Off to jail

Probably going to jail soon for unpaid child support. There's a warrant out for my arrest. Cops already came by looking for me once, room mate told them I wasn't home and to come back later. I'm not even gonna resist, but I am kinda scared. But not really because it's just minimum security for a few months. I know I made a lot of bad choices in my life, but I'm not a morally bad person. I still see my son 3 days a week and have an OK relationship with the baby momma (we just care about our son, do our own thing). I make 30k a year, live frugally, somewhat intelligent. Anyway, I have:
9 ZRX
134 LINKIES
154.72 XRP
458.306 XLM

Do you think I'll get out of jail and be able to pay all my debts (about 15k) and have a nice chunk left to reinvest? I know I'm a poor fag, but I'm trying to do something better with my money. I don't buy name brand clothes (or food for that matter), I drive a 98 Ford Ranger, invest what little I can save. I just want to live a happy life anons. Will my shitty $300 investment I made the past few months get me anywhere?

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almost certainly not man. sounds like a tough situation. i'd love to give you some hope, but, realistically, the answer is no.

The concept of child support, as it exists today, is retarded.
How much are they making you pay typically?

You need to sell all that bullshit and dump it into something like hydro and then set a sell on hydro for like 1000sat before you go to jail and then pray it hits.

Fuck :(
$455 a month
I was thinking of just selling it all for ETH or BTC and just pray.

put it all into BTC it is the safest coin

Where does your fucking money go if you aren't even paying child support?

I am up overall in satoshis. But still -$100 from my initial investment. I swing traded a little bit, but mostly HODL'd

Buy $300 worth of jam ingredients. Make jam and sell it for $3000 at a farmers market. If that doesn't work in your area do the same thing just replace jam with meth.

Depends on what kinda future you want when you get out right away. Do you want a chance at joining the new economic elite and retire after getting out or do you want to have the same amount of money

I pay $755 for rent, $70 a month for car insurance, ~$70 a month for electricity, $35 a month for phone, misc stuff like groceries, gas... usual shit. 30k a year fag here

Put it all into ZRX.

I just want to be comfortable. I guess I'm cool with living off 30k a year, but the fucking child support is killing me. We have joint custody but I still have to pay cause she's even more poor than me, that irresponsible bitch. I'm also always on the edge because if something goes REALLY wrong, like I get super sick and can't work for weeks and go back in debt like I am now and just have no chance to get ahead. But I'm young and healthy and thankful for that.

>154.72 XRP
You could of traded 2 of these in and bought a condom. Tragic story my friend.

When you get out, get on a written budget. While in the pen try to find a radio and listen to talk radio. Find Dave Ramsey on the air during the day time. He can be sour but is rock solid for financial advice.

Checked and underrated

get a cheaper place. What the fuck are you doing? move to a cheap ass place, budget your fucking money. I'm a 19 year old making $16k a year, paying all of what you pay, and I can still save my money, jesus christ.

why does it make sense to put someone in jail if they cant afford child support. how does that help him, the mother or the child in any way... after he gets out he woll not be able to get a job due to criminal record, and while in he is costing the state money and he is still unable to pay

Can you pay your debts right now?

Yeah you're not cut out for going all in high risk shitcoins. 90% btc and maybe 10% in a god tier fundamental lowcap.

>unpaid child support
>jail

what kind of hell hole cuck ruled country you do live on? that sounds like it's some sharia law shit. in europe nobody goes to jail unless you murder somebody

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Cheapest 1 bedroom with washer and drier and balcony that's not in niggerville. I live in New Orleans.
Your guess is as good as mine. Welcome to the Penal System.

I AM paying them, but not what the system wants me to pay.
I am considering all BTC.

what fkn city is this OP

A good investment would be child support, so that you don't go to jail and you can continue to make lots of schmeckles.

the only thing i can recommend is going all in on link with whatever u can

New Orleans.
Noted.

First of all, jail isn't that bad. I've spent a few years behind bars myself and honestly it's mostly just boring. It'll be a good chance to catch up on your reading.

Second of all. All your crypto is going to probably be worthless by the time you get out. Not trying to shit all over your dreams but I honestly wouldn't leave crypto in the market if I knew I wasn't going to be able to do anything with it for some months.

Good luck with the Jail things. Don't do anything dumb like people tell you like get into fights right away. You don't wanna be "that guy."

user post your xrp wallet ill send you 1,000k ive been in the same situation before sucks balls user.

I've been to jail for a few days (drinking, fighting, "vandalism", stupid random shit, most I wasn't charged for). But not for months straight with degenerate niggers. I don't even think I was in the real jail, more like holding cells. I'm kinda big, 6'3, 210 lean, but I'm non confrontational. Strong, but hate fighting.

There's jail for unpaid child support in Germany, little Kevin.

In Germany they put you into jail if you don't pay the public electronic jew fee (even if you have no TV and radio).

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Eh you'll be fine. I'm 6'5" and only a little heavier. I think in a 45 month sentence I got into like 2 physical confrontations, and admittedly I started one of them so vOv. YMMV, most of my time was spent in an actual state prison which in my experience is less fighty than county jail. This was back in the 0's though too so take whatever I say with a grain of salt, I haven't been back since I've been off parole.

user if you are serious, I praise you
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since when are debtors' prisons legal again?

Child support in the South ain't no joke.

Err.. in the 90's I meant.

is this a larp so u can beg for donations?

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neither is jail, what the fuck, is it only possible to jail for non-payemnt of child support or something?

Holy FUCK dont do it u stupid piece of shit THIS IS A SCAM carefully crafted post to bait you into offering money and op is getting away with it you see this posts every so often. I did shit like this in runescape an online game and conned ppl into giving me millions of GP which i then sold for irl cash made a few thousand anyways nobody give this POS money

I wish. I'm just gonna sell my $230 worth of poop coins for BTC and get drunk until the fuzz shows up again. Hopefully I will emerge from my cell in a few months and fall right into the lap of luxury. Or at least a couple grand to get my life back to normal.

btc is shit, if youre gonna go all bitcoin at least split it half with bch

How are you doing, legally? It's very difficult to get arrested because of child support if you prove you're unable to pay. Are you a nigger with a criminal record?

Fuck dead beats. Burn in hell.

I agree. They should drug test to make sure you aren’t blowing all the money on getting high, but not jail you. Seems quite counter productive.

Just give them 15 links

Should cover the debt

Non payment gets you in faster and longer. I've been paying what I can, sometimes it's the full amount, sometimes I can't pay the total, only half or a little more than half. I have to pay my rent first and balance between food and gas. Like I said, I don't live beyond my means or live lavishly. I live pretty frugally, not cheap, just bare minimum and then whatever financial responsibilities i have.

I'll gladly take a drug test. I won't resist anything. I just want this shit to be over with. I just want to live!

> I make 30k a year
>somewhat intelligent
If you say so.