Why don't Americans celebrate May Day?

Why don't Americans celebrate May Day?

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non-religious international holidays are cringe

Anarchism is the dumbest and most incoherent ideology of all time.

because workers' rights are the work of the devil himself.

I like Worker's Day. The police usually bash left wingers and blind them with tear gas, fun to watch.

They celebrate boss' day instead

Floralia?

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Because the American Labor Day takes place on the first Monday of September.

Oh, and even though that holiday exists to honor the working class, they don't give a damn about underpaid workers living from paycheck to paycheck. They'd rather honor the workers who defend their corporate overlords and spread their stories as propaganda to silence the suffering workers. If it's a straight white man, conservatives will use him as a propaganda piece. If it's a woman, a homosexual, and/or non-white, they'll be used as a propaganda piece by the liberals.

It's also the day in which communists, socialists, and anarchists demonstrate their solidarity, hence why it's barely respected by the government or news medias.

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Thank goodness for Twitter, though. You'd never see this level of awareness in mainstream media. :)

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This

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I havent had a day off in 12 days. Wont get one for another 2, will probably be on call for those as well. At least the over time will make up for it, haha.

they get too lick their boss's boots in a couple of months so there is that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss's_Day

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>Only one of them is actually using their left hand to make the fist

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It doesn't really matter lol, any show of solidarity is to be respected.

It fucking infuriates me how subversive commies distort the idea of Worker's Day and make it about the employees as if hard-working business owners weren't worlersr themselves. They are always thinking of the employee's issues but never of the struggles of entrepreneurs.

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I meant "workers", not "worlersr".

holy shit are you paid by turningpoint
you literally spam these shitty pictures every single day

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Is this a consequence of American education?

commies BTFO

cope harder, lefty cucks

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Why the fuck don't you celebrate Thanksgiving? How selfish to not be thankful for what you have, stupid leaf.

>McUnion

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We do celebrate thanksgiving

no you dont

oh no no no

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Because we have loyalty day instead.

loyalty to whom?

The US government of course.

Protest in London out my flat window right now lads, cant wait until the polish bash the lefty scum in.

cringe

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Yeah of course a crypto-soviet would find loyalty to America cringey. Doesn't mean that it is though.

>Protest in London
404 not found

must be immigrants protesting for more rights or some shit like that

Media doesn't report on labor protests in many places.

Its honestly just 10 fuckos standing with 2 police officers while one holds a tiny Palestinian flag

amerikkka is a pretty dogshit state with numerous human rights violations and basically 0 respect for other people's self-determination or sovereignty of other states
your politicians all jump on the first opportunity to fuck you over in exchange for some lobbying bucks
that's pretty cringe alright

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They're protestlets

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Mayday is a religious international holiday. There's the ancient religious mayday that is practiced, and the workers rights mayday to commemorate the Haymarket Affair.

>turningpoint
lol. Also, there's guaranteed employment in socialism moron.

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Being worked to death in a gulag isn't the definition of "employment", retard.

No-one was worked to death in gulags. British, French, American and German prison camps however...

>Tipping your landlord
What the actual fuck? Do murricans really do this?

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You almost fooled me for a moment there user

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what an argument, you win, it's over for the commies.

>It's real
At least they don't have ebil gommunism stuff like workers rights, and a fair minimum wage, imagine the disaster if something so evil were to happen..

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they do, but only when on a sinking ship

Based.

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>The state of the united slaves of america

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>minimum wage
yeah dude basic economy knowledge is like porky black magic and shiet

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wtf i love getting fucked over by corporate oligarchs now

They're a bunch of anglo fags.
On the brightside we celebrate it here and people are bringing shields with the face of "Lolita Lebron", a woman who partook in a shooting inside the congress in DC

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We don't celebrate it either.

we arent an NPC country that can just take the whole year off of work

NPCs don't take days off.

That's the spirit, imagine if you had to decide for yourself what to do for a day, must be horrible.
Remember War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength

Ironic because Animal Farm was written to counter commie bullshit like labor day.

Union leaders are only concerned with stuffing their own pockets.

How is labor day commie bullshit?

And yours. That's the point.

bootlicking incel who fell for corporate propaganda

Probably watches boomer videos like PragerU

>conservatards STILL believe this
it's such a low iq interpretation of animal farm it's actually shocking
the book is a warning about ALL totalitarian regimes
the point is that leaders of radical movements often don't want to depose the ruling power, they just want to replace it with themselves. Do you think one of the pigs being named Napoleon was a coincidence?

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lmao dude.
Orwell was a socialist, you dumbfuck.

Ironic since George Orwell was a socialist, and Animal Farm is an allegory for the Russian revolution and Stalinism, which is a different thing entirely.
Also that quote is from 1984.

You have no idea, user. The only reason they defend cappies and hate worker rights is because they think they'll magically be CEOs one of these days.

Orwell and muricans is easily on my top 10 anime crossovers

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One of Orwell's last published essays was him dabbing on capitalism and reaffirming his socialist convictions.

>The absolute state of amerislaves

t.

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>American education
Orwell was a socialist who fought for republicans in Spanish civil war. Animal Farm was about stalinists corrupting the revolution.

cuck

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>Animal Farm
That quote if from 1984 you retard

Fuck commies, today we celebrate our most important uprising against the Ottoman Empire.

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At this point I think the Americans are doing this on purpose to exploit us for the (you)s.

It's not some 4d chess bait. I assure you that people with this level of cognitive dissonance do exist IRL.

dubs of cluelessness

>Polish bashing their heads in
We've had huge leftie protests and they haven't seen to care then
Not many poles even live in central London they live in shitholes like Croydon

This is scary to look at

This is Bretonnian tier

We do in Hawaii.

May Day exists because of America

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haymarket_affair

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You watching it too.

LMAO

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Conveniently excluded from many history books... Fun fact: my local army base was built up here in the suburbs to protect the wealthy residents from a potential revolution.

That's not from Animal Farm

>When some bootlicker both praises the middle class life of the 1950s and bitches about Unions in the same breath

At my school it's an occasion for the seniors to run across campus wearing only body paint and jump into the river lol

Hahahaha

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Canada's Thanksgiving is the 2nd Monday in October.

Around here "Mayday" is a signal indicating a catastrophe in progress.

Holy shit, it's actually real

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