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last day of April edition

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Nice thread you made here. Mind if I...

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im tired

bought a torque wrench like this that i was talking to another user about in a thread yesterday. should do the trick.hope i have the right size sockets for it.

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We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
I laughed and shook his hand
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazeless stare
We walked a million hills
I must have died alone
A long, long time ago
Who knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
Who knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

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I need money

>Don’t worship us
>Don’t hate us
>Judge people on their individual actions

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Get a job at a liquor store

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this is my post in /cum/

don't i have to be 21+?

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dumb picture

Sorry you can’t handle the truth

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>Dylan Ruth

>metal detectors can stop a shooter

dam...

I very much enjoy this painting

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There’s a half naked guy
You’re gay or some shit?

Greatly enjoy this Pepe variation

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I have large gaye

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not interested in pursuing women (or men), but society expects me to
it's not fair

rly want a computer to play my steam games

Sculptures are marvels to look at

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Oh boy tornado watch!

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It's 10 pts per pedestrian still, right? that's gotta be like a good 85 points! nice!

it's a good one

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>This is the corrupt, illegitimate Maduro Regime.

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can't let those kikes into the gas chamber with anything of value hidden on them

I can't stop sleeping 10+ hours a day no matter how much caffeine I pump into myself
I have finals next week, pls help

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ugly fucking wench. i'm surprised she's not a dyke kek

Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an known enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late
Take a rest as a friend
As an old
Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend
As an old
Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
Memoria, memoria
Memoria, memoria
(No I don't have a gun)
And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun

cold outside. almost have to turn on the heat and stop using my pc as a space heater and leaching heat from my neighbours through the walls

but he did have a gun.

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Guaidó deserves to be hanged

What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies
In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Buried
I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything's my fault
I take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn, freezer burn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy
In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
Married
Married
Married
Buried yeah yeah yeah

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Why do bitches on tinder swipe right on me if they're just going to be rude and boring in conversation?

>bowie
>nirvana
Imagine letting megacorporations dictate what art you consume

uhhhh...wouldn't it be very creepy and weird to marry your dead brothers widow?

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>im cool because my bands arent SELLOUTS

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to increase their match count

>at the store
>notice some lightbulbs that look promising to make into dmt smoking machines
>purchase them
further research is required into this area

careful. I swear I've heard some bulbs are lined with some pretty toxic stuff.

I'm COOL because I don't listen to music, watch TV or movies, or play video games

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Brown girl said she’s gonna have to lie to her parents about where she’s going when we’re gonna spend a night fucking at a motel
I really hope she’s actually 18 and not 16 or 17

give it all a once over witha torch should hopefully help but will research a bit more
besides you're just lighting one end really

do you read books?
have you read the Quran?

>have you read the Quran?

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have you read the Quran?

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"Bluebird"

Late at night when the wind is still
I'll come flying through your door,
And you'll know what love is for.
L'm a bluebird, i'm a bluebird
I'm a bluebird, l'm a bluebird
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a bluebird, i'm a bluebird,
I'm a bluebird
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Touch your lips with a magic kiss
And you'll be a bluebird too,
And you'll know what love can do.
L'm a bluebird, i'm a bluebird
L'm a bluebird, l'm a bluebird
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
L'm a bluebird, i'm a bluebird,
L'm a bluebird,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird.
Fly away through the midnight air
As we head across the sea,
And at last we will be free.
You're a bluebird, you're a bluebird,
You're a bluebird, you're a bluebird
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a bluebird, you're a bluebird
You're a bluebird
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird.
All alone on a desert island
We're living in the trees,
And we're flying in the breeze.
We're the bluebirds, we're the bluebirds
We're the bluebirds, we're the bluebirds
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're the bluebirds, we're the bluebirds
We're the bluebirds
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird.

ahhhh an old friend messaged me on steam

I remember seeing a girl in a hijab riding a dude at the first frat party of the semester last fall
Arab students who come here are the biggest thots around

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Just came to this, gonna take a 2 month fap break now

I've read an English translation of the Quran, which is apparently Absolutely Haram.
I respect Islam as such, but it doesn't appeal to me personally as a guiding light
IMO it is written for the collective soul of the Arab people, of which I am not a part

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can't feel anything other than working, none of my artistic hobbies interest me anymore. i've officially integrated into wagecuckery

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in my state AOC is 16.
persian chicks make them look like cows.
lol youll /cum/ again by the end of the night.

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...

how tf do you cum to a 360p video in 2019?

this is based if you can become a chad hyperacheiver.

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lucky bastard
wish mother would kill me out of the house

AOC is 29 u retard

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thats p fucked up. thank heavens its just a bait thread

based AOC poster.

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is arbys here?

worried about manchester desu
hope he's feeling better

LIVE FROM NEW YORK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would Vancouver be my ideal City in Canada?

It wouldn't

Vancouver is Han Chinese clay they'll shit all over a junglenigger like you

i did not tell her

well i kinda did, i said i had some "fantasies", next time ill tell her what those fantasies are

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ugh it was so nice w/o you around

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Well, and other good reasons to choose Vancouver?

by the way, I hate Canadian Ice hockey, I do not like NHL and I like Soccer a lot and I'm a fan of Canada men's soccer team

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT

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Shitskin immigrants are based because they bring us closer to civil war

My girlfriend is a camgirl

getting hungry but i hae to dice chicken, slice mushrooms, boil pasta, mix in sauce, eat, then divvy up leftovers, then cleanup
who has time for that

what's worse? listening to the entire koran being read outloud? or listening to two sentences of peanut-shell brain portugese person 40 IQ fish sauce trying to say anything

post link so I can stare at her titties

One pot that shit, breh.

Fuck rich girls.

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Wish I could, broski.

i exclusively fuck rich girls it's great

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Ummm sweatie English is literally the only relevant language in the world

>AOC is stealing my favorite shitposting style
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm a brown immigrant
AMA

SOMETIMES i have a GOOD day

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Is the sleep broken up or all at once?

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