>Jow Forums I have an announcement to make....
Jow Forums I have an announcement to make
*cross arms and stands quietly next to empty chair, with half closed eyes but still paying attention*
>Those pant
Did you know that Thanos dies?
DONT SAY IT
Hold on let me do this ritual thing first
*ahem*
FUCK
>*bows down 25 times*
>*oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo yayayayayaya*
Spoon feed me, why am i seeing the emperor of japan everywhere now
BENIS :D
That is all.
*closes eyes entirely, sharpening my eardrums almost like an habit that is tied to my reflexes after much practice*
it's the start of the new japanese era tomorrow I think
Why doesn't he wear some rad kimono?
>*tingtingtingtingtingtingtingting*
>*ojamaojamaojamaojamaojama*
>*waves leaves around*
Old guy is abdicating in favor of his son. It's not something that's happened in a long time (though it used to be common)
Thanks
>*finishes rituals*
>"oh yes were was I? Me and the wife has decided to retire so I can use Japanese Shinto magic to make my wife 38 years younger and me a dashing young stud so I can rail her senseless while I Korean girls from Seoul and Pyongyang service me and take care of my needs.Say Hi to the camera Michiko and do the double peace sign like I told you"
Fuck niggers
>"Lastly before I end my speech I want to say....."
BASED
>FUCK KOREANS
>FUCK CHINA
>FUCK ANIME
>FUCK YOUR 2D WIFE
>AND LASTLY
>FUCK YOU
>AKIHITO OUT!
>*drops mic*
*leaves the room without making a fuss*
this SUCKED
weak
>"also before I leave this auditorium....."
>"dûbs and the queen dies"
>"rõlls and George replaces her"