/brit/

He got his charger taken away which makes me think he's in there involuntarily

have about 13 spanish textbooks scattered around my house
never learned spanish (LOL)

business idea: have a wank

How old is he?

I don't think he's getting out lads...

need to sort my act out desu

>4k in S&S LISA
>7k in Vanguard LS80
>10k in current account (LOL)
>3.5k in some old ISA that's like 0.03% interest
>2k in old crypto (about break even, but was 8k in Jan 18)

Me haha

>you are posting with actual literal mental patients

"'A man necessarily comes to resemble in his ways whomsoever he consorts with for the greater part of the day.'" [Antiphon]

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Very possible my parents could do that

attempting to line up 7 dates in a row for an entire week of dating from today

ahh yes, very impressive. and your age?

Ducking Dan is giving out hot air

Hello Nigger

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Based Monero Pajeet

That quote is true, this site turned me into a virgin freak

that's why I come here to post with the great minds of /brit/
iron sharpens iron ;)

Sounds like an episode of Frasier haha.

Let's be honest, if you don't have AT MINIMUM the equivalent of $500K USD by 30 you haven't made it

Nimboids btfo

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The duality of the Antipodean man

Saeed will be here on his biscycle in 4 minutes with my order

HYPED

devising a plan to break lachlan out

good luck. did once two tinder dates in a row same evening

a bit too racy for Frasier I dare say

got 117k in savings
(worked hard)

LEFTY POL ON THE ROPES

youtube.com/watch?v=p6z0Q0ZqR6Q

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>£600 in current account
>8k in help to buy ISA
>4k in savings
Want to save more but the gf is a massive money drain

This. It's time to stop wagecucking yourself and start your own business by the age of 25.

How old?

i don't think he's ever said
i would guess 16-19

black lady drove into the back of my car
practically no damage but hopefully i'll be able to get a couple grand out of this

He's in there for his wisdoms.

dad paid for me to go on a tour to bath
is it gonna be cool or a tourist trap?

*does a swift calculation*
That means by the time you're 12 you should be making $200K

got 99999999999999999999999999999999999k in savings

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It's ok lad. I could literally just leave and go missing.

>made it
made what?

If he's over 18 then why would his parents have any say? Reckon he's about 16

Na Bath is nice, not too touristy

what the actual fuck? how?

for me it's being £1640 into my student overdraft with no savings of any kind

what do you spend on the gf? We split the bill on everything except like 1 meal in 5 I pay for if i feel like it, she earns a bit less

if she was white, would you have mentioned her colour in your post?

25
haha just joking ive never had a proper job and Its from my parents
based capitalism

Would marrying a successful woman and leeching off her be a bad idea?

assange just got the death sentence

Messi's got massive nostrils, wow.

I'm 27. Turning 28 next month.

haha whypipo be like dis but blaqpipo be like dat

don't have sound on my pc
still couldn't watch that for more than 30 seconds because of the spacker mannerisms of that non-sargon lad.

turns out... little monkey fella

Got £1.25 million in crypto

last nights late night sushi, jerky, and beer binge has surely disagreed with my delicate tum tum

no because 90% of the people in this country are white

his ears and nose will look amazing when he's an old man being wheeled out for every fifa and uefa ceremony

Got $12 mil in rare pogs.

Very amusing caricature.

it
and if you don't know what "it" is by then you haven't made it

any cute nurses work there lach?

women are much less likely to marry down (financially) than men, good luck finding one

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Don’t spend anything on her it’s more she makes me do things I wouldn’t normally do. For example going on holiday 2/3 times a year or going drinking at fancy cocktail places.
Personally I’m happy just have a £2 pint of doom bar at spoons

oh my lans the fucking syrian greek got me banned for calling him a vile brown midge
what a pussy

pogs... those were the days
*sips*

Hate these kinds of people
>I got a several hundred thousand pounds discount on my house because its under the Heathrow flight path and now I complain about the Heathrow flight path
My uncle runs a pub and constantly gets noise complaints from a group of newbuilds ~50 metres away, despite the pub having been there for a few hundred years and the people moving into the houses knowing there'd be a pub behind them.

Had like £13k I'm savings and spent it in two years

he still lives at home, that's why they put him in. he wasn't leaving his room. they called the police on him

based trust fund kid dabbing on all the hard workers around the world

what on

...from 30k initial

that look like my cat

Yes.

saving up for a new (used) car

The end ones don't care I think?

got 2m in savings on runescape

got 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999k in savings

bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/48102479

The first blow has been struck against the tranny menace. Men are no longer allowed to compete with women unless they cuck themselves with meds

haha it really is like that sometimes

you should've recorded your removal from the house, lachie
the antipodean louis

The scran has arrived
Got delivered by a right qt

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WTF I got a warning for the #Gapeyourass post
Why?

A new used Lexus?

Random crap, a car, computers, loads of little shit here and there

ngl those chips look nice

Haven't eaten a drop of food today

I only spend 500-600 a month due to living with based mummy and daddy, which means after tax I can save about 62K a year including super

My mate got 30k off his dad at 18 when he died. He had blown the lot on pointless shit by the time he was 21.

yeah cunts, shouldn't have a leg to stand on

oi lachlan ya cunt open ya fucken doooor you're not good mate

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Haven't had a scrap to drink today