Durrani Empire edition
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This is what dissuades me from it. I'm a bit OCD, especially about things like that.
Brown thottie agreed to spend the night in a motel with me
i wanna cuddle and dick a cute twink
Prank her and lay out some knives and a gun in the room before you arrive. Make it visible but have it look as if you were trying to hide them.
She’ll think you’re gonna murder her but you’re actually just conducting a social experiment.
Kyle comme back and please tell me what Jess's feet smell like
Ass eating seems fucking gross. I still want to try once. Even eating pussy is kind of gross if she didn't just get out of the shower or pissed recently.
You must be really desperate to start a thread to drop the hammer that early.
raced and bedpilled
There are so many cute twinks at my college
>posting the results page
Big yikes
This but with more killkit-looking stuff. Duct tape, knife, gun, high quality video camera
She’s a virgin so if anything I want her to feel comfortable
Impromptu poll:
What is more gay?
>eating ass
>eating pussy
Eating pussy can’t be gay
it's only gay if you're a bottom
Eating pussy soaks ya chin and puts some hair on it. Also at any moment you could bite her clit off and therefore have a point of dominance
I like how back in the early 2000's eating pussy was considered to be weak and feminine, and now eating ass is a big deal. What the fuck?
Eating ass is only gay if it's a guy's ass
what do you [spoiler]fags [/spoiler] listen to
If she’s meeting you at some sleazy motel, she wants to get ‘raped’. Being too nice and putting in a lot of effort to “make her comfortable” will be a massive turn-off
50USD via PP if you hide a camera in the room and post the video of you deflowering her Dravidian pussy here
She WANTED to do it at her place
Plus we’re gonna be smoking weed and drinking too
Everyone still ate pussy. They just acted macho.
Right now I'm unironically listening to a cantata by Bach
Music is for stupid people.
Thoughts?
LOL
>She’s a virgin
LOL
Not the same girl the Indian e-girl is underaged and I’m taking over her discord server this girl is a Hispanic girl who sends me nudes and lewds
Is frottage gay
A heart filled with anger has no room for love.
>2 threads with nsfw in op
>a literal pony thread
>countless off topic threads
Has janny given up?
25USD in that case
I WANT TO GO HOME
LET ME OUT OF WORK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's shit
I'll go test.
no
I quit eating pussy about 4 years ago LOL
Hate women
SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
That flag makes me sad. I dated an Afghan and she broke my heart. :(
Coincides with the last time you got laid LOL
HAHA THATS SUCH A CLEVER RESPONSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
was she cute?
That's usually not a good sign if a dog is hitting you with their paws
No. :(
are you white?
Thanks
Don’t forget the upvote bud
Actually I am a VIRGIN
I have a bag of cassette tapes to listen to.
I get AM too!
Astute observation.
Sad
no, are you black?
Why
i'm brown
there are no white mexicans dumbdumb
I'm not sure exactly. My dog usually does it if she needs to go outside or if she's upset about something
Gonna need opinions on this
wish me luck lads
I’m gonna do it
I’m gonna be happy
>18 posters in thread
>23 respondents to the ass eating survey
VOTING IRREGULARITIES
not for me
Already had like 15 answers the second he posted it
Gotsta be old
Yuck
Nuh uh, I was the second respondent
If i take any pictures of me fucking the brown girl I’ll post them
girls poop from their butts, you sick fucks
hit n quit
2D girls aren't real
lurkers
Quit posting your selfies here, ladyboy, it isn’t instagram
Sup nerds
Who said anything about girl butt?
Pancho Lopez was white
Broke
>eating pussy and ass
Woke
>”safe” Sexual Intercourse
Bespoke
>missionary w/ cumming inside for the purpose of procreation
SCARY
Ascended
>eating his pussy
LOL
Listening to this atm
No scooter noise from outside, no fireworks going off at the temple...just me in my undies chilling in the heat while a fan blows cool air on my nuts.
Forgetting the world around me I almost feel as if I were relaxing on a porch in the Bavarian summer sun...
All that’s missing is a big titted blonde to serve me a platter of homemade Obatzter with oven fresh bread and a stein of Radler to go with it...
Is it true that one of the resident /cum/posters is an FtM tranny
Based
Bavarian? Thought you said you were from around Berlin or something
I got carded buying beer today. Im 28 with a beard lol. My skin is amazing
>beard
Probably thought you’re a 14 year old Arab LOL
I consistently get carded when I’m freshly shaven, and don’t with even a day’s stubble. Right on the cusp I guess (24 here)
If only you knew hahaha
...
>14
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
The new roomie is starting to annoy me lads & I've barely spoken to him. He seems very unsettled and keeps moving around in his bed. -_-
Kawai’i
i started growing a beard when I was 13
fluffy torture porn is the only thing that gets me hard anymore
Go and hold him tight so he can't move around
I started being more physically active lately and getting some sun. Got carded a few timea after that, definitely look a bit healthier.