DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #2187

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons#2channel_emoticons
youtube.com/watch?v=sFKVLf6XLFU
youtube.com/watch?v=0Da8ZhKcNKQ
youtu.be/dsdfEeINcGk
github.com/ccd0/Jow
youtube.com/watch?v=Kvg79IdoKoU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Not today, 独君

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She looks peaceful today
Maybe it's because everybody worked hard today

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I've been feeling her less and less these past weeks.

she's just sneaking up on you for the final blow

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I've never been a Kanji completionist. The whole notion is misguided by a western concept of literacy which is hardly applicable to Japanese.

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>start a mining deck bro

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"Kanji" is meant to be a joke there. I highly doubt many Japanese natives even recognize 5000 kanji.

What sort of situations would you use 了解です in?

The numbers for sure, but there is still this sort of numbers game among Japanese learners from communities such as DJT, where they measure their self worth by the amount of Kanji they can read, so it's not too far off.

I guess it applies more to the jp thread than here though.

The Japanese do it too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanji_Kentei

That just illustrates my point.

Level Pre-1 (2nd hardest) 2965 kanji
Level 1 (absurdly hard) 6355 kanji

Granted that is writing not just reading, but this is the very hardest level

Most of those 40,000 are probably either obscure variants of a well-known character, like 靈 䨩 霛 for 霊, or obscure terms for wildlife, like 梛 芺 䲹, or for ancient cultural artifacts with no modern significance like 珖 裌 禜. So the actual number of kanji that it's meaningful to know at all would be much, much lower than that.

go away, i know my listening still sucks

How would you say la goblina or el goblina in japanese

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>6355 kanji

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>書き
最悪

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Hello, child

hello

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Study 1 kanji a day and it'll only take you 20 years!

+20 years trying to remember useless kanji that are never used

Imagine the street cred tho. I bet you can get some mad pussy over at Japan if you tell em girls that you passed the level 1 kanji kentei.

私、チンポになります
ボロン~

don't let it get you down.
According to the official site of the Japan Kanji Aptitude Test, only 7.4 percent of Japanese natives passed level 1.
and memorising over 6000 kanji completely waste of time.
I guess average Japanese natives know approximately 2000-3000 kanji and it's enough to read newspapers or articles on the Internet.

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いや、問題ないさ、兄ちゃん。その試験をぜったいしたくないぞ。夢にも。めんどくさそう。漢字の数にびっくりしただけだ。しかし、心配してくれてありがとナス。

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back again after being banned. this sentence is a bit hard for me. using the desktop now since school is finished
あの動きで本当の姿が見えるようにしたてですよ
with that movement they had performed so that you see their true form

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That movement was to reveal their true form.
IIRC that's the hidden restaurant, right? So it would be closer to
>That movement was to reveal the actual building

Would 出ない, when used by a woman during sex, mean "don't pull out" or something like that?

Kinda interesting, today I saw れいわ on the title page of 2 Austrian newspaper, even though it's totally not newsworthy
>WALLPAPER BY EXRID
Could be a reference to 中出し
>completely waste of time
"is a complete..."
ly = 副詞助詞

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forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showtopic=6233
Time to mine
>newspaper
*newspapers

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>only 7.4 percent of Japanese natives passed level 1

and naturally of course if it wasn't obvious from this posts context, only 7.4% of people that studied for and took this extremely difficult test passed it. it is an incredibly high level task to take on.

Hello, do you know me!?

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Nope. Looks like a generic Animu not worth watching.

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your correction is much appreciated!
as a matter of fact, I noticed that I forgot to put "is" in the sentence just after I posted, but I didn't even fix it because of my laziness.
>ly = 副詞助詞
>"is a complete..."
Should I have said "memorising over 6000 kanji is a complete waste of time" then?

>only 7.4% of people that studied for and took this extremely difficult test passed it
thank you very much for correcting!
that's what I wanted to say in English.

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ひとりぼっちの援交生活

Yes. waste (of time) is a noun, therefore you have to use an adjective.
(and don't forget the article ;) )

Good night! :)

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thank you very much for answering my question, Austria user!

おやすみ
have sweet dreams

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons#2channel_emoticons
Are those Stereotypical characters actually used?
≡≡彡
彡 ´_)` )

You're welcome, and thanks!
>≡≡彡
>彡 ´_)` )
whelps worth a try

my wife ______

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頑張れビーム

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それアル!
youtube.com/watch?v=sFKVLf6XLFU

Je ne comprends pas ce qu'il dit en français parce que Je ne parle pas la langue.

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>mining decks are fucking based

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悠仁「ち、愛子ちゃん! おちんちん激しくしないで!」 愛子「うるさいですね……」シコシコシコ

悠仁「あ、あぁ~ッ!」 ドピュドピュドピューッ!

愛子「はい、今日の搾精は終わり。お疲れさまでした」

悠仁「うぅ……あ、ありがとうございました……」

令和元年、父親が念願の皇嗣殿下に即位したのだが、『女性ばかりの皇族で若い男が1人しかいないのでは皇統が断絶するのでは』
という懸念の声があり、結果、愛子ちゃんが定期的にチンのオチンチンから精子をシコシコしてくれるようになった。

しかし愛子ちゃんはなんだか
チンのことがキライみたいで、いつもいつも不愛想にオチンチンシコシコして、ちんちんイタイイタイなのだった。

>yea i use subs 2 srs and morphman for effortless sentence mining. how'd you know?

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80年前ならそんな落書きが見つかった瞬間殺されているな

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一ヶ月日本語を勉強します。
むずかしいですが、大好きです。
第六課のげんきにいます。

by the way is there a specific way to format titles? in english we just capitalize the name but i don't know if/how the japanese make that distinction.

>「げんき」の第6課
Generally encapsulating them in parentheses works, but you don’t necessarily have to do it.

And since it seems you have already learned for a month, making it the past tense is the natural way.
>一ヶ月日本語を勉強しました。

>Generally encapsulating them in parentheses works, but you don’t necessarily have to do it.
Ah, thank you.
>And since it seems you have already learned for a month, making it the past tense is the natural way.
I was trying to stay "I have been studying for a month". Would I still use past tense for that? Or maybe present continuous? Sorry for the probably dumb questions.

>have been studying
Sorry, so you can use
>present continuous
“一ヶ月日本語を勉強しています”

You could use the past tense (勉強しました) for what you intended this time as well, but could be gotten wrong as other meanings, like
>(去年の夏に)日本語を一ヶ月勉強しました
>I had studied it for a month (last summer).

あっ、どうもありがとうございました!

youtube.com/watch?v=0Da8ZhKcNKQ

How much of you time are you devoting to listening training?
And when did you feel like it's taking effect?

youtu.be/dsdfEeINcGk
1:12
Am I retarded or do I hear "die soo kee"?

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朕子を持たざる者

lyrics are whatever

I really wanna help you but google make it unable to be watched in my region, due to the copy right..
>so what's the point of being so generosu with people abroad watching their products free but not with those of their own country?

I guess it's because people in Japan are more likely to buy anime related stuff.

github.com/ccd0/Jow Forums-x

Yes, you are retarded

Thanks, but it seems like we have it on our own.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kvg79IdoKoU
And it's
>"dice key nor"

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Eternally barred from seeing each others content.

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the moment that I saw the pic, I burst out laughing.

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that same 分離政策 as always desuu.

And ご参考までに this is what they gave us when I watched the video of >意味わかんないdesunee..

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Bandai Namco only allows Japanese to watch their content on Japanese channels and no one else. Very patriotic.

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good night japan, eat well tonight

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ν
ρ
η
thread

Could I ask the reason why you always say “good night” to us when it’s way before 宵の口?! Can’t you see the time in this pic ?

He's autistic trash, do not respond to him and report instead

免許取った?

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ok i will stop

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and this is the time i wake up

>containing Love Live within domestic market only.
Samurais let others know nothing about their fap material desu.

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一々うるせ、数週間かかりそうよ

>the symmetrical location of the globe
You spend 3 to 4 hours in bed flicking your smartphone and like that before starting any activities after waking up, right?
We are doing the same thing before actually falling asleep.

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日本に住んでると全く想像つかないんだけど、実際車で国境超えてどこまで行けるの?
>香港とか韓国まで来れるの?

how much sleep did you get?

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Green - personal ID
Gray - passport
Red - passport + visa

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まだピンと来ないと思うけど、外国で自分の車運転してて事故起こした時の車検とか保険ってどうするんだろうね?
保険は事前に海外保険入るんだろうけど、車検とかはその国ごとに変わりそう。

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知らん

二千円札は吉兆のものか

令和生まれの雑魚どもが
掛かってこい

幼女ウンコおいちー