/smg/ - Stock Market General

Apple Earnings edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=eplAQ3fEr8M
apple.com/investor/earnings-call/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for APPLE tanking

>joint stiffness
>chest pain
>wrong opinions
>risk aversion
Boomer bros ww@?
youtube.com/watch?v=eplAQ3fEr8M

First for RKG confirmed dead

...

First for MID-TEENS

My dubs say Apple will beat earnings

Apple call at the next top of the hour

apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

Tesla deal?
Robots?
or just a boring ecosystem based earnings on meme brand status

A kind reminder of what Big5Guy is (in)capable of

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FUCK PANDORA

MY FUCKING PUTS NOOOOO

Did she OD on memes?

First for apple dumping
R-right?

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Boomers love Pandora. My parents use that shit.

No even worse, crypto sadly.

TA on SPY

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My boomer neighbor listens to Pandora over his sound system in his backyard while he revs his Harley in the garage. It's true.
She isn't dead, there hasn't been a cataclysmic market drop.

ameno

APPL will miss, I am convinced. Chinkshit like xiaomi and huawei has destroyed the market share of samsung, I've no reason apple is immune from this, especially seeing how ludicrously expensive their latest flagship models are.

RKG single-handedly holds up the market?
Should we hire a protection detail of autistic eunuchs?

Is the hedge fund meme finally dead?

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I got rekt on bgfv

They'll have the last laugh when the Big One hits.

I hope so. Market will be much better with only whirring computers doing the screwing of retail.

I thought that was scheduled for last Friday

Love all you dumb fucks gambling on earnings 3/4 of you will blow up your portfolio and not post in here again for another month because you are all just fucking retarded as fuck

I am one of those guys.
>buy 20 HMNY shares
>lose ~$20
Yikes

So you did baghold Big 5?

We are the Golden Bulls

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iShares Core MSCI World (IE00B4L5Y983)
Lyxor MSCI Emerging Markets (FR0010429068)
Those two cover 90% of my holdings.

>MID-TEENS

Big5 you've lost more money gambling on meme stocks than all of us combined. Stop being pissy because you got just'd on all your stock picks.

u mad because HMNY?
KEK

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>Lyxor MSCI Emerging Markets
The Amundi MSCI EM one is cheaper.
LU1681045370

AAPL wins

beat everything

BREAKING: Apple sold 41.3M iPhones in the last quarter and 11.55M iPads, both beating estimates; the tech giant also sold 3.7M Mac computers.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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PUMP IT
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

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Apple 3Q EPS $2.34, Est. $2.18
Apple 3Q Rev. $53.3B, Est. $52.4B
iPhones sold: 41.3MM, Exp. 41.6MM

GOOGLE BEATS EARNINGS

I blame the minorities for trading in their EBT cards for black market luxury items. Rrrrrrrreeeeeeeee. OBUNGO!!!

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ESKETIT

APPL PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

NDX MOON TOMORROW

Oil will take us all to Valhalla!!
RDS, BP, CVX

That, and MU of course

>Apple 3Q EPS $2.34, Est. $2.18
Holy shit dat beat

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This has been very accurate so far

I'm not marrying this faggot unless he gets serious plastic body modifications and HRT

not a great day, but not really bad either.

Also, can anyone trade crypto on RH yet? Seems like they introduced the function ages ago but I still don't have access to it.

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Bulls win once again.
Where is your bog now?

There has been sexual tension between you two for a long time

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Growth stocks are up because sentiment on long term market strength has soured. Nobody is trusting anything to hold gains.

Holy shit

Grandpa generals are retarded

Enjoy never going to lamboland

hedge funds were always a scam it’s just jews trading with insider information like soros, druckenmiller, steinhardt, etc.

I'm pretty sure mormonism frowns on homosexuality comfer. But if you're as good at mormonism as you are at trading...

Maybe it's because he reminders me of all the chads who bullied me through highschool, and the idea of railing my semen into his tight boi pussy really gets me going.
I want his anal blood mixed with my cum and I force him to drink it

stop

How is the spread on that one? And does the degiro charge transactions costs for it? The one I got currently is in their 'core selection' (no transaction fee).

Heavenly Father does NOT approve of this post. Enjoy outer darkness comfy

That's one sexy chart, what site is that?

Damn, AAPL earning call waiting music is cool as fuck

By coming to Earth you automatically get set up for a crappy version of heaven, so I'm not too concerned :)

Heavenly Father is too busy chasing tail to worry about comfy.

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my upstairs neighbours are vacuuming AGAIN. This is the third day in a row they've done this. Once a week is sufficient for godsakes.

/smg/, it's official, I'm a brainlet and I make terrible investments. What's my best hope for my remaining money?

Major win (or recovery) today for me, We going to the Philippines to celebrate bros.

Is this the thread where we talk about Big5Guy for 320+ post?? wow i'm really excited to be here. he is such a tool amiright? hehe XD

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I checked and it's not in their selection so that would cost me about 2 EUR monthly. I'm currently breaking even on costs since I got ~ 7k invested in the EM ETF and Lyxor is 0.35% more expensive. On a yearly basis that costs me about 25 EUR. Transaction fees for the Amundi ETF would cost me the same. Definitely interesting to move my funds from Lyxor to Amundi in the course of the year, though. Thanks for the tip, mate. The world ETF from iShares has 0.20% fee so I'm happy with that one.

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It's not officially on the free ETF list but I never paid any fees for buying it. Just check the order preview, should tell you any fees before you actually execute.
The liquidity is actually very similar to the Lyxor one so the spreads were never an issue to me.
There's also EIMI from iShares but that's on LSE rather than Euronext so if you're on Degiro you'll you won't have real-time feeds unless you pay extra.

Learn how to hedge.

And yeah, IWDA is my main passive hold too.

get good at sucking dick

Diversify, have a long investment horizon and don't let your emotions affect your decisions

Get HRT and whore yourself out on webcam.

i'd donate

but diversify into what

boomer ETFs? grow up my man we need better than 6% returns annually

desktop version of RH

>tfw your discount broker will never look as good as RH

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IM A FUCKING KING

Bro, you might have just saved me 30 EUR. I'll place an order tomorrow for ~ 500 EUR and check if they charge me any fees. If not, I'll sell all of my Lyxor and transfer to Amundi. Thanks mate!

It's pretty amazing how stable IWDA is if you zoom the chart out to the max - pretty much a straight line.

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>be a bear
>buy TVIX
>constantly lose
>finally cave and buy something
>the market immediately implodes
This is going to happen to me, isn't it?

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Yes, boomer ETF's. If 6% is not enough for you, you will not be able to build capital. The vast majority of the people on here are no more than gamblers. You might as well play the lottery or roulette instead of betting on earnings and buying (options on) smallcaps.

You might get his HIV that he got from that Mexican Tranny.

desu I really like the look of the desktop version of RH. I mostly use it on my phone, but I'm glad they didn't do a halfassed job designing the desktop UX. And RH is a discount broker... it's literally free m8

here's another screenshot for any of those who haven't given it a try yet...

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I exclusively use the desktop version mainly to buy. Only use the phone to monitor and sell.

thats littelry a bad week or even day.can u be a bit more agressive and impaitent in ur trades

when will amd settle and go back up

Aapl is such a boomer company now. Fucking boring shit. Prints money though. At some point they will need someone with balls in charge though once they are done milking this.

>it's literally free m8
Yeah that's my point, but I'm not American to be able to use it.
My cheapest option is Degiro where the UI is a glorified spreadsheet and the search engine is utter garbage, especially with how fragmented the European market is.

Anything less than 100% growth is failure in my eyes.

If I can average 6% annual return on my stack, I will never run out of money even if I live to be 250.

This unironically.

I have a floor for success at about 50%.

is this cuz you have like mid 7 figures already lol

I have an excel file where I create some charts to show profit, amount invested and portfolio value. Maybe I can make it some sort of general template (and try to link it to yahoo finance). I use it to create charts like pic related.

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