/brit/
early cunt
Way too early mate
For me, it's haribo apple rings.
HEHEHEHEHE LE FUNNY BIKE XDD
grow up
may need to inform the janitorial staff
for me it's a ripe arse ring
fuck me going to the shop to see if i can find some as soon as i’m back from toil
snitches get stitches, Bruce
Do you know how much of a puff you sound? You're comparing an old granny getting jumped to a bike getting lobbed into a river, get a fucking grip
somebody call the nigga whose problem it actually is lmfao bro
are you still talking about the fucking bikes?
please for the love of god stop banging on about bikes
business idea: write the janny a script to detect active /brit/ threads not yet passed page 8 and automatically delete any new
Did somebody mention Apple flavoured sweets?
I sometimes pose like a girl when I'm naked in front of the mirror, not gay or anything.
*throws a mobike into the tyne*
That was downright immature. I'm NOT laughing.
i sometimes wee like a girl for a treat
Good taste
the bike in the tyne is all mine all mine
>puff
>not the ones with sweet creamy stuff in the middle
disgusting little toad
was in the shop the other day piling booze, energy drinks, and fruit chews on the counter and some bald middle aged freak in gym attire waiting in line gave me a truly filthy look
the kind of look where it made me automatically do a double take at his expression surprised it wasnt the usual blank face npc stare
tbf it was about 8 in the morning
Yeah tangling some cunt's bike in the witches hat at the playground was the patrician's choice
What is your physiological height?
.3cm taller than you sorry
Not the apple flavored ones, the blue ones (I guess raspberry) were the best. Sadly I couldn't find them anywhere but the cinema.
I'm whizzing around at 18 miles a second lads
Thoughts on big nigs and nigwigs?
Hard to find anyone who doesn't have a screw on a Tuesday morning, I usually take a good hour or 2 to break out of it x
don’t like putting my phone in my shirt pocket because it rubs uncomfortably against my nipple
i identify as 6'2
I tutted loudly at a fat lad's shopping basket once - filled to the brim with crisps and pies - and he went red and hung his head.
a load of dindus and wewuzzers
So he dies of a heart attack and you die of liver failure, who's special in this scenario?
normies babbling on about superheroes or something
utter freaks
Reserved a spot in Saino's cafe lads
>Utter freaks
I think that's why they turn to crime fighting, it's a way to cope with no longer being completely human.
You, for thinking doing exercise contributes to heart attacks.
business idea: jews, but that they aren't evil
Would you honestly try and stop someone if there were about to throw a mobike in the river, be honest
>when the Tinder date goes VERY wrong
Ho ho, so no one middle aged has ever died of a heart attack after heavy exercise?
Okay mate *rolls eyes*
Shook hands with an old lady today and hand still smells of old lady
Reserved a table for 7pm at Gregg's tonight with the missus.
FOB
No because I'm a coward and desu if someone is anti-social enough to be dumping a mobike in the Tyne, they're probably also anti-social enough to dump a knife in my chest.
get a tub of these (1.4kg) for the price of just $17 from the local wholesaler, close to a kilo of sugar alone
order one every two weeks
government needs to step up and do something
stop being so judgemental
Oh yeah, good point mate.
*Walks away to find literally anyone else to talk to*
corrr you lads watched the last game of thrones episode??
Not all mobike lobbers are black x
stinky poo poo in my bum bum
I like how they've just had to print those signs off for some cunt calling ahead to SAINSBURY'S for a table.
What a world.
Yeah it's right in her cunt
Me and my mates wouldnt hurt a fly, we're not anti social either it was just banter ffs why can't you understand this
Holy
Fucking
PENG
>wouldnt hurt a fly
just frogs and fish directly and everything else indirectly
could be for a corporate lunch or something
the government should provide incentives for women to become my gf
thinking about switching my current account
my current bank does nothing for me and the local branch just closed down and is now a vacant spot available to rent. That was the only thing it had going for it - the ease of depositing money. Meanwhile Natwest are offering £175 to switch.
quite the shrewd financier, me
*slaps your fat belly and watches in amazement as the waves ripple accross your entire girth*
Lads.
get tae fuck ya wee roaster
Haha you think theres frog and fish in the tyne river? good one
End of the day nobody got hurt and we don't do it regularly, end of discussion.
Imagine being gay enough to prioritise a frogs life over some good ol' fashioned banter wit de lads
Oh no! You're all burnt...
Here, let me help
*massages breasts with aloe gel*
wanky willoids
175 quid that's a good bit a scratch
>we don't do it regularly
Jesus fucking Christ, I literally despair. You do this more than once?
Wish Aunty Val was my Aunty
Fucking freak
Tall bike syndrome innit. Sorry pal, that bike represents something I don't know so I'm going to throw this gay bike in the river to make it unusable for everyone
It's very much like the nigger problem when you think about it
Povvos must be turned into fish food
aye it was shite
Okay mate *rolls eyes*
84kg at the napoleonic stature of 5'7, me
it's not my fault the government refuses to curb exploitative business practices
would happily and personally execute anyone typing English in an accent like this
more of a , meself
god i hated shit like this as a kid
not according to the guardian
>english
*scots
>Sweets
This isn't fucking English lit pal, if anything the bike represents class divide and our heroic act of dumping them into the river was sticking it to the man
I have a plump 7” cock that thirsts for mature pussy
Wat do
none of my mates find vandalism funny because they're all white
imagine eating an entire pack of these, your head would explode
pussy
yeah I'm definitely reading that novel of a reddit post
This, but unironically
Same for graffiti or street "art"
Maybe its fine if you're 12
'member nerds
'member dweebs
'member panda pops
'member space raiders
'member dandelion and burdock
'member sherbert dips
Either way, only found in corner shops and obtainable by shoplifting.
Incidentally, used to have a mate at school who was nicking multi-packs of chewing gum from Woolworths to sell at school, then I wound him up about how he is partially responsible for them going out of business. Used to get really flustered and it was really funny.
should've grassed him out
read the comments
>and it was really funny
Haha I'm fucking laughing at this lads isnt it funny
didn't eat sweets when i was a child because my parents didn't let me grow up in poverty
jannyyyyy
comments are not written by experts. shan't waste my time on them
What happened to them?