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Heaven on earth lads you arent actually the kind of freaks to hide posts are you?
Do you rip out the page when you get to a boring bit in a book?

#GAPEYOURASS

No you stick it out and read it cos sticking it out is what good waffles do

#GAPEYOURASS

£18

Rorkes got a gun and leftypol doesn't have one because he believes only the police should carry guns. Reckon Leftypol is done for

Fuck are you going on about? Worse than the mobike spacker

would get a haircut every week if I had the money

what's the girl called

For me, it's deadpan humour that relies on people knowing that you do in fact understand but are purposefully acting ignorant/contentious
makes it hard for people to "get it" at first but you gotta do you innit

going to get paid ~100 pounds for posting on my phone and eating a sandwich while having a little walk today

i cant read

Paid 16 quid for a haircut at Fellas in Canterbury once
dogshit

dont know im not a sadcase

Need death.

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Mobike grrrrrr

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I have to space my posts out apparently or little niggy will cry and hide them

But my gosh, don't you just know it.

mum's giving me an earful about my future again
need her out of business

That's not a bike, that's a tricycle

I call them trikes

no, she's just a mental case
she talked of cutting earlier

hello officer

that's a big trikes from me

disarm the police

youtube.com/watch?v=J8z1ImVjP90
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chuuuuuuun

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Gonna be cashing in a scratchy bonanza today lads! waheeeeeeeey

True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

Sniffed and wanked into the underwear of every woman I've ever lived with and done it to many others as well.
Try and stop me.

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hello
hope you weren’t thinking about dissing niggers or pakis you little scrote

quite disgusting t.bh

Eleni

Might call someone a black bastard later

*ahem*
FUCK JEWS
FUCK NEGROS
FUCK PAKIS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK JAPS
FUCK WOMEN

youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
anyone remember this

Stop invincible son

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My friends and I once threw an old bike with one wheel we found into my town's river when drunk. It was pretty cool. It went splash when it hit the water's surface.

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Never even seen a bike before don't care fuck off

Wanked into a mates mums sock once, was premium shit as far as wanks go.

As many young men find themselves the urge to please themselves, I too had found enjoyment in this. I had masturbated in the shower almost every time I took one. It became just a part of my routine: soap, shampoo, masturbate. I did this for about three years. I had never noticed any real drainage problems from built up semen or anything until today. I was taking a shower and found myself standing in still water after I’m done. I decide to wait until it drains then after the water is gone, I unscrewed the drain cover and behold, a solid block of hair and mystery substances all held together with my very own semen glue.

I instantly winced at the site. The smell that found itself protruding out was the most unbearable smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. I almost threw up. There was a small gap on the side that water must’ve seeped through to drain which would likely close up soon. I decide I must take care of this before someone else tries to take a shower and discovers my masterpiece. I grab a fork, because that was the best tool I could think of at the moment, and try to scoop the sludge out. Instead, the cheap fork I had chosen almost bends and I learned that wasn’t going to work. I needed an upgrade so I grabbed a hammer and chisel and started going at it. I also took a drill with the largest bit I had and drilled holes through the gloop so that I could break it easier. I told my family that I was just fixing the towel bar because I pulled it out of the wall to avoid any suspicions about the clatter. I work at clearing this out for about an hour. Half way through my body gave in and I heave up my dinner all over the shower so I had to clean that too.

1/2

if you read books, even a little, you wouldn't be as racist as you are now

that’s it you cheeky cunt you’re nicked
you might get a reduced sentence for that “fuck white people” but i doubt it

me and my mates once fished a bike out of a canal when we were pissed. fucking legends we were

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2/2
I clear the solid just to find a new layer which is less of a solid and more of a sticky layer of the same things. Close to peanut butter. I scoop this out and then I regurgitate whatever was left in my body. After again cleaning this vomit, I discover the final layer which consists of a chunky, gray soup with hair, semen, and now my new addition of vomit at the bottom but out of reach. There was no way I was going to be able to clean this so my work would have to suffice. I put all the substance in a plastic bag to throw away. The bag must’ve weighed over five pounds. I put the cover back on and went downstairs to throw the bag away outside which is when I noticed the smell. That putrid stench had carried itself all over the house and was noticed by my mother. I told her that I had also noticed the drain was “a little clogged” so I cleared it up. She decided she’ll buy some drain cleaner tomorrow to use. I then spent the next half hour deodorizing the house with a whole can of Febreeze. I am now sitting here typing this, partially scarred and now knowing that I will be sure to tell my future kids not to jack off in the shower or else they will have to deal with the infamous gray sludge.

Hid this post instantly as anything over three lines gives me a migraine sorry

i read hentai comics does that count

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

What about Polynesians or Latin Americans?

Don't think of Australia as a place with rivers, mad stuff

was laying in bed last night just wishing I passed peacefully in my sleep

Some facts about suicide bombs:

In 1976, no suicide bombs exploded anywhere in the world.

40 years later in 2016, 469 strikes were launched in 28 countries.

40% of all people killed by suicide bombs in history have died in the last five years.

Last. Five. Years.

Why?

literally memeing in action

no I mean real books

youtube.com/watch?v=suG0hURcsqo&t=3169s#
4th song

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Books that debunk racism aren't real books

muslim incels

based and havoc pilled
sometimes just punch people when im drunk because i feel like it

Bet the cunt defending the trashing of mobikes goes up to people when they drop cigarette butts on the ground or when they litter and tells them to pick it up, sad really
Not your job to police mobikes mate, don't know why you're still so worked up about it

Plenty of rivers around. They're not always particularly full of water though. In summer there are quite a few tiger snakes around my river, you need to stay away from the tall grass and watch your steps. They're alright fellas but you might die if one bites you so you've just gotta be aware.

hello molière didn’t know we had an eminent authority on books amongst us

wrong

Can't support that. You might accidentally kill someone some day or turn them into a disabled davey.

Boobies

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*blocks your path*

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are you saying people shouldn't care about how others treat the shared environment, or just that they shouldn't say anything about it? You sound like a coward tbqh

capitalism causes suicide
islam cause suicide bombers

a lot of suicidal people convinced to become suicide bombers

the incel shooter is the western suicide bomber

off to aus you lot coming?

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Can also trust India to know about the bobs and vagene.

Talked very autistic ally on phone to the insurance guy. My ancestors must be embarrassed

Is it your job to police the environment? Not really

I don't care about nuffink so i'm the winner me. No i swear i've not been demoralised into nihilistic self destruction of myself and my environment by modern existence. I'm just a proper lad is all

blog on

would be funny that
>disabled dabey
whats that?

>lévi
mmmm

its called civic virtue you thick cunt. It's why some countries are nicer than others.

I'm a believer of know your enemy

>teehee i like human mammary glands btw :v

well imagine if you took someone called dave and made them disabled

I'll pop over one day, show me around when I do yeah

historically bluepilled and quintessentially bent
you cant escape nihilism in 2019 even if you think you have, prove me wrong desu. it permeates every fibre of your being because you are living in 2019, just knowing nihilism might be bad isn't enough

Is it your job to police the environment? Simple question really

correct he's a rich urban Jew

Bizarre post.

This.. this is what I voted for :']

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rorke is mentally ill

i can rage against it even if you think i'm unsuccessful you fucking small souled bugman. The mere act of attempting resistance proves you have overcome nihilism jizz for brains

>Ahmed Shalabi
has nothing to do with anyone British then, no idea why this is even news

If we want it to be, yes.

would see somebody thieving, setting a fire, breaking and entering and just walk by as it's 'not your job'? Gutless little gimp

how is me throwing a mobike into a river with my mates even remotely nihlist anyway