I love to travel. fluent in the language of sarcasm. not here for hook ups. must love dogs. trump supporters swipe left...

i love to travel. fluent in the language of sarcasm. not here for hook ups. must love dogs. trump supporters swipe left. *sip*

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i....i-is this a thing?

pls tell me this is a thing now

Sorry ma'am, I'm a real man and only date women with 2+ kids so that I can prove to her just how much of a man I am

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so fucking funny, thanks folks

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The absolute state of boomers

>also my sign is pisces

it's been a thing for quite some time
it's called "Online dating"

This. Signs are a must.

24 Aries

This unironically looks like my mom

I approve of this meme

Holy cringe Batman

L O L
There are so many women on dating apps (not just tinder) that this fits to a fucking T. I love it.

>That 23 year old boomette with a fine arts degree

>Jow Forums - Business & Finance
BIZ?

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>Wine connoissuer ;)

ENJF

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Moar

Get meme'd

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is left bad?
t. boomer

what a mess

I dont get the love for dogs meme.

>probably only swiped right because of your dog
>will probably like your dog more than you
>must love dogs

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>occupation: travel agent

NEET females always have to make it sound sexy

>144 photos

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christ she looks 38 not 28

Oh and the classic

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great, now that I know all these roasties say that travelling is their hobby I'll have to respond with something else when people ask me what my hobby is.

Well done, you forgot Netflix I think

holy shit you nailed it

I almost text these hoes. Its like a current year hot or not confidence booster. Send me funny shit to say and I'll send it to all of them tonight and post results

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*almost never
**skeeit***
***crack***
**sip**
Fuck im drunk will do anything for a laugh or two

>It has a penis

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>Have you heard the good news of our Lord and saviour Sergey Nazarov?
Even men do women better than women

Anyone ever get the bios with something along the lines of "I am your worst nightmare" or "I will ruin your life"?
Always a classic and they always look like skanks

the absolute state of tinder.

True
I seem to remember just asking him what his voice sounded like.
Little pecker deleted his profile though

how do i profit off this?

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>looking for somebody to go on an adventure with

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And I just sent:
>Have you heard the good news of our Lord and saviour Sergey Nazarov?
To all the remaining spammie looking accounts i.e. hot girls in this shit town full of real fatties with 7+ mixed kids and terrible hygiene because im a guy who's an hero just for fun.

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>hooks up with a trump supporting chad that kicked her dog out of the house

how was WWI gramps

open a travel agency
go long on cat food stock

Plz respond kind sir

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Love the outdoors but enjoy the night in as well. Take me on an adventure! I probably swiped right for your dog. Super likes are an accident. The kid is my nephew. Faith, family and friends. God always comes first! And yes, that's my (husky/Australian Shepherd). I love animals more than people!
Swipe the way you vote ;)

Partners in crime!

What a lad. Spreading the gospel while (hopefully) spreading your seed.

is she a brainlet?