>A beluga whale found off Norway's coast wearing a special Russian harness was probably trained by the Russian navy, said marine experts.
>"Attached to the harness was a GoPro camera and enough sensor equipment to detect submarines running silent," said a spokesman for the Royal Norwegian Navy.
lmao what the fuck
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I think, Norway people slowly getting mad, because in their country nothing's happening.
Are they gonna hurt her during the questioning?? I hate Norway now
Torture it
so poor they can't build drone so they use marine mammals
haha only in russia
Why would a Russian spy found in Norway be wearing a harness with "Equipment St. Petersburg" written in English?
Because he is not a fucking Russian spy!
St. Petersburg Florida has a military base and they do have marine mammal program
For that? Military secrets?
>Whale gets eaten by other sea creatures
>Whale swims off and lives a whole life
Lamo
Sushi
Thank you, Russia, for validating a coming decade of whale hunting.
there's no point we know you taught it to never speak.
Arctic warfare is gonna be fun.
We have those whales in the Baltic sea
kek
VERY good post
>spy
Prehaps, it wears equipments for scientific reasons?
>Norwegians found a dolphin used in Russian marine mammals studies
>they tear off the valuable equipment with the research data and also claim it as 'russian spy'
You are such hypocrites its getting really cringe.
I thought only americans are dumb enough to fall for such baits but judging by the comments here I suppose a lot of western euros don't fall far behind americans.
t. whale
shut up Putinbot
Russia bad
Yep. Our leaders are stupid boomers who still think that we're at odds with the Soviet Union.
MUH EBIL RUSSIANS narrative is so tiresome. It barely holds up in the eyes of most Westerners but news and government still use it, it's just cringeworthy.
America does it too
You can see the Navy training dolphins in San Diego
>GoPro
why isn't this company dead yet
>shut up Putinbot
>Russia bad
apparently our marine brethren keep the demand high
yeah eat em
This, but unironically
> don't get irony
*sarcasm
:^)
Couldn't it be just a simple Marine Biology project ? Why does media always assume the theory most damaging to diplomatic relations whenever russia is involved ?
Imagine having to seduce a beluga whale to obtain classified information.
let our fucking whale go
giant mind controlled ship destroying killer squids when ?
yep
why does everything that russia does have to be an act of spionage?
Media and governments love a scapegoat
>swedish intelligence
A whale is not a goat
oof you got him
Hnlo im a spi an im pur
Give me monies to spy (600-700€)
But ive fucked you over
I will not spy
I'll buy meself a bike
shut the fuck up dumb russhit
you are just scared the whale will give up your government secrets during interrogation
lol
>They think it's a meme
IGNORE ALL WHALE POSTS
REPORT AND HIDE ALL WHALE THREADS
We caught this spy last week. Russians are so incompetent.
Ouch!
Lol dumbass kaccapy
damn russians
10/10
lel
+0.5 rubles
That’s an octopus.
Stockholm night club possibly a holdout for Russian spies? Let's find out
perfidious russkies using inverse psychology to over up their spies
>not GAY BAR
It’s not russian.
>look tovarisch I figure out how to post le epic maim image. I get raise now, yes?
>Бeз нaзвaния.jpg
russian spy detected
The whale has been nicknamed ''Hvaldimir'' or Whaledimir in english
Based
>tfw it’s probably taller than Putin
>american thinks being smaller than a whale is unusual
This thread is just a pure example why intoids should be gassed. Ones shouting EBOL RUSSIA REEEEE and the others defend it. TFU. TFU. TFU. TFU.
one loaf of bread has been deposited to your communal mailbox tovarisch
topkek
>poortugal
lmao
touché
Snowniggers are well known for being unnecessarily cruel towards marine fauna
Our nuclear шar шhales shall destrфy yoцr fцcking civilized westeяn wфrld
What shall we do in order to not get gassed, senpai?
>who could be behind this post
lel
>harness that says "equipment of st. Petersburg" written in English
>in English
>clearly a Russian spy
Why is the media so retarded?
Really?
SCORE SOME FUCCEN GOALS!!!
>mfw this whale is being served in a plate as we speak.
The US Navy has used dolphins for years in the Pacific near Hawaii.
Hey what can we say, those slimy shits need to learn their place
Work smarter, not harder.
Nobody's gonna suspect a whale floating around (this one just happened to be a bit friendly)
We do the same thing with dolphins anyway
They're just BBB (based beyond belief)
If Spy Whales Tire You, What Will Spy Bears Do?