''Donuts in the break room!''

Boss made the entire office stay two hours late today to send off an employee who was quitting with a pizza party.

I left at normal time , fuck them.

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You bastards not deserve her love or consideration

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>tfw would play wagiejump for $200

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Kek

>Oh but I can’t have a donut user, I’M ON A DIET!

Waddles from her cube an hour later to grab a donut and scurries back to her desk while no one is looking.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment

replace this with beggars pizza and that's how it is at my job. So much fucking cheese I had shits all day from the grease. Even worse is when they bring donuts from Dunkin and it's those shitty "munchkin" things. Fuck I hate this. Don't even bother getting food for other people if it's going to barely pass as edible.

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>eat a donut
>hour later

"hey guys still more donuts left, go on user have another one"

Literally happened to me today

>Anons there's carrot cake in the -- suchandsuch just retired, so there's a bunch left. You better get some before it's all gone!

Not going to act like I didn't go get some fucking carrot cake, though.

Used to do this at my previous job

Used to do this at my first job outta school. Except instead of it being on the managers they went around and collected money to buy em.

Absolutely based

Literally the lady that sits next to me.

I say this all the time, and I also shamelessly pig out on free food whenever it's there. I'm still way fitter than anybody else in the office though, so idgaf.

That image is such bullshit

Millenials today work harder maybe, but stupider. I'm getting fucking pissed every day now that I'm in an industry that really let's me see how bad things are.

You have no idea how bad things really are.

They knew so much...the new kids dont want to learn and even if they did, they dont even know how to think. Today's average 20 year old who at least has a career path, vs a few decades back...fuck.

Everything good that exists today was built by some smart fuckers 10-80 years ago. Theres basically nothing impressive in the last 10 years. Kids are really, really, really uneducated, compared to years ago.

Ayup, these kids don’t got a clue

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>hey user! What are you doing for lunch? The gang is going to that new expresso bar! Wanna come?

NNTO = no need to open, but what does LIR stand for?

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

>nearly 50% of the threads are now about wageslaving/officeslaving
looks like we are officially in depression boys

*wiggles sausage fingers*

dont mind if i do, hehehe

*grabs the last two bavarian cream donuts*

*sip*
Eeyyaaaahhhhhknow it's just a lot to take in sometimes my man

People used to read books. Who reads books now? Stupid retard!

Food is actually a great motivator. I buy cannoli from a good pastry shop every week and when my work started to fuck with me costing me money I immediately stopped, everyone noticed and they stopped fucking with me. 15 bucks a weeks saved me 30k a year.

>Hey, we got a vendor coming in around 11. He's bringing lunch!
>*two hours later following a bullshit presentation that wont affect me using whatever bullshit lab method hes advertising*

leave me alone, i dont need new methods when they arent approved by my state's regs

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>ask a kid to do something he is supposedly an expert in
>he immediately googles it

>all the worlds knowledge at your fingertips
>don’t use it because some old guy will get mad

>sneaks into meeting room at 2pm and picks up remaining salad and chicken salad half-sandwiches that no one else wanted
heheheh

>picks up remaining salad
fucking take it, you weirdo

Licensed Insurance Representative

there's a big difference between bringing a plate of food to your desk compared to a catering bowl of salad thats as wide as your torso

i would rather make 45k a year working for myself outside than making 60k in a soul killing office surrounded by fucking retards. is this just me?

>hardworking millenials

*Sssssssssssssiiiiip*

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yeah but who the fuck wants to take the leftover salad,, in any quantity? gross man

>back on keto diet because carbs were making me pissy
>HEY user WANT SOME CHEESECAKE/DONUTS/PIZZA/DONUTS/COOKIES/CHOCOLATE/DONUTS
>literally all in the same day
>tell them I'm not eating carbs
>durr it's a cookie there's no carbs in it, you're fine
Fucking fatasses want to drag everyone else down with them.

No that's a sane position. The problem is when you get married, your woman will push you to chase every last available dollar (only via wageslaving, though, so you're out of the house most of the day) and then she'll spend 110% of your income until you're busted. Once you're laden down with debt you'll be in too deep to quit your shitty job and if you had a kid with her, she knows she's got you on the hook for life as a beta money dispenser.

Protip: don't get married.

pshhh i'd play for $50

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LOL

>user is talking about something completely else
>Other user comes in with a random tirade against marriage in a paragraph of text

The point is you can google it yourself

>millennial boomers

No. Kids are over educated these days,
You look at those 135 IQ men who built the world, average Joe who was actually far above today’s average, he was underfunded, undereducated (by our standards) and yet exceeded all expectations and constructed a quasi-paradise for his children.

The elephant I sit next to described her Saturday plans as getting donuts from some place 50 kms from her house, trying Red Roosters cheesy nuggets and ending the trip at a McDonalds. I have to listen to this shit all day.

i've always been responsible with money and avoided debt - bought older cars in cash, avoided credit cards (used one but always paid it off every month so never had interest payments), and tried to save 25-30%+ of my net income

Then it all changed when I met who I thought was the love of my life, we dated a couple years, got engaged. Once she moved in she started treating the relationship as if we were already married and living that home/family lifestyle. Instantly she was on me about buying a brand new car, "the monthly payments are ONLY $400!" and wanted to buy new furniture for the living room, "we can charge it to a credit card and pay it off over the next 12 months!" I'm like what the fuck... suddenly my 25-30% savings weren't accumulating anymore because she wanted to eat at restaurants so frequently and take weekend trips to ski resorts or rent cabins or fly to vegas or this or that, shit was fucking nuts.

Eventually I caught her cheating like a hear and a half later and ended it and now I'm pretty much done with that shit. I'm stingy as fuck, last few girls I dated I barely paid a dime, bought them dinner on the first date and that was about it, couple of em stuck around for 5-6 months but once they realize I'm not paying their way they tend to distance themselves eventually.

>Email: we are having a collection to get Stacy something to celebrate her engagement, please contribute before COP Monday
>*Monday*
>Email: Some people still haven't contributed towards Stacy's engagement present, those that wish to still have time.

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had a salesman at a place i worked that would always buy donuts on the company card when he came back from a sale. the boss hated it but he didn't care everyone else loved it. thanks rob

>be office wagecuck (back in the day when I had a job)
>roasties all decide to order pizza
>the tall blonde roastie walks up to my desk and asks me what kind of pizza I want
>tell her I don‘t eat this greasy shit because I take care of my body
>record scratch freeze frame toastie roasties all looking at me in shock
>the blonde roast doesn‘t know how to react but then eventually just says okay
>pizza arrives
>she and the other roasties only eat 1 piece of the pizza in front of me and then claim they are 'full'
>all of them are ashamed that I dissed their pizza
>next days they eat salad
>their faces are absolutely miserable
>I‘m lean af and sometimes flex in front of the mirror

>I‘m lean af and sometimes flex in front of the mirror

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God damnit Jow Forums
Pic related is you

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>me cook everyday maybe lunch/dinner is cheap as £2 or less a go
>own a house with a 60% mortgage bought last year
>my coworkers, young and old, eat £8 salads every day, and £10+ takeways for dinner
>fug we're stuck in the rent trap, nobody can afford to buy a house!

Why are coworkers so dumb

my gym is full of boomers whose sole achievement is being semi-swole.

You sound like a great guy user.

The dumb middle aged roasties in my office will eat doughnuts and cream cakes but refuse to drink full fat milk

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>sitting in the office
>minding my own business
>roasties talk about all kinds of stuff
>suddenly their chat becomes very disgusting (vaginal fluids that come out during pregnancy)
>they ignore me completely like they forgot I‘m in the room
>lean to the side of the table and make a loud gag sound like I‘m about to vomit
>they jump out of their chairs
>next day ask the roastie on the hallway what stew is coming out today
>she walks away ashamed with red face

>Today's average 20 year old who at least has a career path, vs a few decades back...fuck.
What's the sense in this sentence?

> "Time for friday afterwork drinks!"
> Have a water
> "Why don't you drink alcohol user?"
> 'I have to workout later'
> "Haha workout, live a little have a beer!"
> Hands me a beer
> I leave it on the table

Every fucking time.

> "It's my birthday here are some diabeetus brownies soaked in sugar and coated with frosting!"
> Eat one, teeth hurt because of all the sugar. Feel fucking awful because of the sugar rush.
> "Have another one user!"
> 'No thanks, I already had one.'
> "Well, don't you like them?"
> 'Yes, they were delicious. But I try to avoid eating sugar.'
> "Haha user it's just brownies live a little!"
> Hands me another one
> I throw it away when she's not watching

Yet again, every fucking time. And then they'll proceed to complain about being a fat piece of walking lard and they should diet blablabla. And when I say "it's actually not that hard" they respond "yeah it's easy for you because you are fit user". You can tell how much I fucking hate this shit because it even made me write a reply on a fucking Vietnamese Rice Farming Forum. FUCK.

food is an addiction user,

Jesus Christ how can you possibly be such an awkward looser

> you're an awkward loser because you don't comply to the standards of some fat roasties at your job

The fact you're stating this makes me think you're one of them user.

Like you get a nap

Holy shit there is normie shit but you are legitimately autistic and boring person

No, he is one that makes it u fatfuck incel breed;)

Britbong here, what do you make? I cba cooking and just live off Morrison meal deals for £3.50

It's not because I hate my coworkers that I'm autistic. On fridays I train after work and get ready to hit the town with my friends. You have the chance to choose who you hang out with, and I'd rather spend my free time with people who are worth it.

Microwaved dog shit> Little ceasars
Normies LOVE this shit for some reason

These are just power moves by upper management and companies to remind you that they own you and to be a good little wagie so as to instill the proverbial “don’t bite the hand that feeds you”.

Ignore that retard, user. It's good that you're dedicated.

*cracks*
*sips*

> Heck, I'm so autistic
> mmyep about to hit the town with my friends

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This but wouldn’t have said in such a faggoty way.

>Female office worker gets pregnant, again

I wish they could be fired for this, would make things so much easier.

Lol'd

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