Did you know Spain has R E S T A U R A N T S ?

Did you know Spain has R E S T A U R A N T S ?

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Yeah but does it have a dollar menu?

wish i were in spain rn

wish i were spain rn

you have cobertura for la siesta.

wish i was still new spain rn

what about this one, José

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How many balconies do you think you’d fall off of?

>haha look at our food
>haha it makes us superior
>take that, 'murica

No...

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I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE
HOORAY
HOORAY
IN DIXIE LAND I TAKE MY STAND

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Wish I was still Spain rn

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Did you know Spain invented space suit and modern syringes?

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that is the USA embassy

>spain
>invent anything but cuckery
doubts.

Fast food restaurants create happy little childhood memories though.

I mean, most of the time the food sucks, but it was the experience of going out to eat at random. It wasn't a fancy restaurant. It didn't need to be. You didn't really know or care if someone famous dined at one restaurant, so you didn't feel your family was cheap for not taking you there.

It never was much compared to other events in your life, but every single time your family decided to get some big macs you were thrilled just as you were the time before.

Also I'm not rich so if I want to hang out with friends today the fast food joints are usually pretty chill.

God damn I love being an American

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Why is Spanish food so fucking good?

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none of those are your inventions lmao

I hope people who order via the english version of the menu get at least charged double the prize ?

You forgot the hammock

And eye glasses

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test

jeje

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mcdonalds food kills you slowly, spanish food does it overnight

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Now I want to go there :(

Nigga, everyone knows they've been invented in Glasgow, hence the name.

go back to work instead of shitposting Gomez

America wins

The flavors will literally melt your brain

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How does it feel that your city let an American company ruin 50% of that old building's façade?

>España

Mis ascendientes...

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Spotted the retard

The eternal anglo pirate everyone

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/17/britons-fake-claims-holiday-illness-fall-hotels-fight-back

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>it's in English

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I've eaten there

It's so strange to me hearing about restaurant and pizzeria chains in America. Here, the only chain is Mcdonalds.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michelin_3-star_restaurants#Spain

I was honestly expecting to own you harder with this but I wasn't really expecting Spain to be right after us. Congrats, I suppose.

>Cold tomato soup
>3 fucking dollars

No fucking thanks.

woah, thqank you Spain

McDonald's is the most boring of all our fast food chains. That's not petty contrarianism, it's just common sense to anyone living here. It's popularity is sustained largely by poor blacks and braindead boomers who eat there every fucking day of their miserable lives. Also McDonald's gets way better shit abroad and in the biggest cities in the U.S. The menu the average person gets here is sub-par in comparison.

>Tax and service included
Top burger menu

There are even local chains here where there are only like 3 or 4 restaurants in like half a state. There are many tiers of chain restaurant scale here, considering how large the US is.

I went to Burger King a couple of times when abroad (we only have one in the capital) and I vastly prefer Mcdonalds

>serving poisoned food to nightclub tourists
wtf i love Valencia now

We just have regular (non-brand) restaurants.

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yes its made with tourists in mind
cant hear you over the sound of my great health and long life expectancy

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Sometimes they're just like 3 pizzerias all owned by the same guy all with the same name that grew from the original pizzeria the guy or his dad started. That was the case in my home town, he was one of the richest guys in the town too and had a pizza villa in the nearby forest suburb. Fucking decent buffalo chicken pizza, best I've ever had.

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>wanting to live longer

For me, it's the sea food pizza from a pizzeria in another village that burned down once.

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looks very nice