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More like nine sausages LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>You wouldn't like a more scenic countryside? I'd imagine most people would, only the farmers themselves would disagree but they're the minority. From a utilitarian perspective, it makes more sense to please the majority
Can you get any more West Brit than this? Well, besides denying that the Famine was genocide

replant the amazon rainforest in Armagh I say.

Kys

That doesn't even have anything to do with the UK and nobody mentioned it lmao. Why do mongs throw around the phrase "West Brit" for everything?

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Maybe you would understand if you knew anything about Ireland

Wanting to damage Ireland like that is pretty brit-like. No better than the landlords who made huge estates with fancy gardens while their tenants starved outside.

alri lads

The Brits ruined their countryside with farmland too, what's your point?

You just proved our point by saying it was something the brits did, ergo it was right to call you a west brit.

I'm not talking about the farmland issue, which I wasn't following but suspect I side with you on, I was talking about disingenuously acting like you don't know why "west brit" describes almost (?) everything bad in Ireland.

>Mongs
West Brit get out

So as an independent country, you wouldn't like to undo some of that damage with real reforestation efforts? As it stands, we're like Britain in the sense that we get BRUTALLY nature mogged by most other countries except for a few places like Denmark or the Netherlands

The term "West Brit" should be only used for actual West Brits like Terry Wogan, people who identify as British primarily, You can't just say [thing I don't like] is West Brit

Nah

how many of u actually speak gaylick

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I was fluent but forgot it.

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There are a few dozen native speakers many who know a few words from school but every Irish speaker is fluent in English and there's more French, Portuguese and Polish speakers than there is Irish speakers in Ireland. So there's that.

Mise, ach níl mé líofa.
There's many tens of thousands who speak it as their main language and most of the country knows a basic level of it. Don't listen to the second poster that replied to you, he's a foreign shitposter here that hates the country.

Daily reminder to KAT.

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I can read and write it a lot better than speak it desu. I'm the same with German though, which I also learned in school

Póg mo thóin sasanach

I'm not English.

prepare your anus for united Ireland

Can't have been very fluent then.

la creatura

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Reminder that in 1800, there was like 1% desire for independence in Scotland yet after Irish immigration that increased to 45% 200 years later :^)

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No, I was a native speaker.

I'm not Scottish either.

Still an anti-irish sentiment in England, watch how this Englishman treats an Irish fellow for just tying to do his job: youtube.com/watch?v=HpNtbSfdNFo

Sad.

What is KAT?

>Still an anti-irish sentiment in England
We could see that from the Brexit negotiations. The English papers were screeching about Ireland standing up for our own interests instead of bending over for Westminster.

>not Scottish
>supports Rangers
Why not Linfield?

Pretty much all Linfield and even Glentoran fans are also Rangers fans

Kill all Taigs you dopey fenian cunt

oh

In fairness, you could say the exact same thing about the Irish press screeching about the UK for standing up for its own interests instead of bending over to the EU or Ireland

You can't support 2 teams. What happens when they play with each other? It's not exactly unlikely either, both are commonly seen in the early qualification rounds of the Europa League and Champions League

>You can't support 2 teams. What happens when they play with each other?

Your team wins no matter what. And if it's a draw you can be happy neither was defeated.

>both are commonly seen in the early qualification rounds of the Europa League and Champions League

Linfield have not played Rangers in European qualifiers. Linfield vs Celtic however has been played twice this decade.

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>In fairness, you could say the exact same thing about the Irish press screeching about the UK for standing up for its own interests instead of bending over to the EU or Ireland
We're rightfully upset over the UK not honouring their obligations under the GFA and causing this whole mess, not only by voting in the most self-destructive referendum a country could impose upon itself, but also by refusing to accept a simple measure that would have guaranteed no hard border. We have every right to be upset when Britain was quickly turning into a rogue state and almost implemented measures that would have destroyed our economy overnight.
And you wonder why people call you a west brit.

>not only by voting in the most self-destructive referendum a country could impose upon itself,
No, a country could vote away their rights to a fifth of its territory and the right of its children to live.

Touché.

>If you don't force a woman to deliver and raise her rapists child her whole life rather than removing the foetus you are literally murdering kids

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Can't reason with popecucks, don't even try it user

>you are literally murdering kids
Yes. What do you think the foetus is and what removing it means?

>creates a religion because your king's balls don't work
Pssh, nothing personnel Clement.

There is nothing in this world more pathetic than a male feminist

I said before that voters in Britain should be primarily concerned about Britain and shouldn't have to give a shit about how their actions affect other countries. Just like when we vote, we shouldn't have to concern ourselves with the impact on countries other than our own. Of course, they should honour the GFA while at the same time, they're perfectly entitled to leave the EU so a solution needs to be worked out but you don't need me to tell you that. Thing is, if Ireland was unified or there were no Anglo-Irish agreements to be honoured, the Irish press would still be screeching about Brexit because of the impact on trade. I think this is what makes me cringe desu. "We hate you Britain b-but please t-trade with us", it seems hypocritical and reminds me of the attitude of niggers in America. They hate the whites but depend on them at the same time. We need to put our money where our mouth is and diversify trading partners so we're not reliant on Britain. Only then, can we hate the UK without being seeing as beta

Totally the fetus' fault right

*without been seeing as beta

>and raise
No one is claiming this.
Women aren't even obliged to take care of normal, healthy children they birth, but men are penalised if they don't pay the woman and their rights are unrecognised.

They don't hate Britain. They loooove it so much they can't bear to see it lose influence and connection with us and our trade/political partners.

>and shouldn't have to give a shit about how their actions affect other countries
Classic brit attitude. If only they were smart enough to realise that their actions would harm their own country far more.

>cringe
>>>/facebook/

>the Irish press would still be screeching about Brexit because of the impact on trade
Your argument here is relying entirely on assumptions you're making up. And even then it's falling under the "it's alright for them to do it because in a hypothetical timeline we might have done something similar" fallacy.

>"We hate you Britain b-but please t-trade with us", it seems hypocritical
The government have said time and again that we want a normal relationship with Britain built on mutual respect, it's the English that keep ruining that from their eternal perfidery. We just want to trade with our neighbours, they want to jeopardise that because of brexiteers' delusions of grandeur thinking that any country wants to strike a trade deal with the UK.

>reminds me of the attitude of niggers in America
You know that you have to give reasons for a comparison right? All this does is showcase your obsession with foreign countries in comparing them to Ireland while you continue to deride "your" countrymen as much as you can.

Honest to God I have difficulty believing you're not an immigrant or child of immigrants. If England took a shit on the street you would worship it as gold. If Ireland did the same you would deride it for not being English enough.

Those who support Celtic are more Irish than those who don't

They can't even pronounce Celtic.

The same freaks who cry in these threads about the north being given up on to end terrorism and murder, and women and gays having rights offer no better alternatives and simultaneously also have dreams of a grosshibenia that speaks nothing but Irish and other cringey concepts I'd never heard of in my life before the incels spamming their cringey ethnonationalist batshit fantasies all over these threads.

>offer no better alternatives and simultaneously also have dreams of a grosshibenia that speaks nothing but Irish and other cringey concepts I'd never heard of in my life before
YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF

>All this does is showcase your obsession with foreign countries in comparing them to Ireland while you continue to deride "your" countrymen as much as you can.
True, I do compare Ireland with other countries but that's only natural, especially being on Jow Forums and all that. I think the main reason is that people call me a West Brit on here is because I'm willing to criticise the flaws of Ireland, but this is only because I'd like to see the country in a stronger position. Things like having a lower average IQ than other European countries, speaking a foreign language, deforested countryside, etc. are all real flaws. Is it wrong to acknowledge them? There are plenty of good things about Ireland too of course. Accessible 3rd level education, accessible healthcare (although the quality of it is debatable), low crime rates, friendly people, etc. but there's no point in bringing attention to this stuff since that would just be sucking ourselves off. It's more worthwhile to highlight the negatives so they can be changed. Ignoring them and blindly thinking Ireland is flawless doesn't make you more Irish than me

>Honest to God I have difficulty believing you're not an immigrant or child of immigrants. If England took a shit on the street you would worship it as gold. If Ireland did the same you would deride it for not being English enough.
I'm pretty anti-immigrant and proud of my 100% Irish ancestry. I'm not some Anglophile either, I just don't hate the UK. You don't have to hate Britain to be Irish

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Lol who cares

>not only by voting in the most self-destructive referendum a country could impose upon itself
They'll be grand

Wha-Wha... What?

I'm probably on your side, I just don't quite... WHAT WAS THAT

>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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If I compile my shitposts into a book, could I be regarded as Joyce is?

is this true? they use an s sound and not a k sound?

Yep. Used to piss me off when I had to deal with people who said "the Selltick Sea". Or worse, people who thought the word Celtic was only a soccer team and didn't believe there was any other use for it.
Knackers, not even once.

Americans do this too with the Boston Celtics

You fucking classist prick

not all of us. I live in the midwest and even I know its a k sound. if you go to boston and use an s sound you would be mocked

"classist" as in "Haile Selassie"

Jeezus that speaks volumes about anglo entrenchment in your island

Got to some how move the mound of trash out of my room, so I can present it cleanly to my landlord tomorrow.
I don't know why I do this to myself, but it is in these moment I feel truly alive.

...

Rasta man blaze that shit

When was the last time there was a new funny movie?
Is comedy even a genre anymore?

Dodgeball.

>Is comedy even a genre anymore?
Politics owns it now.

I enjoyed that Adam Sandler movie, the week of.

>anime was proven to be quintessentially Irish in the last thread
Damn, I wish I had been awake for that.

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You guys are like the only Irish people who watch anime.

What do you mean by "you guys"?

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>guilty
I'm surprised that the jury were able to reach any conclusion. They seemed to be very divided given the duration of deliberations.

Lad, I can assure you quite confidently that the number of people in Ireland who watch anime is far more than 20.

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No, you heard the man. We are the only Irish people who watch anime. And given that Irish is quintessentially Irish, that makes us the elite of the elite Gaels.

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Tarshish/Tarsus in Iberia,

Tarshish in Nippon (and pacific) :D

Lads do ye listen to Marty in the morning?

What do you make of him?

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The autists on /éire/

1% tops

I don't watch and one of friends said he did
the one with aqua and megumin
>I said cool as I don't know if its good or not

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the anglo is so eternal he lives on in his bastard children

Aengus is on that weather show with his alpaca tonight lads.

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What a stallion

Why can't the Irish Navy design their own shipgirls instead of stealing western designs?

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They should commission the Japanese to do it. They know a thing or two about shipgirls.

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