/Wagie/ General

Government admin

civil service is easy, most people leave early every day, sometimes half days on friday, but it is mind numbing

This is the fake wagie general.

The real one has a different tagline for each day of the week.

>tfw i know that there will be like 2 hours of work max today
>tfw getting paid for 8

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most memes are forced

>Got my 3 weeks of leave soon. Got a great resort booked up in Majorca, beaches and margaritas baby. Only cost me 6 months of pay!

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>tfw you can browse Jow Forums 90% of the time you're at your job
>get praised for my work anyway
>short commute and good benefits
>airco
I dropped 1k USD on importing erotic japanese games today just because I want something to decorate the mancave (which is my entire house).

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jeez this is depressing as fuck

Help

>get paid thousands of dollars when your work makes the company literally millions

Well at least you’re not a hurrr 1488 pol fag. You can stay

You’re poor though, that suuuuuuckssss

Not him but don’t do shit here, my uncle runs the company LOL, I’ve been here for an hour and my computer hasn’t even turned on yet.

>cope

Casual friday reporting in.

I get to wear jeans today.

>and i am

>works for government
>wears shirt and shorts as everyone else
I love to work in a relaxed atmosphere (even though the job is boring as hell)

what do you do in govt?

Tradie master race literally shoot shit then go on my way since I work alone

Max comfy

NEET coping general

>tfw sick day

NEET larp thread.

The real wage general is here

just kys. soul sucking prison sentence. i did that for 3 years and kept telling myself "it pays well, job security, pension". 13 years later and i live abroad work 3 hours a day and have zero debt and a cutie young latina gf. my co-workers are all fat and married/divorced and into debt up to their ears. plan your exit strategy now

Gosh user, it sure sucks that whole crypto thing didn’t work out for you. Well, now that your break is over, I’ll show you to the burger grill, we’ve got about fifty orders pending

I used to work for government on a military base and it was always casual, but I had to deal with all the military
>I needed it done yesterday
>no, user, I fight for this country everyday so you can have this cushy job. You will do what I say
>group of 5-10 military guys comes into my office at one time because that's how many equal one regular brain
Only thing I miss were my co-workers, they are alright

>tfw you start another wagie general because you were too tired to realize there was already one up.

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OOOMGGGG STACY YOU KNOW THAT CREEPY LOSER user? HE BOUGHT 10,000 CHAINLINK AT $1.10. THEN HE GAVE THEM TO ME FOR FREE BECAUSE HE “LOVED” ME. HAHAHA NOW HE WORKS AT MCDONALDS AFTER I SOLD FOR $1.25 ATH

This and checking those double dubs.

youtube.com/watch?v=SkqbHQqLwMU

The resemblance is uncanny.

Veterinary stuff. Overview and prevention of epidemics etc

Manual labor wageslave here.
Just finished work. Going to waste another weekend away on Jow Forums. Or maybe I'll get drunk, or high. Probably not. Truly living the life.
I contemplate kms every week.

>More like 1 week. We have a big project due soon and I'll need to have it in review soon.

???
How is your post at all relevant? I am convinced that most of you that reeee about Jow Forums are just bots, replying to things that aren't even related to Jow Forums

>hawaiian shirt day

this dulls the pain just a little bit

When i was in tech school for the Air Force, every weekend was Hawaiian shirt weekend.

Manufacturing Mechanic here, fucking kill me. My factory has ((((mandatory))) Saturday overtime. Its so fucking gay. I get one day off a week, unless its my reservist weekend, then i don't get a day off for two weeks.

>account manager
>fucked up with one of my clients and been avoiding them all week
>praying she doesn’t call today

just let me make it to the weekend please i’ll deal with that cunt on monday

I wish every single wageslave here good luck. I hope that we will all make it

Fucking hell I know what you're saying. I used to work in a meat processing plant. Most Saturdays I had to work. One day off. Next week the shift changes from evening to morning or vice versa and I didn't fucking sleep at all.

>thinks his work is worth millions

not bad, but Academia is far better, kek

i was asking about affiliate marketing yesterday. any other avenues you biz bros do to escape wageslavery?

What did you do

Still on here user? Come on, it’s time to go to work! Go on little wagecuck

>literal millions

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>spending money on interactive Chinese cartoons
Oh I am laffin

I'll be off to major in business and Russian in university soon.

How fucked am I?
Also long-term planning to go to Officer Commissioning School for the Marines

Whole company made less than 900k€ profit last year, and them quitting would literally bankrupt my small hometown kek

Shut the fuck up. He's white and based. Trump will take care of white NEETs by removing welfare from blacks so that he can double welfare for whites. Also, he's saved up a bunch of LINK, so he'll be a rich man EOY.

You're not fucked at all. Putin is Trump's friend, so you can work as their translator.

Based and redpilled

t. shlomo

>Making it as a wageslave

Oh, user...

>Marine officer

You're already fucking up.

>Also long-term planning to go to Officer Commissioning School for the Marines

I'm going for the same user.

DELUSION

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>copypasting documents
>google searches
>random social media posts
>worth millions
wtf I'm starting my business now !

Im 20 and started working as a software dev, with my parents money i got around 1k net profit every month. DESU im feeling comfy as fuck and feel way happier with my job than when i was a NEET. Dicking around all day, sleeping in all day and fapping to anime is going to make you depressed eventually, i can tell from expierence

what's your job? And how do I get one like it?

>started working as a software dev, with my parents money i got around 1k net profit every month

Stop taking your parents money. There are so many strings attached that you can't see.

low effort bait