American retards have marriage and divorce drive throughs and all you can kill school buffets

American retards have marriage and divorce drive throughs and all you can kill school buffets

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>American retards

You said 'American' twice.

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German "comedy"

I'm not German, I'm Bavaryan

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>Scream "HEY YOU FAT RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT"
>All the Americans stop eating and turn around

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>All the Americans stop eating

Very, very doubtful.

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stop saying these things

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>stop saying these things

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>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>7% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot

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