/brit/
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
first
Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.
I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com
I can't he but be inspired by the man. If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
if I had a massive willy I'd be in prison by now
I move to the door faster.
poo
bbc.co.uk
Happening?
When I tell people to have sex, I don't actually want them to have sex
gf just sent me this
youtube.com
hahaha wtf I love the ANC now
"No, I swiped right for your intelligence"
Do it, it'll be funny as fuck
Imagine cumming in her mouth
It's operational again, suspected medical emergency on an inbound flight but turned out it was nothing
erggh the gf isn’t that kind of girl
Still fuming that instead of a sausage mcmuffin and hash brown for breakfast I shall be having weetabix AGAIN
incase it was missed x
hey there mate it is me melv
into your rap id love to delve
but i have a few things to do
so this is what i will leave you
i think youre cool i think youre great
but i do not want to see you masturbate
that is lewd
that is crude
id rather not have seen you nude
Why would they stop all flights both inbound and outbound for a suspected medical emergency?
It has one runway, use your brain
sargon got whacked
norf as fuck
looks like you just got btfo in one of the other threads, lads
feels good to be a brit of the rare ambitious type
Oh dear, he screenshotted his own post.
Don't think I will ever recover desu
They always are, if it's not with you, it's with someone else
Taken up an extreme philosophical view that sensible reality is only conventionally real and doesnt inherently exist and that all things are webs of empty conditions
Hard to engage in life and death when you realise all things are baseless though.
Was that in Bristol?
i haven't opened my curtains yet. is it sunny out?
BA is unironically the worst airline about. For short-haul they've turned themselves into a budget carrier (you have to pay for food and drink and don't even get coffee or anything) while still charging 5 times the price that Ryanair or Easyjet do (plus you have to transfer through fucking London for pretty much any flight), while for long-haul you'll pay double what other European national carriers charge or four times as much as Turkish/Emirates charge for the worst service around.
yeh
wtf are you on about pal :]
no idea
strange mark tho
VERY good post
Refuse to travel BA unless no other choice. Had some awful experiences.They only care about 1st and business class.
fake news and russian hackers
it's this poster's birthday frens
>Go to cinema
>1 ticket for End Game please
>Oh and I live in 75%+ Northerner populated area
>theatre is packed with mostly Northerners all bellowing and and necking Carling while ads are playing
>Sit near the front middle
>Northern group behind me make a comment
>"Look at this reet suvvan faireh, like"
>Try to ignore them and hope they stop
>they start throwing sausage rolls at me and continue making comments
>"Mbwembe is fookin shite mate, i'll deck ya yoo cunt"
>I get up and move
>They follow and sit behind me again and continue to make comments about Souf F.C and me being alone
>"Ey Baz, hold me pie i'm gonna belly bounce this spacker" one of them says
>I get up and leave
>Don't bother asking for a refund or complaining because theatre staff are all Northerners.
Just wish they'd leave me alone.
Fair play to him for doing these at least, Gloucester isn't so much but Bristol is really lefty (Brighton-tier) but wonder if he'll do Chelt which is pretty lefty as well.
Lily Collins is the most beautiful woman on earth
yeah most of the centre of Bristol feels like a uni campus
really irritating place a lot of the time
shes a skeleton
normoids genuinely get physically angry and bewildered when you inform them you dont listen to any mainstream music or media whatsoever
they absolutely cannot comprehend it
Fuck sake, our BRITISH supermarkets are now selling RAMADAN advent calendars
My gut feels bad just imagining what horrors lurk within
Was in Covent Garden station yesterday and there was a really fit girl collapsed on the floor and the staff were screaming for anyone with medical training. Felt so bad man I hope she was okay.
Fuck off you Plan B-failing cunt.
tfw missed the london marathon because scatterbrained as fug
probably wouldn't finish it anyways, literally no form this year, so it's cool beans
do you know anyone who attended?
probably the most british dish on planet earth
fuck off
Not even wrong
Saturday
Just seen this. Thanks Melgroid. Will be humming this for the rest of the day.
The normies at work cant comprehend that I just like most music. I listen to black metal one minute, Johnny cash the next, Mos Def and 90s and modern hip hop.
They genuinely can't understand it
wow rude
wow you're so unique and mature
Suspicious package on an easyjet flight to Glasgow
Probably a bag of fruit innit
*puts a greyscale picture of a famous person next to a quote they never said and posts it on facebook*
All dogshit
Faggot
>i can move from one shit genre to the next!
yeah i can't understand it either
Even their first and business class are famously shit compared to other airlines. Thing I dislike most though is that the prerequisite to be a BA stewardess seems to be either being a middle-aged-to-old cow or poof that acts like a stern teacher to the passengers. My sister flew first class with them on her honeymoon and was rebuked for asking for another glass of champagne.
''synthwave? dogshit'' -wolfgang amadaeus mozart
that was my mum
she's alright now dw
burger meal with extra mayo (the white person's sauce) please boss man
thumbnail mong at it again
oops
>no teeth smile
insecure freak
post pic
well done dickhead
imagine winning millions in the lottery
He had his eyebrows threaded since then
Now he passes, don't worry
actual movie came out in 09
wa-heyyyyyy!
those retards don't even know how to properly break up a fight. the blonde nearly split her head open when she went back to retaliate
some of us dont have to imagine
cringe as fuck as well
whats the significance of the ribena?
I wouldn't let it change me
2000 sorry
had a wank in my grandma's bathtub yesterday, r8
smiling without your teeth is unironically a sign of insecurity, i know because i do it.
FONC
dont make me go down that train of thought again it's too much when you see all of it together, just know it's true and there is nothing you can do, all of it
His flatmate was more popular than him so Poley emptied one of his pissjugs into his flatmate's Ribena.
Thought it was a "medical emergency"?
noooo i messaged a girl on my course drunk last night nooooooooo noo noo no
i entered the euromillions this week and been imagining what i'd do with all that dosh.
what you say but post screenshot or dont care for larp
Lookin good hun xox