/brit/

i hate darkoids
put them in the bin

all I can think of whenever I see K Cider is that alcoholic slamhog from the Louis Theroux documentary on alcoholism

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how much you reckon it costs to pop a cheeky willy up her bum

skyrim is nordic names like hadvar, orngar, karvard, stupid nigger

Bengal Lancer is so fucking lush lads.

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reminiscing about my old US coin collection
good dimes

I know a couple of chad Gearoids

They’re commonly used here

but it's cheap and makes me feel classy when I do it with this bird I think I'm seeing

when i was 16 i was drinking in my room and i had work the next morning. finished off nearly a big bottle of glens vodka with like a doouble left at the bottom. everyone has stories like these when they're a kid. you can just drink so much because you haven't figured out your limits

shut the fuck up cunt

Lmfaoooo

reminiscing about my old ducat collection
oy vey

popular thing bad

make me

I thought of this as well, that guy getting his belly drained was grim.

heard you the first time

Huh just found out /med/ () speak english in their general, never realised that. Why dont the yanks piss off there??

:OO

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>when you are younger you dont feel the effects as much first time drinking
literally the opposite to how chemistry works but whatever you say mate.

>when i was 16 i was drinking in my room and i had work the next morning. finished off nearly a big bottle of glens vodka with like a doouble left at the bottom. everyone has stories like these when they're a kid. you can just drink so much because you haven't figured out your limits

lol

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All bent D4 ponce names

Ahhhh you're talking bollocks mate!

new Sonic Trailer out now:

youtube.com/watch?v=imd-AF6lIO0

what's that bruh? nah was my first time on mdma so i took 5gs and it was easy bc i didn't know my limits and was 16.

just had a pizza, could barely even taste it because i had to chew it in small bites becuse of the pain in my mouth

see

You only get those names in the bogs and I know this because I’m a bog dweller

D4 cunts name their kids chad and Scott and Kevin and Tyler ffs

didnt ask

i had work and i showed up still mortal i actually slept in and had to ring up slurring my words, it was a sunday shift in a kitchen as well it was a nightmare. wasnt sick cause i was still drunk but i did feel sick later on.i passed out and have no recollection of said night like but waking up with nearly all my vodka gone was bizarre

is the average english girl like this? why are they so americanised?

why is /brit/ such a fast general?

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cat meow because it know that in my bag the food

fuck off

if you manage to kill yourself taking too much MDMA, well maybe you deserve to die

You get some of those names just outside of Dublin like in Kildare.

yes you did
be quiet

first time I did weed I went through an ounce in one sitting because I didn't know my limits

>teeheee I do drugs btw :v

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did 15 lines of 66-FAG-POO for my first time and I didn’t feel a fucking thing

Not at all.

KINO

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why do videos like this even exist
before a runt calls me bent just go watch literally anything more entertaining with more graphic content

Did you wash dishes? I used to wash dishes as a teen and came in absolutely fucking warped out of my brain on pills, was clenching my jaw like a cunt and my eyes were so big I couldn’t look any co-workers or managers in the eyes ahaha

Came in pissed and on benzos loads of times too

its usually chicks taking pills that are 250mg in one go having never done it before

you know you can cop weed pills now
crazy right

uk drinking culture this defo does happen, its fucking mental, almost everyone ive been friends with has a story similar. you neeed to get out the house more you soft cock

nah that's a southerner thing

Ban on /ck/ expired but now I find I have no desire to post. Anyone know this feel?

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bruh that's not how it works, first time you don't go no limits you see because chemistry doesn't work untill you'be done it a few times and are over 18 you see.

yeah mate, went once when i was coked off my nut my eyes were massive

took a gram of acid and didn't feel a thing the first time

now my ego dies if i sniff 20ug

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dont care

What on earth did you get banned for? Insulting someone's cooking?

How do you even OD on MD

What’s the biology behind it? I’ve taken like ten pills in one night and just kept munching but they literally did nothing for me because I took them after the peak wore off and I was already on the comedown. Depleted seretonin? Why didn’t I die?

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he thinks normal getting too drunk when you don't know your limits stories = downing 40 units in one night as a 16 year old normal teenager

was genuinely annoyed all day at how shit the last episode of game of thrones was even though i don't like the show anymore

>Hotshit

wonder what actually happens if you take 1g of acid
do you die?
or do you just do a poo

post some comfy down-a-bottle-of-wine-alone music please

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Fucking tit.

You’d probably be mentally broken forever

why are spurs so fucking shit

for me it was
actually no I shouldn't post that on the internet
haha

>spuds

kys frog

how so?

really?

Paul Desmond

>Boul ma sene, boul ma guiss madi re nga fokni mane
>Khamouma li neka thi sama souf ak thi guinaw
>Beugouma kouma khol oaldine yaw li neka si yaw
>Mo ne si man, li ne si mane moye dilene diapale

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drugs education sure let you down in ireland huh mate,
ict too considering you don't know how to google

Not him but I definitely believe him
He's right, everyone's got a similar story. I remember swigging an entire bottle of jaegar when I was 17 and blacking out. How I didn't die I dont know

Irish names are fucking dogshit, nobody knows how to pronounce them intuitively

What’s wrong pal?

>really?
yeah they've always talked like that
and the further north you go in england, the more similar it becomes to dixie

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So you don’t actually know but felt like making a snarky comment? Have sex

That’s because they’re not to be easily consumed and watered down by wogs and scrawny angloid puss sacks

sounds nice

You doing pills at work, never heard of anything so reckless and stupid

yeh mate i'm sure evne tho you were blacked out and probably unable to even stand up straight you managed to get all that bottle down your gullet

Do you like peng tings?

>J'assume les raisons qui nous poussent de changer tout,
>J'aimerais qu'on oublie leur couleur pour qu'ils esperent
>Beaucoup de sentiments de race qui font qu'ils desesperent
>Je veux les portes grandements ouvertes,
>Des amis pour parler de leur peine, de leur joie
>Pour qu'ils leur filent des infos qui ne divisent pas Changer

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rahhhhhh

t girl on grindr is asking for t girls and smooth boys only
what does it mean to be smooth

Go into Liverpool or Manchester and see if they sound the same. Even her in the video I can tell she's some posh cunt from some rich area in London.

saafe.info/main/blather-and-babble/things-clients-do-to-annoy!!!/2790/
doing a read
>When they want to be fisted and say they've cleaned and douched. Get to you and you realise they havent when you're halfway through
>It's disgusting.. I use a condom on toy for anal on the guy it came out full of shit

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we voted brexit

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