/brit/

i eat something

soundgasm.net/u/nightfawn/Goblin-and-Orc-Prostitutes-Fuck-A-Human-Adventurer-1

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>I discuss politics on the internet because I can't get a gf
grim grim grim

TOT 2-1 BAR

No you don't
Be quiet

Sorry boys, but I'd rather hot showers, electric, heating, supermarkets, ovens, microwaves, fridges, other electrical appliances over your traditional lifestyle any other day.

Going "traditionalist" aka you're just a spoilt twat with a silver spoon up your arse

III at 27
starting losing my hair at 17 and thought I'd be completely bald by now so I've come to terms with it

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unironically my hometown, i have probably driven on that road

I was working on the mainline all my lifelong day

>traditionalism means you have to live in the forest
tismo was right, literal teenage-level understanding of the term
bet you heard it from some soy twats using it as an insult

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I'm similar, maybe a little less severe, also at 27
more grey than brown already though

napalm electrics petro-chemical erection

i hate trannies

good for you that traditionalism doesn’t conflict with anything you said

fishfingers for tea
yum yum

live and let live, brother

Well fucking done yank you fucking killed the thread congratulations

me too

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go dilate

which town lad

>hot showers, electric, heating,
Can have all these things in a cabin off the grid you dunce. Can even have a vehicle to drive to a supermarket, you don't have to entirely turn your back on the modern world if you want out.

These days the housing market is so dire that to buy a home and not create your own in a setting you can feel the most at ease in is to only contribute to the problem.

the only way to stop male pattern baldness is to start hrt before you begin balding

Imagine thinking you have to live in a mud hut if you chose to build with traditional methods. Humans lived in all sorts of constructs prior to bricks and concrete you fucking spazms

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you are talking about traditionalist conservatism dumb arse

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flatmate still hasn't paid me rent lads

I think you protest a little too much.

that golfball?
i'm sucking it

doth protest too much actually

wouldn't mind a passing tranny gf(male) but they seem hung up on this idea that ''chasers'' are bad

today dave's got a problem with... *spins the wheel*... mud huts!

>He isn't a neo-luddite

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beggars don't have a lot of options though

>uses glasses
>reads papers utilising automated printing press

I would if they werent trying to corrupt children

cannot tell you lads how good it feels to have farts well up and to only feel the heat of the coming brap rather than the vicious bite of pileberg's lieutenant

want a dumb buck-toothed giraffe necked passive aggressive cunt with an asymmetrical face for a gf

its only bad if youre obsessed with the dick and want to get fucked in the ass

umm tea rorke

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>mobike shills shitting up /brit/ again

bored of this shit, mods need to step in

Leftypol thinks he's better than this lads. He's thinks this is below him! Fucking hell the state of Leftypol

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no, but even if I were thats not some sort of luddite existence

you better not be a taig.

dont meant to alarm you lot but there are three (3) yank redditflaggers in here atm

i've shagged a lot of asians but i don't have an "asian fetish"

On the precipice of a nap

I am a proud Gaelic man you cowardly proxyfag

Yeah why on earth do they dislike the one people that sexualised them??

i am a proud man

*alarms you*

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lancaster

alright dave just pack it the FUCK in right fucking now

problematic

needs to be racially replaced

Hope to meet the Oxford bender at the urinal one day

would look good with a copy of the FT

anyone heard from ribena lately btw

whaty u on about lol

kannscht du Micke fange?

me earbuds make me ear distend like a fanny

Pakis don't come in tins they come in banana boats

we need more immigration

yeah was mocking his nose and chin and beady eyes this morning and he said he was dropping £20,000 on surgery

Forget it Deano.... It's Mobike town

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... from northern europe!

no from the global south

want a danish gf me

where'd he get £20k from?

you cant say that

>9:10 am
>Item out for delivery

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somebody just lobbed a mobike over my garden fence again

why are backs so itchy?

kanscht du Fuck off?

shut the fuck up virgin

got bare savings from work as he doesnt pay rent to dadberg
resells all his games like a paki
doesnt have any running expenses other than shit clothes, various medical procedures, and harebrained schemes to buy friends on Jow Forums

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cataloging my poos

word to the wise, playa
you don't have to attend every argument you're invited to

Just saw a pair of rather sad sods picking up a mobike that had been dumped about 20 miles out of the city.

is this catyank?

never invited to arguments, me, as im known to win any i take part in

what's going to become of him

tis twatyank

where's that stock image spammer?
thought it was a funny gimmick

made a new website lads :-)

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have sex
Your move, champ.

Just saw a Deano nihilisticly watching a pair of passionate thoughtful blokes who were picking up a Mobike that had bee dropped about 5 miles out of the city.