Jow Forums I have an announcement to make

>Jow Forums I have an announcement to make....

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*cross arms and stands quietly next to empty chair, with half closed eyes but still paying attention*

>Those pant

Did you know that Thanos dies?

DONT SAY IT

Hold on let me do this ritual thing first

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*ahem*
FUCK

>*bows down 25 times*
>*oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo yayayayayaya*

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Spoon feed me, why am i seeing the emperor of japan everywhere now

BENIS :D
That is all.

*closes eyes entirely, sharpening my eardrums almost like an habit that is tied to my reflexes after much practice*

it's the start of the new japanese era tomorrow I think

Why doesn't he wear some rad kimono?

>*tingtingtingtingtingtingtingting*
>*ojamaojamaojamaojamaojama*
>*waves leaves around*

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Old guy is abdicating in favor of his son. It's not something that's happened in a long time (though it used to be common)

Thanks

>*finishes rituals*


>"oh yes were was I? Me and the wife has decided to retire so I can use Japanese Shinto magic to make my wife 38 years younger and me a dashing young stud so I can rail her senseless while I Korean girls from Seoul and Pyongyang service me and take care of my needs.Say Hi to the camera Michiko and do the double peace sign like I told you"

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Fuck niggers

>"Lastly before I end my speech I want to say....."

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BASED

>FUCK KOREANS
>FUCK CHINA
>FUCK ANIME
>FUCK YOUR 2D WIFE
>AND LASTLY
>FUCK YOU
>AKIHITO OUT!
>*drops mic*

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*leaves the room without making a fuss*
this SUCKED

weak

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>"also before I leave this auditorium....."
>"dûbs and the queen dies"
>"rõlls and George replaces her"