/brit/

sex-havers genocide idea: ricin-laced condoms

If you don't have a bag of no less than 300 Ethereum right now then you deserve to be poor forever unironically

>kettles
>america
daft melt

mate what sort of pansy uses laced condoms anyway and how is putting rice in them going to do anything

Sounds like bullshit, whilst I belive some people may have contracted it I doubt 11000 did.
I can never get my dick up at festivals anyway, I get pilly willy pretty bad.

I'll pop a Heston and chill the chocolate with a baking tray cooled down with PC cleaner compressed air

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Do Americans really not have kettles?

i am a celt in england

Like self harming lads

I’m a swine flu survivor

Bix nood nigga aw sheit nigga ye nigga

*high pitched whiny southern fairy accent*
Do Americans really not have kettles?

reminds me of when claire from bon apetit aka my gf was making something i think it was reeces pieces and she was using a can of air to do something to the chocolate and anyways she was holding the can on an angle and getting some of the yucky stuff from the can on the chocolate

I’m too much of a brainlet for crypto

They unironically use the microwave to heat up water instead of getting something like pic related

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Claire can't be your gf because she's my wife

I'm not falling for this again. I'm onto you

Microwaving water every time you want a hot drink doesn’t sound very healthy

she comes to me when she needs a good dicking

shorty get down, good lord
baby got 'em up open all over town

owned.

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are europeans really retarded enough to take a meme seriously

Microwaving is fine though, just heats up the water molecules because of the frequency it's at. It's nearly harmless, plus some limestone or whatever you call it might develop in the kettle and if you don't clean it that's not very healthy too.

Toilberg has just asked me to do a 30min presentation to a group of 40 people at 3:30.
Not cut out for this lads, I know the only reason he’s told me to do it is because he doesn’t want to. He’s given me a PowerPoint at least.

he's put a dick pic on slide #4 and you're gonna have to explain the pros and cons of it

imagine actually thinking people microwave their water in america

>Campaigners trying to block Heathrow expansion have lost a High Court challenge against plans for a third runway at the airport

Just scranned the best tasting chicken and mushroom slice I've ever had. Prepared fresh from my local bakery. It was still blown up with warm air inside
Might run back in a minute and get another

Stubborn & reliable paired with flighty & inconsistent, what more is there to say?
A big difference between Male Taurus / Female Gemini and Female Taurus / Male Gemini

>don’t care virgin

Manchester needs a third runway desu

Well how do you heat water if you don’t have kettles then? Heating it on the stove seems unpractical

we have kettles I was just facking with you

Have sex

How is this owned? Lmao

Personally I find it weirder that yanks don’t celebrate Easter, would have thought they would be all about a day where you eat chocolate eggs

Love a good pair of chebs

>tfw last two gfs have had tiny chebs
My ex got a boob job only a month after we broke up, bit gutted I didn’t get to play with them

>Have sex
Tragic gimmick

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they feel like rocks

cor imagine getting 230 (You)s
can see why Twitter is so addictive for humans

just dropped £80 on some new bookie wookies for my readie beadie tehehe

Good lad

honestly dont see anything wrong with a girlfriend selling nudes to randoms, end of the day its not like shes being fucked by some other bloke

boxers are too tight and my cock is stuck to my pubic reigon squished into a ball ffs the whole day like this can't stop adjusting it might take them off

but chocolate eggs are illegal there so

It will die out eventually

kek this is me with a Pepsi MAX

>they feel like rocks

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whos the board in pic related ?

nah mate they feel like bags of sand

>kek this is me
>honestly dont see anything wrong with a girlfriend selling nudes to randoms, end of the day its not like shes being fucked by some other bloke

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Would be more comfortable with a gf who sells nudes than with a gf who makes ASMR videos.

>boob job
is blood overflowing your head right now ausman

'magine how loud /brit/ would be if we were all genuinely screeching and howling as much as we say we are

like salty coins

triggered

kek this is me

Jow Forums

yes i have a job feeling boobs and they feel like bags of sand end of discussion goodbye have a nice day

>kek this is me

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87% humidity
hate summer so much

I sometimes post screeching when I’m not actually screeching

Feel a bit ill
Might have been a bad batch of Pepsi Max

fuck off
can't be doing with FAKERS like this

its going to be another hot summer

*universe shakes*

I want to inflate her face

I invented that gimmick and have since retired it (the same day as I invented it) now please cease and desist from using it

the pepsi max gimmick can't hold a candle to the Innocent Smoothie

What the fuck

Summer? Want to delicately deflower her. I would like to take her out for a nice walk during the day, walking a few miles holding hands in the sun, just cruising and joking and stuff through the city, through some woodland, and then back to my place at which I would put on Here's where the story ends by the Sundays. We would play fight and joke around for a bit but just then we'd lock eyes for a second too long and both know what it meant. This would then naturally turn into us making heated passionate love to one another, building up to a crescendo and ending in rough & sweaty fucking, both climaxing in sync before retiring next to her and sparking up a nice ciggy. Then I'd never speak to her again.

summer this and summer that please
ahaha x

The Rustlers Group Ah Yes Very Impressive meme is my favourite gimmick from /Brit/

>The Rustlers Group
it was York university

Winter beckons

*broad

What's your favourite /brit/ post ever? Mine was the clown college one

Another good one that made me laugh out loud in real life was the escort left a negative review and now others are refusing my booking requests post

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my favourite post was the one where emmett alluded to his sister and father having sex

am reading a book, lying down on my sofa
what are YOU doing

i think i'm quite good at social situations but when a stranger (say through work) on the phone says "take care" I never know what to say. I either just say bye again or thank you, bye. any thoughts lads?

wtf how did the cranberries releases a new album

it sounds terribly selfish but I really only remember my own
paki bender sex offender and the original machine operator post were undoubtably my most successful
also was a driving force in the Royal Marines/Royal Mail thread

My single favourite post? this one

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the drafting behind chad post
was very relatable

is this the Jow Forums equivalent of posting a picture of yourself with a book on instagram