On the edge

I am so fucking fucked, if my bags don't move within the next couple days I'm probably a dead man. I borrowed money from my drugdealing friend back in Dec, about 50k, we were gonna split the profits and he was gonna quit selling coke...
That 50k is less than 10k now, he owes his supplier money and needs to pay him back next week, if I don't get him his 50k by the end of next week he's gonna fucking kill me. How do I make 50k in a week? Please someone help me I am shaking as I type this, I don't know what to do.

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>10k now

cash out the 10k and move to china.

I know kneepads are an old meme but I will seriously do anything for cash right now. how do I even go about sucking dick and how much money could I possibly make?

H U $ T L E

what the fuck am I gonna do in China you retarded nigger, I'd rather die than live there

Get a job in the sewers to find ingridents for the restaurants

If you're so sure he's gonna kill you why don't you run away? Most drug dealers aren't as tough as you think and they just want money, if you make a sincere effort to repay him over time I don't think you'l be harmed.

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Charge extra when they ask if you swallow.

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that is obviously my last resort. I am not running away right now as I have nowhere else to go. I live with my parents, I'm a 23 yo NEET and have only $280 to my name. I own a 99 corolla and that's basically it. I don't wanna be homeless. If it comes to life vs homelessness I will leave my town and go to florida or somewhere else warm and far. Warm so I don't freeze to death at night, and far so they don't find me. Fuck I'm so fucked.

I'm not really scared of my friend, he has guns but he's a pussy, he won't kill me. His supplier knows that he is waiting on me to give him his money, so he can give it to the supplier. His supplier is well known around here, he has killed before and I am sure is willing to do it again. He knows me and I know my friend would give him my address if asked. He will kill me.

and just what makes you believe he is going to go after you? They go after your family you dork.

This desu

non of you fuckers answered my question. please, anyone have experience kneepadding? anyone know a way to make quick cash? I don't care how degrading it is, I need money.

These threads are so retarded, how many do we have to have.
>owe money guys, big big money to dangerous people
>no, i cant run away, that would be too easy

You goofball, you arent worth more than a roofied drink from some twisted gay rapist. No one is going to pay you for any sexual services.

Lol might want to run away user. You can stay and kill a couple people in self defense but eventually someone is going to light your house on fire or find some unconventional way to kill you where you can't fight back.

Your not gonna get 50K sucking dick in a week.
Best bet is to bring your family somewhere far away and repay your friend once the bull comes

You could try gambling at a casino with the money, this is a good last resort . Most likely you will just have to call the police and move to a different location.

I know someone who actually did this to avoid paying all his gambling and drug debt. Granted he's Chinese not some random gwai lo.

Any paperwork of the 50k?

How did you transferred the 50k?

10k is enough to buy a gun if you know what I mean.

>getting involved with dealers AT ALL while you still live with mommy and daddy
holy fuck retard, even if you run away they'll still ice the fuck out of your dad and mom.

enjoy explaining to the grandparents why your parents got flayed alive by some spic coke dealer. well done

Yeah OP is stupid , he could just buy some assault weapons, barricade his house and use CCTV. Good short term solution anyway.

it's probably a fucking larp anyway

Just ask your parents to mortgage the house bro. Good luck explaining how you bought imaginary chucke cheese tokens with their money

Should have converted to Islam. Allah does not permit money lending as it it is 'haram,' you would have never gotten into this mess. Pray to allah for forgiveness and ask your local imam for protection.

unironically go all in on gameworldeos.github.io

there's no legit way to make your money back. gamble and pray.

Can you send your coins to me before he kills you? Thanks.

that is literally the dumbest response here... you think life is a video game you retard?

it is a larp, just testing the stupidity of this board. yup still the same, takes the bait every fucking time. sell all your alts it's all going to zero.

Everyone always says dont invest more than you can afford to lose.
And not only did you do that. You went above and beyond and borrowed more money than you ever have even seen at one time, from someone who has literally killed people.


I'm sorry op, you are simply too stupid for me to have sympathy. The world will be a better place without your dumb ass around

No but I have had to defend myself in a home invasion before, killed 2 guys with a mini-14 . Already had CCTV set up and I have bars behind my doors.

I dunno man you seem pretty stupid yourself. I could believe it.

interest is haram, not lending, you dipshit. If his friend loaned him 50k and he has to pay back 50k, then everything is perfectly halal

t. resident haji

yeah ok

>willing to suck dicks
but yet not willing to move to a different country. wtf is wrong with you. im assuming you live in the states. just go to somewhere like thailand with the $10k. That will buy you like 2 years if you live conservatively. in that time, learn webdev and freelance.

IT'S A LARP GOD DAMMIT!

is this sarcasm?

>taking the Islam meme seriously

Go to China they basically treat white dudes like gods

100x long august 10

the supplier his going to shake you down eheh... or prolly send you to Colombia and narconiggers are going to stick a big chorizo of coke up your ass and make you fly home, then maybe a couple more times until you've paid your debt plus VIG. bitch.

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>unironically being an infidel
lmao, enjoy Jahannam

get ready for even lower prices and relax, it will bounce back by October

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>I live with my parents
tell your parents how badly you fucked up. they will save your ass. live out the remainder of your days in shame.

You're fucked. Leave the country.

shills really are subhuman

Deny the whole thing, throw your degenerate friend under the bus. It the guys come lookin for the money, say the was laughing about how he ripped them off & they were pussies that would not do shit. He bought BCC

SHORT BTC TO 6k WITH 100X LONG

WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE.

GOOD LUCK.

>I am shaking as I type this
1.) Larp
2.) Prove it
3.) You're a big fat pussy
4.) You're a big fat dumb ass
5.) ???
6.) Profit

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>gambling
>Chinese
story checks out

Bro if you run away what do you think the dealer is gonna do to your parents

Stop larping faggot no one is this stupid

Kill him first

okay so if this is not bait i think i know of a way to help you out but its gonna need some luck (like his ass not offing you next month)

anyways if this is not bait send me PM at [email protected]

shh no tears now

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1.buy a gun and whack him,people will think its the other dealer.
2 get of the country
3. ring the police on them

Anyone who didn't realize that this was a LARP within the first sentence, neck yourself.

If dubs, you will go to hell when you die, whether or not you neck yourself.

>Implying Jow Forums's favorite passtime isnt discussing hypothetical scenarios like this

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dam RIP OP

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If he kills you how will he get the money though. He may hurt you, but I would think you're better off alive to him until you have paid your debt.

If this ins't a larp, my cousin was in a similar situation. back when gold was taking off, he put his and dealers friend money into it, got scammed by another dodgy "friend" who just took off with it and went to south America. he had to crawl to our other relatives to pay it back. he lost his inheritance money. aswell as paying interest on the dealers

This is more likely

Ok user, the way I see it you're fucking dead if you don't 4x your money, at a minimum.

So go to a casino, slap it all on RED, TWICE. I have a very good feeling if you go to a casino you will get black. If you cant go to a casino IRL, just use a bitcoin casino online. Make sure you bet on RED. Then you'll have 40k and can negotiate for the remaining 10k, like they might spare you.

Just don't get too greedy and make sure you understand that it will roll RED< twice.

Give 120 50ยข blowjobs/hour for the next 7 days straight

I was exposed to the shady criminal underworld in Chinese communities during all of my teenage years. Shit is no joke.

Try killing him first

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Offer to pull kill jobs to pay off the debt.

I am not convinced