>YAY! MOMMY’S HOME! YIPPEE!!
YAY! MOMMY’S HOME! YIPPEE!!
Dominic Murphy
Logan Fisher
>MOMMY!? DID YOU BROUGHT ME THE NEW TOY I WANTED LIKE YOU PROMISED??
Jose Ortiz
>mom the kids in school make fun of me, I'm thinking of killing myself, is that the right choice?
Michael Hill
>Mommy, I just beat the fuck out of the kid that was bullying me and knockedhim out like you saib but got suspended for a week :(
>this is not fair!
Noah Smith
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A BATH, MOMMY
James King
>I do not want to go to school today mom
Oliver Baker
>stop calling me mom, I'm playing dota and snorting coke, I'll call you tomorrow
William Gutierrez
>googoo gaga ableeeeughhh
Liam Richardson
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>I WAN MILKIEEEEEEEEEES
Sebastian Robinson
Unironically really happy when my mom comes home as she usually has shopped for food so i dont have to go to the store
Ethan Thompson
>Mom, you can't pause Dota. Please ask another person to help you close your bra
John Ward
>Unironically really happy when my mom comes home as she usually has shopped for food so i dont have to go to the store
Robert King
but you can pause dota fucking retard
Brandon Mitchell
yes but I don't want mommy to know that, dum-dum
Nicholas Gonzalez
based
Josiah Sanchez
>No mom, I'm occupied doing very important homework, I can't help you washing the dishes right now sorry
>*continues playing Minecraft*
Camden Hughes
>I can't pause the game mommy, no I can't help
Jaxon White
>mommy where is daddy
>why are you crying mom
>what is an uhvaire mommy???
Owen Williams
>I don't want to eat your cooking bitch. Go and buy me a happy meal from McDonalds you fucking whore!
Grayson Howard
Mom bought me ssd for my laptop. Thanks mom.
William Howard
>FUCK YOU, MOM. I HATE YOU. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!