English learning thread for Dummies

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what made you think you need to put "is" before sucks
do japanese ppl say double verbs too?

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tyty

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No.... Please remember there is one bad student and it's me.
"my English still sucks!!!"

We had eaten some fishes the day before yesterday.

i am gay for this thread because it will help me in inglish speak : )

Good morning

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I thought you were leaning Filipino languages in your count. ("were leaning" is from the sequence of tenses I learned )
How is your language learning curriculum in your school?

Your English is still dozens of times better than the average Israeli

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good morning
What are you going to have your breakfast?

He probably meant "English learned Is" That's why they have two verbs.

We had eaten fish.

Fish can be used as a general category of food, its not usual to specify them as individuals.

I've never forgot the time I posted "yeah, I can't forget the time I shook hands with ~~ "
Then French guy said " huh?"
I googled "huh" at first and finally understood I should have said
" I can't forget the time I held her hand ~~"

....maybe

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>"English learned Is" ....sucked (?)
You brought me a new confusing sentence to me but thank you so much.
"Learning English is still sucks for me" is right?

>I've never forgot
learn your verbs

I've learned
forget- forgot - forgotten
or
forget - forgot - forgot

a!

I should have said
"I've still remembered the time I posted "yeah, I can't forget the time I shook hands with ~~ ""

w-wait, are you that French man? It was my first time I posted on 4.

English is so fucking easy. It has like 3 rules total:
>Normal sentence structure
Subject + verb + randomly put words for the rest of message. Example:
I want tasty hamburger fast.
I want fast tasty hamburger.
I want hamburger tasty fast.
>negative
Just slap universal english word on 2nd place DO + NOT
I do not want fast hamburger tasty.
>question structure
Just slap universal english word on begining of the sentence: DO
Do i want fast tasty hamburger?

Boom, congratulations, now you can speak fluently english in present simple which covers like 90% topics you want to talk about.

When you want to speak in past about japan crime, you need to slap ED on the end of the verb and learn 99 irregular verbs forms. OR you can talk like this (which is still legal english, you will just sound like a book to englotards)
>regular past
Japan did commit many crime wars.
Japan commited wars many crimes.
>question past
Did Japan commit many war crimes?
>negative (just slap NOT after did)
Japan did not commit crimes.
(or slap advanced NO to the rest of message, never use more than one negative in sentence)
Japan did during war no crimes.

>future
Same as above, just instead of word DO use word WILL
Will japan commit war crimes against koreans?
I will tell about war crimes.
I will not order tasty hamburger fast!

Congrats, now you can talk english on level B2 :-D

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Well done, sir.

really? I thought jews are good in english generally. you know, knowing english is good thing to do gesheft.

I will never forget or I can't forget.

aww those little precise flicks on your letters are cute
also alot isn't a word and you should leave more space in between the a and l

HS level English here is really really easy, I passed with nearly a 100 and all my English is from being on the internet.
My English isn't that good either because I forget words or phrase my sentences badly and people can't figure out what I meant.

You will never learn English and come to America to teach Japanese, Mr. Takeshi

Do you even know the difference between ate and eaten? God you're pathetic.

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>I want hamburger tasty fast.
But it's obvious that's wrong word order of sentence. Adjective always is before noun that adjective describes.

what the frick is this

let me try to solve this mysterious rebus.
ate is past form of verb eat and eaten is past participle of it. first means act, second means state of some object.

Hm, i thought education of Israel is kinda top level.
Kinda jews are so smart.

>randomly put words for the rest of message
You didn't use articles at all either.

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Excuse me mi amigo, did you use either as also? english words have so many meanings.

do you not feel fulfilled teaching english in Japan?

Ive been reading byron and pope. I think my English surpasses 99% of Jow Forums brits.

It need to take time to understand ;-;
>I want tasty hamburger fast.
It's already killed me... "I want A tasty hamburger fast" I thought it's countable noun but now I understand.

muuu (-᷅_-᷄ )
I didn't want you to bring some pol stuff in this thread, but
>Japan did commit many crime wars.
can emphasize
>Japan commited wars many crimes.
sentence by "did + commit", right?

And I'm trying to see yours more now.

Please tell me the true meaning of that meme. I'm dommy

i'm never sure which article i should use, definite or indefinite one so usually i don't put it into sentence.

look closely at a sentence in the pic

Anyone need help I'm here.

Help me return Chervona Rus to Ukraine please.

> fulfilled teaching english
You should learn what "learn" means in your language.

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Fishes should only be used when you are referring to multiple types of fish. If you want to simply say there are multiple you use fish.

kys tranny

I love you now.

English: modern abridged internet version.

>adjectives always before noun
Not necessarily. But yeah.

>articles
Articles are useless, they dont add any extra meaning and average english speaker (including usa) doesnt use them anyway.

>A tasty hamburger
Believe me japanon, bothering with
>the
>a
>some
>any
>an
And similiar is waste of time. You can safely ignore these and the meaning of the sentence will remain the same.

>did + commit
Well commit is default verb. So if you want past tense, you either slap ED on the end
>commitED
Or you can avoid all irregular verbs by using old school past tense english
>did commit

For example eat is irregular verb like this troll said. You need to remember
eat - ate - eaten
I eat hamburger. (present)
I ate hamburger yesterday. (past)
I have eaten hamburger before. (past, experience)

Or you can avoid this bullshit alltogether and just say
I did eat hamburger yesterday.
:-) way easier than learning all the irregular verbs.

Here is a bonus english thing. When you want to say that something is happening RIGHT NOW, you dont say
I wash my hands.
That sentence says that its your custom. Instead you say
I am washing my hands.
This means that you are doing X right as you are saying it or very close to it.
>they are robbing the bank! Call the police!

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彼はあなたが学問しなせんと言っています。あなたが西洋人と思ういます。

Sorry my Japanese is not good.

Cute thread, I want to speak english pals, help me please

Wait.
I need more students who sit down the seat next to me and talking
"...y-year English is a little bit difficult..hehe"
"w^well, let's learn it together."
"yes, we have many wonderful teachers over the world (4 ch)"

Average person sucks.
I know of Israelis that just add "tation" to words in Hebrew when talking in English with actual tourists because they're retarded

I know they always said " Takeshi, hu~" " hey Ken" to me tomorrow but thanks.

your should be "for your" (just saying "for breakfast" also works)
and i had a banana

For breakfast. It's implied that the breakfast is yours, you need the preposition to link it as well.

I still remember, because you still do to this day.

I've remembered, you remembered just a moment ago.

I've remember doesn't exist.

I had remembered, The remembering was done a long time ago and finished.

uuuhhhh..... post in japanese please.

Just shitpost a lot on Jow Forums and YT, read translated manga/comic books, watch anglo shows and VC with retards on discord, that's how I learnt it for the most part

Thank you so much, but I wanna forget it...

I'm with you.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me prov'd,
I never writ, nor no man ever lov'd.

I feel you Japan

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Ask an italian anything

Perchè fai schifo?

Are you have yes, penis?

Dimmelo tu
Yes i do have a penis but my body is on the twink side

ok, I remember

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I not did mean I gay way. Gay is I am not gay.

R00d. Respect japanese bro

i have a pen
but i dont have an apple
see you

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thanks!
I was reading your post and I did understand it.
ls it ok? (I did get it maybe 50%))))

I'm going bed.
I know it's 100 % correct because I learned this sentence.

zzz

Actually it's "I'm going to bed"

I-I'm going to bed...

What about pineapple

have a good sleep

that book is actually impossible to read

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hello
i like girls more than pineapples

This thread is always bustling at first but people will soon disappear

Happy new era

ananas

I love you and your broken English. Keep trying and never give up!
Also what are your thoughts on Japan's newly-crowned Emperor?

maybe people don't use articles in online messages but if you spoke to someone without using articles in real life they'd probably think that you were disabled.

Not him but yes

Jow Forums isn't really a place for people who are shit at english, most non-proficient speakers stay in their own generals

I worry that our empress has a weak constitution

I agree
I also want to be able to talk with everyone in threads other than general