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>Game Of Thrones: The Battle Of Winterfell breaks series record with 17.8 million viewers... but epic episode is LOWEST ranked since season five

have sex

I’ve made a shambles of you more than once you Scottish wretch

I’m better read and have a greater intellectual capacity than you

have shagged slags with tight fannies and virgins with looser fannies
have it and you'll see

don't do what britain did and import loads of pakis

wasn't always that way. Poor people of all colours lost their dignity when they game up the family and threw their lot in with the state welfare

agreed don't let them bullshit you into thinking economic growth is worth dick all when you have to swim in a sea of browns all day

more of a shadman fella desu

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girl with a boyfriend is talking to me about her arse again

I agree with the other user. Theres about 4-5 Irish posters and we are very cultured, funny, intelligent and worldly. We dont lose aeguments.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Creek_Station
doing a read
>Anna Creek Station has an area of 23,677 square kilometres (9,142 sq mi) which is slightly larger than Israel.
phwoar

Fucking kill yourself, you tedious sack of shit.

grim grim grim

You Irish are good verbal jousters, but I am yet to find a match of my verbal jousting capabilities

We don’t lose arguments, we provoke insightful debate and when our opponents attempt an intellectual riposte we refute them with philosophical vigour and sound metaphysical constructs.

>Fucking
do it

How many Wales's is that?

name 1 (one) thing wrong with shadman
protip: you can't

GoT soyposting is for only
have sex

how many football pitches is that?

meh, you're no aussies

the dream

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fuck up mboko

I have jousted with thee,
Amidst that battle of minds
I have cracked the plate
Of your intellectual sophistry.
Penetrated the recesses
Of your facile aphorism.

>working in HR
>look at CV
>See something like [email protected]
>immediately trash it

stop saying 'have sex' when over 50% of your posts emit a virgin aroma

sunderland

he is a paedo

hey isn't that that abbo place where they stuck all the dry abbos?

yeah, what was up with that?

*walks in /brit/ with my armani tracksuit on*

that's 2 wanks for today

Fucking innocent bastard of a charger won't charge the phone.

stop analysing my replies you fucking freak
also have sex

HR people should be quartered in public

no, he's right though, have sex

Love slags

have shagged more birds than you've put had hot dinners put together

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just have sex and there wouldn't be a problem

beginning to think "have sex" has run its course and should be retired

Anyone was about for that Swedish flag having an absolute mental aberration about his supposed gf cucking him last night?
Still cant decide if it was advanced fantasyposting or legitimate.

have you ever done a poo so big you had a cheeky anal bleed?

Do you know meeeeeeee

ha
a

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He was having a depersonalised episode, I shit you not

yeah
many times in fact

ate too much choccy

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Posted in the old thread like a massive mug

nah my arse is well used for larger objects

>than you've put had hot dinners put

...I doubt it

>its all gone, i have nothing

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I FUCKING LOVE BEER LADS FUCKING LOVE IIIIIIIT

*boxes your kidneys*

yeah, those are the ones that leave you feeling empty after you pass them

was it the same swede who was nonceposting a few days ago and was defending amer hussein of rochdale

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thought that was a dusty radiator grill

Bet you thought someone would reply to you with "have sex", didn't you? Well guess what? Ain't gonna give it.

Behold the ketty banger

youtu.be/nN3Le97iZWE

Are you okay if your gf/bf texts to your friend? They didn’t know each other before we start dating....

just emulate them? doesnt seem like a problem to me

You can get free cryptocurrency when you sign upto blockchain. Some shite called XLM. It equates to about 40 quid.

John Lewis haha

>Cumbric
>Cornish
>Irish
>Scottish Highlanders
Gone. How did Welsh prevail, while the others did not?

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yea
eat more fibre and they'll be flying out

because its fucking stupid. Like a bad action flick

if you actually worked in HR you'd know that someone having Man Utd in their email means there is a very high chance they are brown and likely to meet your employer-enforced ethnicity quota

at the very least they'd probably get a call up for a phone interview and then if you hear that pakistani-accent coming down the line you know you're on to a winner

what kind of texts

Welsh weren’t subject to the same war, famine and systematic emigration that the Irish were.

screaming
stupid fucking soychild having fucking hobbies what a fucking NERD

Dave caught in the area with matches and petrol

i'm a spurs fan but i want ajax to win tonight honestly, and go all the way and win the CL

wouldn't be an issue if he had a bespoke insurance policy to cover his items in an event such as this

t. insurance lad

Whats your favourite beer lads? For me it's probably Hobgoblin served ice cold but i'll drink anything you put in front of me!

I would spin her jaw for that.

feel like i'm being exluded from the so-called friend group. not sure why I bother trying to get people to like me.

>Hobgoblin served ice cold
This is bait

blog on

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He doesn’t know it but it’s the best thing that could have happened to him and a literal divine intervention.

Tell me Clarice, what is it like? To have friends?

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for me it's la trappe (tripel)

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*plonks down a dirty pint*
get supping then, champ

>Jeremy Corbyn endorsed book about Jews controlling banks and the press.

>Jeremy Corbyn wrote the foreword to a book which argued that banks and the press were controlled by Jews.

>In 2011 he agreed to endorse a new edition of JA Hobson’s 1902 book Imperialism: A Study, four years before he was catapulted from backbench obscurity to the Labour leadership.

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me? guinness

I voluntarily exclude myself because I don’t like them anymore

>Not drinking an ale warm

yeah i chill my ales. Guess what ale testes better ice cold than at fucking room temperature you snob