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it’s that time again Jow Forumscels, let’s hear that voice of yours
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reading the start of a short bit of shetlandic prose, will continue if there’s any interest

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ten-go hen-ga bansai to you too my friend :^)

what are you even saying here?

No thanks mossad

what should i say

What do you want me to say in a Dutch accent?

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tennoheika banzai
pls say Rembrandt

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hahaha based

Give something to read

whatever you like :DDDDDDDD

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Actually a woman or a fag?

this reminds me of the portuguese/spanish children that would spam their mic on halo with a family of 20 in the background
are you twelve years old

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I fucking knew you’d say that
as soon as I posted it I thought you’d be a FUCKING smartarse and just repeat what I said word for word, fuck you

nice voice though

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based underage

can you vocaroo Japanese? here's my favorite Japanese poem with the alliteration of "o".
>oniichan no ochinchin ohkii
>otokonoko oppai-mo osawari-shite
>oooohh oshiri omanko no oku
>onegai okuchi-nimo oshioki-shitee

not a clue what you said but that sounded hot as fuck :DDDD

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Give me something to say

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absolutely based

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why can’t you have some fucking creativity and adlib on the spot you bumbling morons :D
do I have to spoonfeed you everything?

Gods...I hate Jews. My grandfather hated them too, even before they jewed him of his coins. Did you think I'd be out here on the Western Front without good reason? Yes, the Fatherland needs a strong frontier. No, the Fatherland doesn't need unwashed barbarians at her gates! So, that's why I'm here, the leader of the Nazi Party: to bring Aryan order to stinking Jews. Revenge? That'd be good too. This war against the Jews won't last long, and when it's done, I've got plans. This is all about power, power in Europe. Going down that road means dealing with all my rivals: the Church, the French, those British sheep-fuckers, the SPD and the KPD parties too. After all, the man who controls Germany rules the world...and one day, I will be Fuhrer...

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BUFFALO
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fucking lmao

Say
No me gusta los pinche plátanos

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BASED
FUCK ANGL*IDS

samefag?

You wish buddy

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then american standards of banter really are as dire as I originally thought

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your voice sound like that of Eric Idle with a bit less comical tone
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There you go

can you say or germans say Goethe pls.

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i think you said you're not interested in saying something in English. but I don't know the other things you said :(

Give something in english to read

I tried to be deadpan, so I take it as a compliment.
Goethe is a German name, but I said it the Dutch way:
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hmm a dutch bro pronounced this differently in the past.
what part of netherlands are you from?

I'm from Zaandam, North-Holland. You probably heard some softy with a soft G from the south.
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yep it's from the south alright.
idk if i can call it soft g
i think he pronounced it as a german would because it is a german name.
it has always been difficult for me to pronounce it.

Ohh mate mate fella no one gives a shit that youre scottish lad no one only you youre the only one

Can anyone pronounce:
Niachaj žyvie mahutny, śmieły naš biełaruski volny duch.
[ch] is pronounced like "ch" in the word Reich, loch.
Here is an example (0:22-0:33):
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i see this in polish words is it the usual L or some other sorcery L?

Say dennis bergkamp lad

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settle down there nige, someone asked in the last thread to hear what the dialect sounded like because when I speak engish I sound fucked
no need to be like that

thanks fren
but idk if you're trying to sound baguette or north hollanders sound like that.

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The last part was kraut. I've watched too much Allo Allo I guess.

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Sorry mate the youtube comment sections have built up over time now i wince when i hear one of you

Wonderful

what’re they prattlin on about now that’s got you so riled up
also
>browsing youtube comments

>i see this in polish words is it the usual L or some other sorcery L?
Poles pronounce it like “w” in words like “world”, “snow” (they have done so only since the beginning of the 20th century).
But in Belarusian there is no stark difference. To us “L” in English “pLease” sounds like our L,
whereas “L” in English “bLow” sounds like our Ł.
In most languages these sounds do not constitute separate phonemes.

but the L in please and blow are the same to me ;_;

I have the voice of a cringy soyboy. No one wants to hear my retarded leaf voice.

on the contrary everyone wants to. you cant make voices into memes.. i guess?

>but the L in please and blow are the same to me ;_;
Yeah, I understand. I am “trained” to hear this subtle difference: because in our language Ł and L are different phonemes.

Think about the Russian accent. Why do you think Russians tend to pronounce “bad” just like “bed”? Because they don't have a separate phoneme /æ/ in their language, only [a], and [e]. So Russians need to practice to “hear” and to pronounce /æ/ and /e/ differently.

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sonnet 7 shakespeare

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Took me awhile to come up with anything original.

you are def the one who makes your friends' mood soar up aren't ya
l like how everyone seems to know the meaning of mhat l wrote

Its some hentai shit right? I know onichan means big brother or something?

what did it mean? I didn’t understand when I said it

yeah
>oniichan no ochinchin ohkii
my oniichan's penis is so big
>otokonoko oppai-mo osawari-shite
please tease my trap tits
>oooohh oshiri omanko no oku
ohhhh the deep part of my boypucci
>onegai okuchi-nimo oshioki-shitee
pls discipline my mouth too

oh.

i learned manko from joji so i guessed it was some lewd stuff.

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r8 my british

Oh shit. Was my pronunciation passable at parts at least?

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passable enough to give me an impression you totally knew what it was all about

That's just how I pronounce all Japanese

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Don't call me that I am 100% European you Jomon-Yayoi mongrel

Read it yourself so we know how it was supposed to be

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l am sorry to bother you, but l was wondering if it would be possible for you to record the post, my racially and genetically non-mutilated old srort...?
hell no

l express my utmost gratitude, my mutt old sport!

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are you a southerner?
the quintessential canadian post

>canada

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finally, a german, pls pronounce Goethe
thanks

Good thread.

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No I'm from New England

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Great Britain? More like... GAY Britain!

File, post some Greek text.