What have you learned from Jow Forums about Portugal...

What have you learned from Jow Forums about Portugal, based on what you have seen from this board alone from memes and posters, and no other context?

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It's just the map of Turkey in vertical position

they hate us but love our tourism bucks

every touristy region in the world does

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my total knowledge of Portugal

rate

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56/10

>poortugal
>manletugal
>HIVtugal
>murdertugal
>smoketugal
>livewithyourparentstugal

Portuguese are very pro-American, pro-Europe pro-West and identify as white. They are like opposite version of Spaniards. I like them desu :3

Portugal is really a geographical and political oddity. It really should not exist, though I understands Spain's joy when they finally got their independence back in the 17th Century....

That would be a based combo if they weren't sandniggers

The memeflag mongrel from asia will teach us what we are..

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pro-Europe and pro-West sure but not really pro-American, the vast majority think of you as fat buffoons
McDonald's is very popular though

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I learned that I really want to visit northern Portugal. Seems really comfy.

x+"tugal"

I’m dating a Portuguese girl and she has taught me that they are white

It's based

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kek

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north= based and redpilled
everything else = cucks

shut up retardo
ÉVORA (alentejo) is glorious and based

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They are melancholic and their great achievements are seemingly forgotten.
I like them.

I like you too bud

american tourists in europe are fine, from experience

ch*vs on the other hand...

they are BLACK

I find this unsettling because know you typed desu and not t.b.h

It's full of cute boys and I want to suck all of them off!

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>she has taught me that they are white

Are you sure she's portuguese then?

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you okay?

more than okay

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How did they get away with it for so long?
They colonized Africa and Asia before anybody else bothered, invented the European slave trade, got bailed out by England time and again, got kicked out of their country by Nappy but STILL got to rule in Brazil like something out of Code Gayass.

It's like this country was playing with cheat codes for 600 years.

i learnt about cute portuguese tummies and about the existance of autist portuguese Jow Forumstards
also about their autistic hate towards lisbon

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>cute portuguese tummies
My favourite!

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north of portugal = rightful galician clay
the rest = less rainy galicia
this, all americans i've come across were excellent compared to my online experiences

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I know there's a small town in Alentejo called Cuba and all.

But we're not Cuba.

There's a town called panties in the North (Braga)

Surprised BE still hasn't sperged about this. Oh nevermind, they don't care about anything outside Lisbon.

They're not fun but not bullies either

that's certainly because american tourists are people with lots of money and brits are poors making the most of their vanishing EU travel privilege for one last lads' holiday in dagoland

the rank very low in many things compared to the rest of europe but are very good at speaking english