1. cunt

1. cunt
2. stupid shit you did as a kid

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>when I was 6, I would eat used gum that was stuck under public restaurant tables.

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I used to tell my dad to khs (kill himself) because he was fucking dumb

i would actually have emotions like happiness and joy

honestly it's in a way even more gross to eat used gum than to eat cum

I would ask every fat girl I saw in public if they were pregnant

I was an extravert
That's not dumb, that's fucking B A S E D

I would have friends and hopes and dreams and lots of sleep and a feeling of overal happiness.

i have this unusually vivid memory of squishing the tip of my foreskin between cupboard doors in our kitchen and almost getting caught when someone came home

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i dont have a memory of myself since 14
i watched some one piece anime so there is that

I unironcially wanted to fuck my mom when I was 14

jacked off with my black friend in elementary school

Also I remember the first time I got a boner
It was when I was really small and was watching a movie on tv with my mom and aunt
They both saw my boner and laughed

i dont remember the first time i got mine but as a kid i got boners all the time and i didnt know that it was something i should hide, neither did my sisters so we would just all look at my boner sometimes and my big sister even poked it. Mom just watched and laughed.

In primary school is used to wash my hands before peeing.

1. Norgay.
2. Masturbate in the woods. Kinda want to do it again at some point. There's something special about doing it outside.

i use to have my cousin punch me in the dick in full force

why?

at 10 i knew already how to masturbate and liked to insert things in my butt

I shoved my finger in a power socket

>2. stupid shit you did as a kid
Didn't spend any time socializing and making friends

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>when I was two I started playing with a knife while my parents weren't around, and I almost lost one of my eyes.
I still have the scar of that day.

Female cousin??

Had a phase where I would run up to women and grope their tits.

would you like to fuck your sister

1. flag
2. I tried to swallow a whole guava without chewing. I almost died
me too
kys

I would hold shit in for weeks at a time because I didn't like to poop. This sometimes led to accidents as you might predicted

no

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Fingered my butt whenever I had a bath until I was 11 or 12

I did this too lmao.