/brit/

they're close friends for hire

this is appropriating my culture
someone ARREST her

can hear a man penetrating a stray cat's most sacred orifices, the muffled moans of pleasure flow through my headphones blasting negro music

such is life in Ireland

She's pretty pengo won't lie

bin cleft in twain

Why

used to be suicidal until I watched a dog getting rescued now I love my life

>comma in place of a decimal point
truly the biggest yikes of them all

*sets location to France*
Let the hunt begin.

1. Go to a club
2. Have low standards.

any nofap may man in

baffling, baffling post

Lovely

no, rather not have prostate cancer

no I value my prostate
not in a gay way

>the past couple of days me and my future gf fleshed out our first inside joke

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>I'll see after a wetwipe to her face

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he's mocking my advice to attempt brute forcing dopamine release from his brain when in emotional turmoil

metro.co.uk/2019/04/30/rent-nicholas-725-month-share-flat-girlfriend-stratford-9355739/

So has anyone actually figured out why boomers like posting pictures of minions so much

love a bit of judge judy (localised to 'justice judy' in australia)

>how's gf2019 coming along then edition

so far better than any year ever but still a million miles away from gf.

I'll see after a wetwipe to her face

that's judge joe brown, bruce

is it what people refer to a wholesome post?

Getting married next month, lads.

coping wankers

what uhhh

whats wrong with that lady/guy?

Americans need wetwipes for all the sharts.

Unironic truth

9+s are only interest in guys who have money and height

where is mouthyank

i see
don't watch television shows starring negroes so i wouldn't know

At the end of avengers some black lad becomes Captain America

Can only imagine how seething /tv/ was

shaved the neckbeard yesterday and the barber removed it all in one go so it looked like a big hairy caterpillar on the floor

ah yes 190 here again to cry like a faggot about women again

wetwipes are patrician for ass wiping

his dad is trans, his sister is a massive slag, and he lost his good mate jacob some years ago in a sad overdose
yes i am here

piccy lad

i have money
i have height
i dont have a 9/10 gf (although there has been two times where ive been fingering 9/10s in clubs)

Surprisingly /tv/‘s response to endgame was pretty positive, like with infinity war

They’re mostly enamoured with boomer Thor

*becomes your best man*

I live in the "english" part of town, my mom talk with some qt brit exchange student and then she told me to get a brit gf when we visit England this October
>clubbing
>in england
I thought it was really bad, based on some posts

call me a reactionary if you want but I've always believed my pancreas was mine. That was until the agents of Grenfell showed up in my room demanding reparations. I could not give them my pancreas for ethical and financial reasons so for that summer the rest of my body was theirs. That is the night I became a man, it was like a tribal rite of passage only with more dicks and leather strips.
They didn't forcibly remove any organ from me, the only thing they brought back to the UK was my gratitude.

'ate MMA
'love boxing
simple as

can you tell me what are these exactly? I mean the reference and all that. considering buying them

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patrician

Mate this was an exceedingly odd post, although I’m sure you already know that

You make some weird posts you mind, you been drinking?

forgot to take one but it was also like a little carpet, 20*8cm
didn't know it could stay entangled like that

My sex drive is tanked.

Too tied in with Methamphetamine.

in b4 good druggie you won't spread your addict genes.

Hmmmm yes hmmm interesting yes hmmmm
*writes something in notebook*

I mean your new angelic face

Those are feet.
You can walk on them.

Same

hoping to be the bestman at melv and ala's wedding (ala is what friends call alanah)
want get my fingers buried knuckle-deep inches into tammy's gash

whats up you rat
rate this photo. its very maple ridge.

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It's only paranoia if they aren't actually watching you

same

what parts of England are you visiting?

fuck off you cunt

rather not xx

Based aussie shitposter

They are Doc Marten shoes, commonly found on the feet of hipsters and such other scum... Little be known about these boots apart from men wearing them to compensate for their short stature, I suppose their redeeming qualities are that the creator was fond of the Nazis

Uhm sweetie....Alanah's soft and homely womb shall be bearing MY offspring. Not sure where you get this tripe about Melvin from.

> his sister is a massive slag

>i have money
>i have height
>i dont have a 9/10 gf (although there has been two times where ive been fingering 9/10s in clubs)
i dont understand how you can be this delusional.

Don't tell me to fuck off and most certainly do not call me a cunt, you rude little boy!

noided post

>I suppose their redeeming qualities are that the creator was fond of the Nazis

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Geez alright thought I was gonna be Melv’s best man, what with me making the invites for /brit/ and all that

Although wouldn’t mind letting you get in lad as long as my spot in the groom’s party is assured

remember a couple days ago when we all ignored you in the boxing general because you were talking absolute shit lol

I know theyre doc martens. but there are dozens of different doc martens
dont care about history, hipsters and height. just want them

Alex Hepburn is a beautiful lesbian

Kino sport

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who's tammy

You’re a bit late mate Melvin proposed back in December

Who's Tammy.

youtu.be/5zY-JJDnv5I
kek

Don’t really get the appeal of fingering in clubs. Wouldn’t you want to get in properly afterwards?

Say what you want about EPG, at least he's not (to the best of my knowledge) an ACTUAL nonce like the other one.

I know a lot more than most in /box/

They’re just autistic about me having a name

lunatic

em and ala's mum

Some girls are too pussy to go home so getting anything you can get before they go home is a straight win and you're drunk as well so you aren't thinking straight

trying and failing to learn russian made me realise how irredeemably retarded i am.

LONDON
O
N
D

Nightlife is full of pakis and niggers right?
O
N

two sausage rolls, a muller corner and a benson down the hatch

>low block

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>I know a lot more than most in /box/

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*slicks hair back*
i don't believe we've been intrduced