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>emma edition

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officially commandeering this as the sersh edition

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Sucking on girls toes while they sleep

Don’t get it

The 5:25 a.m. curry with the cat.

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theres nothing to get

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Feel old and I'm only 24

Cryptic post

is that from how i live now

Looks grim af

it’s from Lady Bird

aye

>with the cat

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Remember posting on the chans when I was 17/18 and someone said to me leave this place now and I said I won't be here in like 2 years anyway because I have a life and they were like "I used to think that"........................ I didnt listen

So yes about that

is that a good film i haven't seen that or how i live now
but they're on the list

Why aren't you learning a White language?

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I unironically stopped coming here for about a year
Then for some reason I came back and now I feel I can never leave

What's the most peng female body type?

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i like rectangle lol?

It's homemade (Malay) curry. Not bad actually. Got some chocolate cake for dessert.

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I did exactly the same thing too. I never used to post back when I was 18 though I just read the threads and then left but now I check this stupid site every day

Very good film I would say

cheers
gonna watch it tonight then

cumtoil is just draining lads
4 wanks and a shag yesterday, at my wit's end
any suggestions besides castration?

Give me an English gf .

*holds gun to your head*

Best:
Hourglass, Triangle

Worst:
Pear, Apple, and Diamond aka FRIDGE mode.

you're trying to use disney bucks at a ceasars palace here

Grimmmmmmmmm

To each their own, lad. What's yours?

Here you go

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basic fact lad, although a fatty is alright for a shag

Would fuck her brains out

Yeah, those are pretty peng, ngl.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vculhYaqQFs

LMAO thoughts on this comedy genius

elaborate

don't really care that much about how big a girl's arse is as long as it's not completely flat or full of cellulite

>webm.webm

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>no russian
grim

Looks like a pedo

I would

i already know all of these

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Brutal mogging

what's his name again?

english men are the most handsome in the world.

english women are the most pretty in the world.

coincidence?

i think not

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why don’t the government just print some money and give it the poor

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imagine being a woman and wearing some skimpy getup in order to attract hot guys but all you get are stares from average or below averages joes
can't be uncommon

It really isn't
Right isn't much better

Which country would you like a gf from?

France, Germany, or England here.

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Need an Emma Watson gf lads.

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just had a wank to a horrific porn video

Link?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5adbea6f947ef

>that tiny ass dick

honestly mate just fuck off

everything about it was very grim
don't particularly care if the male in a porn has a small willer though

is american culture just a budget shitty rip off of british culture

Bay City Rollers, now THAT was a band

Only New England has culture
Rest of America is just a crappy amusement park

>new england
>culture

you've never been here.

Disco sucks.

You know it’s true

His accent is funny.
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...so yes?

Why the fuck does centrelink take 3 fucking months to process for uni bux im almost broke and have to pay a $70 fine because they don't do tickets anymore but you put in your number plate and i mixed put WM instead of MW

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why don’t you get a job and stop expecting a handout from Big Government?

get a job

i do have a job thats why im only losing money instead of dropped out and back as a neet at my mums house

What race is Emma?

British

not even an ethnicity

Me? Walked into JPMorgan with my CV, gave the manager a firm handshake and got a 6 figure job there and then

negroid

BASED

I too, was 20 years old. In the 1960s.

Just apply some elbow grease and make eye contact

niggar

that gen Xer talking about how we don't need unions or labour laws anymore and that if you work hard you'll get paid more. And discouraging his daughter from getting anybody involved because her job is fleecing everybody at her work. And that he never got any handouts from the government when He's in a home which has trippled in value in a subsidised bubble sicne he bought it.

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Sounds like had a winning smile and a can do attitude

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Why don’t more Australians go out to the mines in the outback
I heard you can make 6 figures no qualifications needed

had that dream again where im infertile

its hard as fuck to break into, you need connections. And also its constantly booming and busting.

no 6 figure job is easy to get. if it were easy to get it wouldn't pay 6 figures

doing a day off

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damn... makes u think muslims actually might be right....

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some pretty retarded people make $350k a year out there because when its booming they need people out there but its also inaccesable without many avenues to get there, isolated, insane hours and you have to live in a temporary town 12 hours from anything which probably only has a pub

enjoy

>which probably only has a pub
All you need

y-you too

Is that Jonah Hill on the right

>Shoes on the bed
Something only a tank would do

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Any lad to fight with in Venezuela just to murder some spics?