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Aussie Girls edition

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really like this phenotype

NEED a bogan gf, will trade a slav for a good one

here we are now...

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talking about money is vulgar no matter how much you have

>2019
>no coiner
Dear oh dear

this

Gib patatje oorlog

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June's glowing red
Oh strawberry moon
You're always coming back a little older
But it looks alright on you
Let's find an out
We'll start anew
And with the headlights in your eyes
I see it all over you
Burn out when you want
Something that's lost belongs to you
Someone should pay for it
Well I don't know who

once was enough, Johan

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got enough fucking onion there mate

I MUST CONQUER

what the fuck is wrong with you?
where do you get 30k from?
no one said it isn't a decent amount of money but he seems to be bragign about it like it's something crazy and that he is better than anyone because of it lmao.

Based Americans
Wish a girl loved me as much Americans love them

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he fucking loves an onion, does are Johan
fucking loves 'em

20 years in the can

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chune

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starting to get hungry but got fuck all
to eat inn the fridge. not a fan

Alright I'm going to buy two pizzas

Ah yes, the average dutchman

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Why do Brits do this?

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blast from the past, this

need to see that midget bend her over a barstool

How did he get so big :O

>everyone in my family has surnames like Eaton, Kellam, Livingston, Forsyth, Ingham, Cass, etc.
>yeah County Cork
unlikely

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me? just studying spinoza's ethics instead of shit posting on brit bc i dont want to waste my life

>her

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FUCK OFF

The coast of county cork is an English holiday enclave

>>everyone in my family has surnames like Eaton, Kellam, Livingston, Forsyth, Ingham, Cass, etc.
I doubt that Rasmussen.

Well?

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>Julian Assange gets 50 weeks in jail for breaching bail conditions as judge tells him he cost the taxpayer £16m and 'no-one is above the law'
Yeah well what about the bankers!!!!!! Also, Pakis

painfully unfunny

my dad's an immigrant

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hello Finlad

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>Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange has been sentenced to 50 weeks in jail for breaching his bail conditions.

>The 47-year-old was found guilty of breaching the Bail Act last month after his arrest at the Ecuadorian Embassy.

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corr

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if someone claimed they knew you really well, would you take that as a compliment or an insult?
like if they got you a shirt and said it was "you all over" - regardless of whether it was - would you be flattered that they consider you close enough to know well or take it that they think you're simple and surmisable?

i am supremely based

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are hyenas black bear tier pests that eat trash or do they pose a threat to humans?

Jah lives

Quite simple really, God can do everything because he's omnipotent, and you can't because you're not, suck it up.

You wanna start smuggling diamonds lad?

hello

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aussie women are great fun, had some of my best times when i spent 2 months in aus (they love brits too)

The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism

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They're pests and are generally afraid of humans

dpeends if it's true or not

except there is no god and your book of fiction holds no sway over anything, grow a brain duh

Runt post

probably wouldn't think that much into it

alri thanks jeff haha
have a good one
t. Florida

being this poor and jealous is vulgar

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NEED an Aussie GF like this

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farmoids should be arrested

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The scran? I'm glad you asked.
Having a burger and chips

I'll smuggle your cock into my arse lad

so bloody grim lmao

wonder where it is

They only know what I allowed them to know. They know the face I put on so I'd think they were an idiot

fuck off you cunt

stop spamming this shit over and over you spastic freak who couldnt pull during freshers

no doubt she caught shit for this but then tbf who could blame her for having that life is she was given it?

Vile sodomite you must have hit your head after a booze binge or something

I don't know what you mean by this post
are you saying farmers are bad? the Irish have lived and died by farming for centuries
why abandon it

admin assistant is claiming she hasn't got enough work to do
and yet here i am, midday, and the only cup of coffee i've had all morning is the one i made when i got in

how does that one work?

fuck off you cunt

nobody, but you can blame her for being so crass and lacking in self-awareness. Literally braindead.

admin assistants do about 4 hrs of work a week
t. former admin assitant

You can blame her. Many people have given up wealth you know

yeah nothing says a lack of self-awareness than critiquing your own life in comparison to others

poor and ugly people don't understand humour

think I'm going to sell my watches lads. mindless consumption just isn't doing it for me anymore

She wants more complex or challenging tasks, not just additional busy work. She is trying to better herself professionally in order to get promoted or another job elsewhere.

Are you the sort of boss who would deny her that?

britain is fucking shit.

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kino war setting

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is today not a holiday in your island?

So fuck off back to Timbuktu then you spearchucking black bastard

PC gone mad.

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moves on to the next Monday

Why would it be, what is it in Froggeville?

whoah

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based US officials

who has the historically worst reputation as an imperialist and a warmonger? the US? GBR?

Venezuelan "troops" sound like pussies
let's go boys

labour day

She'll still win. Her bone structure and muscle density is so superior to that of a woman, even a steroidal one