/brit/

If someone who is ethnically English but grew up in America, would their accent be American or English?

finna do a bumwank

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I am so drunk ama

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This American is a right try hard little miscreant isn't he?

are you trying to say that older people are chads or what?

myself? @wanadoo.fr

tonight, gehrman joins the hunt

ditflags are literally 50% of the iq of /brit/

Riding a mobike

how long is a piece of string?

omg this is even funnier now it's been post 100 times, the first 99 times I thought maybe it's a little over the top but this 100th post has really made it work for me

hello @live virginoid

didn't know they had beer in iceland
thought that was just a british thing

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prefer misatowa

>the chip on your shoulder required to write this

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do brits really floss with their pubic hair?

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i actually have multiple
@hotmail
@msn
@live
and so on lol

wag1

hotmail was the standard though, live was less common

Anyone got any other job suggestions like that chap who suggested the coast guards? want an outdoorsy active job please

Now you know
Nice

>Start new job a few weeks ago
>First week or two qt girl who is seemingly shy in the next office along
>One day I'm trying to work the printer and she comes up, waiting
>Apologise as I'm trying to figure it out
>She offers to help me even though it turns out she doesn't know how to work it either
>Tell her no problem and thank you and awkwardly run off to
>Since then I've not noticed her look at me as she walks past
>That said I only momentarily glance at her to avoid her thinking I'm a creep
>She'll probably think I'm not interested even if she is still interested in me, if she ever was

I'm such an autist with women. Give me tips /brit/

BOOVIES AND BELLY

need to be absorbed into this creatures anus like a reverse shit

Corrrrr

do brits really drink tea?

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Bee Inspector. It's a seasonal job with the environment agency.

blog on

got an ed ache
wheres he gone

Game guard

Still got lower back pain lads

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Corrrrrrrrrrrrr

female bee-hind inspector, me
*nudges you softly in the ribs*

Do we even have a coast guard? Thought it was just life boats (mainly volunteers) and RAF search and rescue, recently outsourced to a yank firm

do brits really fuck their grandfather ?

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>Give me tips /brit/
Tip number 1: Don't ask /brit/ for advice.

>give me tips
try talking to her
come back once you've completed your assignment

*starts attacking you*

emmett is a fat virgin
pass it on

You want a tip eh?
*puts my bellend in your mouth*
how's about that for a tip

The Royal Navy guards the coast doesn't it? It'd be silly for it to guard the middle bit.

*collapses on the floor sobbing*

>all these boomers still using outlook
Use Gmail if you're not a boomer.

emmett is based

Are you a crow?

putter

For me it's @btinternet.com

I have like 8 different emails
Ashamed to say it!

What was people's problem with True Detective Season 3?

Saw it on the plane and it was genuinely entertaining. Didn't like that it implicitly rejected pizzagate style theories wholesale

ask catyank

Shite crack really

have you tried talking to her you fucking mongoloid

so which are you

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nonce-like behaviour
will not reflect well on your social credit score

told a customer at work today I’ll call him back tomorrow at 12
when in actual fact I have absolutely no intention of doing so

shut the fuck up you load of black fucking bastards

>What was people's problem with True Detective Season 3?
fair, you've asked question.
>Saw it on the plane and it was genuinely entertaining. Didn't like that it implicitly rejected pizzagate style theories wholesale
no one asked for your opinion: blog the fuck on

For me it's 'hello@[my-name].com'

It's a flex

slim jim of course

ending didnt live up the expectation
good, except for the last episode

slim jim

Shredded pete, the chicas love it

>plane
Havent been on one since 2012

slim jim but with the hips of dadbod dean

Blog on brothers, blog the fuck on

but people are going to think you're a virgin programmer freak

don't have an english name so none of those

hahahgahaha

>Thought it was just life boats (mainly volunteers)

Entirely volunteers and they get no government funding so you should donate now.

Or that's what they tell you, they get millions every year from people's wills, more than some fire services

shall be sending an email to all brit posters regarding the "poo" and "willy" questions
check your inboxes

average joe

youtube.com/watch?v=v3H3lKt5_BM

alri greta thought u were swedish love

got the arms of hulky harry but the arms of slim jim

Yeah but why leave iceland? Seems pretty peng

the virgin @hotmail.co.uk
vs
the chad @hotmail.com

have heard rumours that there is a poster in this general that is going to start posting in third person to avoid being told to blog on

That doesn't even make any sense

youtube.com/watch?v=_yKEou2tt1A
doing a listen

i do part time grounds maintenance in the summer for a golf course/country club, it's great

Yes I looked through their annual report a few months ago for some reason, they're doing quite alright it seems

>not using gmail
virgin freak-o-meter is going off the charts

been done before
pet rock etc

Yeah hahah never left iceland haha

the word on the streets is that ted is drinking black tea out of a paper cup

how would one categorise this

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blogging about a third person is still blogging. one would have to ask a question then reply to it pretending not to have asked the question to hide the blogging.

yank freak