I want an Icelandic gf

youtube.com/watch?v=5XKtC0IVoHA
REAL icelandic music

they're honestly americanized cringe-fests that love netflix and drink gin every other day. It's embarrassing.

Hver elskar ekki netflix?

>stþ enginn kæró til að drekka mikið g lítið t og horfa á narcos með

and the guys are all depressed snus takers that talk about how awesome the ps2 was, playing soccer on sundays.

PS2 var gott sjitt

boring, ég horfi bara á alþingi of rás 1
óska að króli væri kærastan mín

BAGG OG NOCCO

Ég skutlaði einu sinni króla og huginn heim eftir sjalla

Iceland is gay

kallinn úr ma eða

who even understands this gibberish

VMA ganggang enginn í vma er á ferðinni edrú eftir kl 2

I'm on holiday in Iceland right now and the language is even worse than Welsh

hættu að rífa þig breta mella
geim í bæinn?
*MA

Icelandic girls are whores with no personalities
Why would you want to date them?

based quads

Why're you on holiday, homie. You can pretend to be icelandic by google translating garbage and posting it. I did that when I was in Bahrain.

Have you ever met an american or anglo woman before?

>You can pretend to be icelandic by google translating garbage and posting it. I
google translate is painfully obvious

I want to restart the cod wars

SEX ÍSLENDINGAR

hol up 5 gaf sjálfum mér 2 (you)

>Women of nationality A and B are X
>Therefore its not possible for nationality C to also be X

>it will never be 2010 again, you have just had a sleep-over with your friend Einar and you play mw2 together in the morning
youtube.com/watch?v=Tco1i_ibOuQ

that's no way to talk about your cousins

ég var 11 árið 2010 og spilaði með MW2 GRIMMT með stjána
Sturluð staðreynd: stjáni er grasssali í dag og er í bullandi neyslu núna, hann er samt ekk lengur feitur

What are ya gonna do about it, bitch?

stjáni? úr handboltanum, jú jú. Gamli stjáni haaaa. Alltaf í cod, classic stjáni.

Are you a grill?

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I am yes, why?

Þú ert ekki að plata neinn, Gunnar.
Þú ert ekki skyndilega stelpa bara útaf þú klæðir þig í kvennmansfötum.

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Það sem þessi sagði

Gunni, nennirðu plís ekki?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

I was talking about this

I am a Brit spy

no shit, það var djókið

Lmao any icelander who doesnt knoe about this isnt an icelander

Can icelanders explain this place to me?

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Yep, that’s based

It's the cheapest grocery shop, but selection isn't great.

Its a store
You buy things here

Why are there no homeless in Reykjavik?

Do they all die in winter?

Why is the logo so bad?

I thought scandies were supposed to be obsessed with design and fonts

Most company logos ive seen are very bad

Very disappointing...

>Opna tinder
>99+ gull tinder likes
>Örugglega bara hlussur eða einstæðar mæður
Afhverju nota ég þetta app

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I read that the birthrate out of wedlock is >70% in your country, don't see why being a single mother is some huge deal

>don't see why being a single mother is some huge deal
t. Cuck

i can understand something of it

If everybody has kids without being married then it obviously doesn't represent some great moral failing. Also no one is saying you can't have kids with a woman who already has them

that's just what icelanders do, first have children then marry.

then come here and grab one.
#6 núna!

>Amerishart thinks that kids outside of marriage equates to single mothers

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yo the entire nation of iceland is in this thread wtf

Are Icelandic girls feminazis?

Wrong, its just the males
There are no women on the internet.

haha yea imagine being a girl on the internet haha

/Iceland general/

There was a woman on Jow Forums yesterday

That was probably just a tranny

Yeah, they'd have to have some kind of mental illness.

People get take care of here, only way anyone ends up on the street is if they refuse any and all help.

I heard the founder of the chain drew the pig himself.

>tfw an Icelander marries his cousin, believes in elves, builds 10000 indoor football stadiums, uses patronymic surnames and bases his entire economy on Game of Thrones near me

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pretty based huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=8A7woRoVwyM
>Icelandic gym
>Normal well adjusted people, have regular respectable jobs and families, are well spoken in English despite it being their second language, humble and friendly despite being total Chads

youtube.com/watch?v=AvHM7H_hh80
>American gym
>Everybody is a skeevy low-class shitbag, everybody is covered in tattoos and body modifications, most are legit felons, drugs addicts and other forms of scum, can barely speak English despite it being their mother tongue, super arrogant despite being a bunch of roided-up manlets

Feels bad man

t. Thor Thorsson

Are you a bastard?

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tits or gfto

Mér líður vel í glassi

I-I can be your Icelandic gf (male), user...

Sjö!

Held samt að allir eru farnir að sofa

I never got what the point of this video was, is it supposed to be a joke?

me too

>bases his entire economy on Game of Thrones near me
It's also based on EVE online.

>can barely speak English despite it being their mother tongue
>mother tongue
Get off the proxy Otto.

It's unironically a video in favor of sodomy, slut culture and general licentiousness

If you want to see more examples of this you can look at some songs by Reykjavíkurdætur

A ehv gonna aka hraðaá ak

Bit gay la

With a slight change of pitch and a willful ignorance of a bulge, anything can become straight

holy shit are there like 4 icelanders ITT right now? blessed

>aka hraðaá ak
>aka hraða
Mundu að það að keyra undir áhrifum stofnar lífi þínu og lífi þeirra í kringum þig í hættu

Only two

And the other one is pretty drunk

Gemmer femma faggi nenni ekki rdils við þetta telegram lið

Væriru til í að endurtaka þetta

Góða nótt þráður

Same

Gefðu mér amfetamín vill ekki eiga við þetta lið a telegram