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Ye mate

Fucking hell my eyes always look like some variation of these

Do women think I’m going to murder them

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sitting on the loo but im not doing a poo
im wasting time at work because my boss is a jerk

me top right

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Quite like a hairy minge desu but barely any girls have it

Reeeee

any outdoorsing yank man in?
I have a query

madman lol
what are you hiding boy? spill it
same

bottom left

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Im currently outdoors

Why would it?

Did you ever know an ugly girl with bad eyesight who smelled weird?

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It would be very painful

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*hovers magnifying glass over you*
what are you hiding i wonder

You're so gay
You probably think this song is about dicks
You're so gay
I'll bet you think this song is about dicks
Don't you?
Don't you?

One of the pengest girls I ever did sleep with had hair minge and armpits (not so keen on but don't rly care)

Was quite sublime

Yeah I shagged her mate.

Y’all want some asian titties

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Knew a girl in school who smelled like piss

Yeah I know you do

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Majin Buu a qt

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you ever been to zion national park?

i do
i do
i just ate a poo
i like a pooey dick because my dad was a prick
im gay
im bent
i like a pooey scent
i am a raging homo and my boyfriends name is trent

Shagged her mate

Prefer not to say

For a time in year 9 I kept thinking my dick smelled and people could smell it. It was weird as fuck. I was paranoid thinking I smelled like cum or something and used to spray lynx directly on my bellend in the toilets like every few hours and kept asking my friends If I smelled

This went on for about a month and then I just didn't care anymore but it was weird

Yeah it was pretty but not sure why Jews think it’s their homeland??

Nice

Oh yeah

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Literally the fittest girl I've ever slept with, and lots totally ever seen I couldn't get hard because I'd taken MDMA. She was super nice in the morning
..kissing and that, but blanked me afterwards.

Truly a terrible situation

Asian milkers...

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Emma is very pretty without makeup.

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Anyone smell that? Smells like smeg and dickcheese
*glares at you*

Flopped myself and the girl laughed at me mate

asian women? they're repulsive

Lol I used to be so paranoid about it but it was only if I'd wanked in the morning (so basically every day) then I kept thinking I smelled even if I showered
Was age 14 approx so probably natural

Looks like a boy

Based

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Absolutely does not.

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hate the working classes

How is that based

“No”

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yeah its the new sargon of the akkad cologne scent

Factually scientifically wrong

*posts cherry picked photos*

lmaooo this bitch be like “BLAAGGHH BLUHHH BLUUURGHHH” ahaha

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They don't be around much longer lad, don't worry.

*crunches the numbers yet again*
hmmm
it seems my original hypothesis was in fact correct
asian women are horrendous

Would you have sex with this woman

Rough or intimate

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*crunches your jaw into a fine mist*

what're you talking about there's more of you than ever

okay update here... this was almost 2 years ago

just stalked her insta and she's now living like 10 mins from me, BUT she has shaved her head and looks dramatically less attractive

huh

Bruce's paper has not been peer reviewed and I bet he gets his facts from mumsnet

this old man he played rock
he played nick nack with my cock
with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone
this old man came rolling home

I flopped because the bird was a fat mess and her minge reeked (like arse) in doggy

*walks into brit*
wahey wahey WAHEY!!!!
*turns around and leaves*

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that's vile, I would have bolted. This girl was closest thing to a 10 i've come across

Ladies and gentleman, Step right up and blast a Nip!
Shoot a jap in the japseye and win a prize!

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asian women have waxy skin and green blood

That image has me fucked up, I want eye surgery now, people probably think I’m some sort of serial killer

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Also you shouldn't feed them after midnight or they will multiply

you on somert la? wots up with your pupils

>my cock, my cock
>my cock is really small

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another day of call centre toil
a truly thankless job

Pupils get bigger when there is less light

turns out... little monkey fella

freak

You get paid, that's your thanks

Based you kept your balls smelling fresh like spring cleaning

Love big pupils me

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youtube.com/watch?v=kShxcxw5C1k

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I was inside a call centre once, everyone looked and sounded miserable.

Corr blimey thats a bloody nice cock

Hate my job
In 6 months ill have to move back to london

Tried to get forene citizenship through my mum in order to avoid going back to london but she didnt give me any of the papers i requiesd. Seriously contemplating quitting and just going to volunteer in africa for a year

Come to Cape Town, lad.

They look unbelievably depressing. Like living your entire working life on board a Ryanair flight.

I'll volunteer to give you a hiding if you don't stop blogging soon

Shagstalgia is truly a pain
Virgins don't know this but if you were once a top shagger and have now been demoted by some twist of fate into a regular shagger or even a below average shagger then this is worse than being a virgin, whom doesn't know what he is missing

It's very possible to go from chad to normie to failed normie to beta male

Get me a work visa and ill go

just stop caring you fucking weirdo

Citizenship for where?

Regrew my virginity
Only vaguely remember what sex feels like

Thinking about getting on the ol’ minoxidil

Before and after taking the redpill

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Can't do that, lad. But if you find a way to come in, even illegally (from Zim), have a look at these places.
thesouthafrican.com/places-to-volunteer-in-cape-town/

Doxable

Why do people wanna come here

Uhhh seal meat

You can't. It's literally biology innit. You can't stop caring
Me soon probably

I wouldnt volunteer in cape town
Id volunteer in like zambia.

I would work in cape town though