all of them with people that i liked
or as they say in italy, molto homo
he's a tranny, BIGOT
Don't fucking try cocaine then.
Shit, pot makes me wanna sleep not jerk off
maybe. Don't have any desire to do anything with guys, just dress up as a girl. Also I have a gf so
nope
Do you think Maisie Williams mother is attractive?
Buying weed on the black market rn
bro i spend almost 1000/mo on food LOL
i will not
mainly because i dont trust myself not to get addicted
you're a normal smoker then if pot makes you asleep, but yeah i had a pretty few good years with it smoking almost every day
chicken breast is $3/lb and 1lb has 800 calories. 2 of those to make the day at 1600 calories (and maybe you even need more than this) is $6/day. but add my 2 monsters into the mix (which I will not compromise on) and you get $11/day, only marginally better than what I already do, AND I'd have to cook the chicken.
>carn the pies
do they speak english in england
Nonsensical argument
C'mon you want to be sodomized and you know it
he didn't talk to the birds as a kid
it was when he was 17 when he left home and started talking to the birds
the birds told him to eat his fingers
he did
he became the messiah of the birds
he didn't like incest but he did it
the birds told him to do it
he hanged himself at his 23rd birthday
the birds ate him
why are you gay
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which black market?
wall street exit scam
I live in a town where there's a lot of foreign students, and I can tell the brits from the rest in a blink of an eye just by their vulgar demeanor and more often than not, ugly faces.
Although I like them because they can suck a MEAN one.
holy shit, bitches be some of the wildest semen demon you can find on the face of the planet.
post ur gay asshole
the thought crossed my mind quite a lot back when I smoked weed eerday but I never did anything besides ERP with fags and ghosted probably a good 50 dudes trying to get into my panties
already told u i smoked weed made me gay
just want to fuck the jew outta him
fuck me larry!
fuck me like israel fucks my people!
Some Jews are surprisingly good looking
Does the average American look like this?
forgot pic but you know
oh fugg we all goin the way on the dinosaur
Just a friendly reminder that this is Wisin & Yandel's best album and that you should know about it
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Top 5's are:
1.- Mirala Bien
2.- Rakata
3.- Calle Cajero
4.- Llame Pa' Verte
5.- Noche de Sexo
Congrats, now you know how to talk to Latina women
calle calle
The black market AKA my friend Joey
i think a lot of them are
it's just that the 90s were mostly ugly established jews on television i guess
brown gf sent me this pic
Is this the chick in Portlandia?
'tamos redy
Ate a blueberry bagel for breakfast
Don’t remember what I had for lunch but for dinner I had a can of pineapples and a pear
oh yeah yeah
yes
always found her very cute
My husband and I are absolutely so pleased to be underwriting the Jack and Elizabeth Donaghy High School for Teen Drama, the Arts, and Feelings. As embarrassed Americans, Jack and I pledge 5 million dollars to create a new generation of choreographers and puppeteers, clowns, video artists, and theatrical jugglers who will ask the world: what is art?
Not really, American exchange students are actually surprisingly thin compared to the Germans and Brits who are often pig disgusting
Thoughts?
Holy FUCK how have you not sucked my cock yet??
brits at ages 18-21, in uni, are attractive though
cuz that would be big homo
There’s a ton of them at my college and I can tell you that this is bullshit
The Brit phenotype is fucking horrendous
WE ARE THE 99%
yeah, it's mostly hit or miss
but puzzle yourself this: if they were attractive, think they needed to go all the way to america? nerds
Best 9 dollar bottle of bourbon? I think probably.
>1 in 100
that would cost like $20 here at least
ah i miss the $1 beers in vegas at the bar/playing machine
>it's mostly hit or miss
Because I’m in California and young Europeans and Asians love studying here for some reason
more like Gluemilk Sachs LOL
>thin
but are they hot?
Heaven hill is a fantastic distillery, I've enjoyed their higher end expressions and rye whiskeys. I'm surprised it was that cheap. Usually it's 12 or 13. Must have been old stock.
We know what art is: it's paintings of horses!
Freddie the 80s are over!
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*milf island credits play in the background*
>ah i miss the $1 beers in vegas at the bar/playing machine
Jesus buddy how old are you? I was in Vegas last July and it was like $7 for a beer anywhere on the strip, free of course if you're gambling but hard to get a cocktail waitress a lot of times.
Met some which were incredibly hot, yes.
The guys aren't that bad either.
you're right about it being big
not that old, i went... maybe 5 years ago
but it was in the riviera hotel cause i accidentally booked the wrong week at a nicer hotel with my miles while hungover
ebin pic
I had heaven hill whiskey once
the bottle was plastic made to look like glass
bitch niggas
addicted to buying illegal drugs buds
Criminals? That's how you see us? Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?
unironically a major improvement
>wanting to fuck a virginfreak fedorafag betamale just because he's wearing ripped fishnets
The 1.75 was plastic, but this one is proper glass.
Based
You're the perfect person for a guy like me
And your eyes are shining like the Topal Sea
I wish you could be mine for eternity
Could you please be mine? Hey
You trapped my soul, you broke my law
I think you're a thief 'cause you stole my heart
Stole my heart, trapped my soul
Trapped my soul like Azura's Star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
You're the perfect person for a guy like me
And I know for sure that we are meant to be
If your heart is locked then I may have the key
Could you please be mine? Hey
You trapped my soul, you broke my law
I think you're a thief 'cause you stole my heart
Stole my heart, trapped my soul
Trapped my soul like Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, 'cause you're my star
Star, star, Azura's Star
Star, star, Azura's Star
*wallows in my own filth*
Cheetos... Cheetah
there's so much beauty in the world
hi /cum/!!!!!!!!!!!
>that adams apple
its your birthday?
you cant eat that whole pizza, garfield, you fat fuck
who said anything about fucking her?
garfield hates mondays because thats when his owner goes to work
HUH?
holy fucking shit an infection in the wisdom teeth is the worst physical pain I ever felt in my life!
hope you get better soon user :(
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love my new american salad recipe
frens just imagine it
an open borders world where there is no countries
if you wanted to travel to Europe you could and it didn't cost any money.
there is no wars, only peace.
there is no greed or hunger.
only a brotherhood of man.
we all share the world.
we are free to do whatever what we want as long as it doesn't hurt others.
there is no racism/bigotry or repression.